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Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2006-03-05 at 19:21:56
Chuck Norris chops him in half.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MyStIcAl-MySt on 2006-03-05 at 19:30:23
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them into oncoming traffic.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-03-06 at 11:02:58
Vin Diesel kills you , and chuck norris
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-03-24 at 15:27:13
^Asplodez
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2006-03-24 at 15:28:08
^Body slammed by african elephant
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-03-24 at 15:37:46
^an Elephant craps on screwed. ohmy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2006-03-24 at 15:42:26
^was part of the excretional waste of the elephant
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2006-03-24 at 16:31:16
^shoots himself with a nail gun when a chick tries to hit on him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-03-24 at 17:19:05
Dies laughing at Screwed.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-03-24 at 17:31:53
^ Gets shot with a crimsonmagnum lmfao.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syrreph on 2006-03-24 at 19:17:11
^is murdered for using complicated words...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by chrono_seifer on 2006-03-24 at 19:27:08
^ is squashed by chuck norris;s wang
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-03-24 at 19:50:22
^ roundhouse kicked.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2006-03-24 at 21:06:43
[center]Syphon's day at mime school.
One day, while at Canada's most exclusive school of mime, Syphon tried the most dangerous stunt ever; the glass box. Little did he realise, a squad of B52 bombers had just been flying over and 'accidentally' dropped a few dozen nukes directly ontop of him. All the cute little Canadian bunnies turned into... me.
It was cool.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-03-24 at 23:17:09

^Fake death, or was it?^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2006-03-25 at 01:21:15
[center]Dema, I know where you live...
Now, I wonder how you'll die...
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by (SEN)Dante50 on 2006-03-25 at 06:47:31
^Listens top his iPod for 10 hours straight. When he tries to take them out, he finds that they're stuck to his ears. He pulls and pulls, and finally rips his ears off. He bleeds to death in seconds happy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2006-03-25 at 07:02:22
[center]I'm so emo. I own an iPod, and the tiny magnets in the headphones stick to all my emo ear piercings.

Dante leads police on an cross country high speed chase, and tries to flee to Cuba in a 1964 Cadillac. Sadly, he forgot that it only works if you're coming from Cuba. Cold, watery, death.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by chrono_seifer on 2006-03-25 at 13:57:52
^SHOT through the heart because *i had what he was havin
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-03-26 at 21:48:07
^dies from posting that AGAIN (and i'll die from mentioning that he posted that again)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-03-26 at 21:54:42
Falcon is beaten to death by a bunch of scary worms.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-03-26 at 22:54:24
^Dies for being a merrel fan tongue.gif lol ><
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-03-26 at 23:55:18

Replaced by a Cylon.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-03-27 at 07:03:16
^ demaris spends to much time in SEN & doesent pay enough attention to his girlfriend. she goes VERY angry & strangles him... owww.... blink.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-03-28 at 00:24:14

Jelly monster hates Jam.
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