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bought himself a cool car, & was off to have some fun, when a policeman came & told "show me ure lisence" (but you forgot them at home) so Demaris says "i'll never give up !!!!" *pushes the gas pedal to the limit* so the 3 hour chase begun.
at the speed of 200 km/h demaris' car met a tree, wich turned out to be more solid then his brand new car.

crushed by chuck norris's wang

smoking killed you. you shouldn't have smoked at the petrol station

the attack of the evil rubby duckies kept Jammed fighting his hardest while I walked up behind him and hit him on the head with a rolling pin and he died because the duckies turned into grizzly bears and he still tried kissing them.

Falcon_A was attacked by Perigrine falcons, who gouged out his eyes and ate his liver. Falcon_A then walked off the edge of the Grand Canyon.

He didn't die... He just got startled and fell backwards... the tank was empty.

Falcon will be sacrificed to the Sun God, so that he may shine down onto our crops and we may reap bountiful fields.

the tank was not empty, veta was the tank's driver. the tank's commander says "kill that guy with the machine gun". the guy who's in charge of the weapon systems (dunn how he's called) says "we ran out of ammo in the machine gun".
the commander: "then let's have some fun, veta, crush him & make him flat"
when veta drived to the guy, he got into the "line of fiering" of an enemy tank, witch immediatley used his opportunity to destroy the opponent. the shell destroyed the armour & veta was killed by high speed & temperature fragments.

jammed got punched in the stomach so hard, that his eyeballs popped out and his balls exploded

^ made a modification, & it bugged 1 SC fan's PC & he killed you for that.

^Made a bad map and the map turned against him. Afterwards the map turned into a Giant meatball and Ate him alive. after that he puked him Out. then Killed him again, and that happened for 300 times Over.

^ fell into a giant pod of quicksilver. tryed to drown himself not to suffer, but no use. died atlast after 5 hours of horrible suffering

Jammed to death, strawberry.

Syphon was crushed under the weight of the 27,000 cardboard boxes I shipped to him via UPS.

^ becomes an astronaut. on his first mission to space an unknown before asteroid hits his ship.

Jammed gets killed by a member of Metallica!

^jammed and demaris go on a honeymoon in ireland, but i come up onto the land in a loch ness monster suit and kill them both like a magic ninja and then throw their bodies on a ferriswheel and then set it on fire and then fly away smiling yummily.

your reaction is slower then it should be on 2 minutes.

Falcon_A has such a bad reaction that he couldn't react to the signal of a truck that was about to crush him ! his intestines were coiled on the truck's wheels, the brain waqs found on the roof of a 10 story building, his teeth & skull got stuck inthe engine, his ribs flew off so fast, that some of them even cut grass, his eyeball was foung in the exhaust pipe, & the whole street was painted red...

^Jammed plugs his electric guitar into his amp, but the cable is loose. This causes and electrical problem, and he touches the guitar and shocks himself. He is knocked out for 5 hours, and wakes up to realize that his stove was left on, and it started a fire, and he was sitting in the middle. He runs out of the house, stops, drops and rolls, and gets up just to have his head blown off by a shotgun that a gangster was holding. God then rejects him out of Heaven , and sends him to Hell.

Dante50 was hanging out with his friends one day. on the way home, he was caught in the rain. it was not a usual rain, but a acid one. besides loosing all the skin on his head & scoulders you got cold & got cancer of lungs. from the huge pain, got a heartattack but was saved & fell into a deep coma. after 5 years of coma you woke up, looked in the mirror & got a heartattack (again, but you died for sure this time).

That was...grotesque.

I stab you with a screwdriver.

I choose to no longer believe in Falcon_A, and he pops out of existance.

[sub]Insane lives to be 84, then dies of natural causes.[/sub]

eating those red mushrooms with white dots on them was not a good idea Vaulg