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Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-03-28 at 02:59:50
Anubis is very dissapointed in you, demaris.
It's time to fase the wrath of Anubis...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-03-28 at 03:02:43

^Choked on a muffin.^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-03-28 at 03:14:09
Demaris was walking down the street, when a guy advertysing tea comes up to him, & says: "our new tea is just great, here have a free sample!" *gives demars the cup of tea* Demaris drinks the tea, & it turns out to be EXTREMELY hot. he gets a burn of his mouth & sues the tea company.

one day later demaris suspiciusly dies from food poisoning...

PS how to set an avatar ?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-03-28 at 03:42:23

^Lynched for being a "Super Newbie"^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-03-28 at 03:45:25
^Samuel L. Jackson bludgeons him to death with a rattle snake.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-03-28 at 04:56:03
for some reason, doodan said "hah, what the hell, playing with explosives is not dangerous!" ....Doodan was never to be seen alive again...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-03-28 at 10:43:54
gets his ass NUKED

(by me)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lord_Agamemnon(MM) on 2006-03-28 at 11:46:39
Falcon A suddenly realizes that he has not researched Optical Implants.

*AAGH!*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-03-28 at 14:10:12
^reactor in the ship meltdowned
*-1 to total amount of arbiters*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lord_Agamemnon(MM) on 2006-03-28 at 14:34:55
^Torrasque spawns of top of him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-03-28 at 22:53:08
dies from using starcraft units in this thread
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-03-28 at 23:06:16

^ Realizes my sig is better than his and commits suicide.^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-03-29 at 07:11:47
^the evil ducky eats you. tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lord_Agamemnon(MM) on 2006-03-29 at 20:45:32
^Gets shot by someone for using that emoticon.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-03-29 at 22:43:44
^spares Lord_Agamemmon and kills demaris...for having a better sig.

QUOTE
^ Realizes my sig is better than his and commits suicide.^


(I was gonna steal that ;P)

any of you notice the uhhh little "LP" in the top right corner?
I got the sig from a friend
Who stole it from an album cover.

hah, i didnt even bother making my shizty sig! im about to delete it because yours r0xx0rz my b0xx0rz. but for that you DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

*sets up demaris the bomb*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TH-Kabam on 2006-03-31 at 03:48:25
Falcon A is pwn't by the RAWRZ monster seen here...RAWRZ!

ADDITION:
Ez takes over the world and ACCIDENTALLY kills his best friend, Kabam. crybaby.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-03-31 at 08:47:08
^ sinks in tears ( crybaby.gif )
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-03-31 at 10:55:48
^ teh master chief and xan have a 1v1 battle and he's caught in the middle.

"Jammed was carved up by Xan's green shaft" Spread -1!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-03-31 at 16:01:17
Falcon comes near the wall, saying "i've killed so many people...i'm a monster !" & smashes his head against the wall wallbash.gif crazy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TH-Kabam on 2006-03-31 at 18:20:52
Jammed...just dies. No reason jsut dies.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-03-31 at 21:21:52
kabam dies from being the last one to reply to every post in this forum when i came on yesterday.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-04-01 at 06:48:43
Falcon wants to go to the toilet. he goes there, sits down, & the toiltet appears to be liquid terminator in form of his toilet. terminator traps falcon & impails him with spikes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-04-01 at 22:30:07
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  Falcon wants to go to the toilet. he goes there, sits down, & the toiltet appears to be liquid terminator in form of his toilet. terminator traps falcon & impails him with spikes.


^LMAO!

Jammed went to the store to buy some jelly. my orbiting death satellite shoots an asteroid at the perfect angle and it as it comes crashing down through the atmosphere, just enough of it burns up so it's the size of his head, and it hits the building, slams on top of his head, and cracks his skull open.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shadow-Killa_04 on 2006-04-01 at 23:16:49
For reasons unknown to man Falcon turns into a starcraft map and the following trigger happens:

Trigger
Players:
¤ Falcon_A
¤ Starcraft
¤ The letter Z for whatever reason
Conditions:
¤ Falcon_A enters the game.
Actions:
¤ Starcraft kills Falcon_A
¤ Play Wav: YOU SUCK
¤ End Game (Life) for Falcon A


As you can see, Falcon_A was killed by his love.

Do I get an 10/10 for creativity?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TERRAINFIGHTER on 2006-04-01 at 23:26:52
The poor old soul above me dies from a combination of 5 things, in this order

1. gets frozen by a dark archon
2. gets ambushed by reavers
3. a swarm of bees join the fun n attack em
4. a nuclear missile lands
5. the 9999 unit finally gets broodlinged by a queen, and turns into 2 9999 broodlings which kill each other
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