Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-06 at 03:03:35
Ultimo is going to be raped by a tree to death!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-06 at 04:03:37
You trip into a cup and break your knee.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-08-06 at 04:13:07
EzDay chokes on a brazil nut, betting with his buddy that he can give himself the heimlic. If he had survived, we would've gotten $5, but since he didn't, Dan gets to take his $5 from EzDay's dead body.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2005-08-06 at 04:43:59
Dies by a shake
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-08-06 at 05:16:47
Tazzy gets so horny he humps the first thing he sees. It feels like a fat girl, but is actually a man-eating, gelatinous, alien monster. It prompty devours him whole.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-08-06 at 05:22:02
His love for Sessame Street characters pushes him to having buttsex with Big Bird. Upon realizing that I sometimes wear Big Bird costumes, Wilhelm kills himself.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-08-06 at 05:32:57
O.D's. Enough Said. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-08-06 at 06:02:27
ShadowBrood's parents win a vacation trip to The Middle East, where they take a tour through the desert. Shadow Brood sees a glimmer in the sands, which turns out to be a magic lamp. He rubs it, and a genie comes out. He is granted three wishes. The first, he uses for a bottle of whiskey. He gets heavily drunk, and wishes to go to France. He is teleported there. Still drunk, and spotting a small frog, he wishes he was a frog. He then promptly cooked and eaten by the French.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2005-08-06 at 06:11:45
Wilhelm, dies by a swarm of zergling.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-08-06 at 06:15:07
Tazzy tries to eat a ball of burning grass.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-06 at 06:29:29
Willhelm will be used as a helm.
After having everything but his skull removed from his body... erm... ya...
>_>
After having everything but his skull removed from his body... erm... ya...
>_>
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-08-06 at 09:41:05
The Lord of Insanity goes insane and commits suicide.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-08-06 at 09:41:36
Kingra gets STDs from hot, unprotected goat sex.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-08-06 at 09:46:21
Wilhelm was involved in the goat sex, and also got STDs.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-08-06 at 10:20:06
Wilhelm happens to have STD antidotes, presuming that Kingra might also have them, he collects contaminated goat fluid, jums through the time portal, and gives STDs to Kingra's parents before he's born. They die, and Kingra never exists. GG NO RM.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-08-06 at 10:26:15
The Sandwich Of Life comes back to the thread and eats Wilhelm.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-06 at 14:02:15
You die by drinking to much jixx
Eh urm......
Kingra dies by electrocution from Pikachu
Eh urm......
Kingra dies by electrocution from Pikachu
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-08-06 at 14:08:33
About time someone posted in this. 
The Sandwich of Life eats Kellimus.
The Sandwich of Life eats Kellimus.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Infested-Jerk on 2005-08-06 at 14:16:55
Three words:
Impaled On Toothpick in sandwhich
Uh, five words.
Impaled On Toothpick in sandwhich
Uh, five words.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-06 at 14:17:20
Rips apart the sandwich of life and eats it!
Then proceeds to eat Kingra's electrocuted corpse
Er um.....
Mind Controls Infested then makes him eat feces
Then proceeds to eat Kingra's electrocuted corpse
Er um.....
Mind Controls Infested then makes him eat feces
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Infested-Jerk on 2005-08-06 at 14:21:29
Straight from 101 ways to die:
Respawns, Mind Controls Kellimus, tells him to act like a cat a chew on the lamp cord.
ZAP!!!
Respawns, Mind Controls Kellimus, tells him to act like a cat a chew on the lamp cord.
ZAP!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-06 at 14:30:57
Kills whoever posted before me
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-08-06 at 14:30:59
Kellimus died ten seconds later.
Uh...Kingra kills Kellimus for making him edit his post 7 times.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-06 at 14:33:29
Kills kingra for having to do so
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-08-06 at 14:35:02
Kingra kills Kellimus with 2467 minerals worth of posts.