Chuck Norris chops him in half.
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks them into oncoming traffic.
Vin Diesel kills you , and chuck norris
^Body slammed by african elephant
^an Elephant craps on screwed.

^was part of the excretional waste of the elephant
^shoots himself with a nail gun when a chick tries to hit on him.
Dies laughing at Screwed.
^ Gets shot with a crimsonmagnum

^is murdered for using complicated words...
^ is squashed by chuck norris;s wang
[center]Syphon's day at mime school.
One day, while at Canada's most exclusive school of mime, Syphon tried the most dangerous stunt ever; the glass box. Little did he realise, a squad of B52 bombers had just been flying over and 'accidentally' dropped a few dozen nukes directly ontop of him. All the cute little Canadian bunnies turned into... me.
It was cool.[/center]
[center]Dema, I know where you live...
Now, I wonder how you'll die...[/center]
^Listens top his iPod for 10 hours straight. When he tries to take them out, he finds that they're stuck to his ears. He pulls and pulls, and finally rips his ears off. He bleeds to death in seconds

[center]I'm so emo. I own an iPod, and the tiny magnets in the headphones stick to all my emo ear piercings.
Dante leads police on an cross country high speed chase, and tries to flee to Cuba in a 1964 Cadillac. Sadly, he forgot that it only works if you're coming from Cuba. Cold, watery, death.[/center]
^SHOT through the heart because *i had what he was havin
^dies from posting that AGAIN (and i'll die from mentioning that he posted that again)
Falcon is beaten to death by a bunch of scary worms.
^Dies for being a merrel fan

lol ><
^ demaris spends to much time in SEN & doesent pay enough attention to his girlfriend. she goes VERY angry & strangles him... owww....
