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You get a W32.Litar.Worm say goodbye to your comp

I wish i had a legal copy of windows.

Granted... You can have Windows 95.

I wish my computer had 4 ghz.

[center]Granted, but I steal your gigahurtz.

I wish I had moooooooney to buy useless junk typing skills.[/center]

Wish Granted; You buy TeH 133& 1@nG|_|@Gu3 F0R n00bZ.

I wish I had a Pornstar girlfriend without any knid of disease.

[center]Granted, she's an 80 year old gay midget beastiality obsessed orgy master.

I wish the BATFE would leave me alone.[/center]

Granted.... but you're stuck with an 80 year old gay midget beastiality obsessed orgy master instead.

Since Dorkhawk didn't post a wish...

I wish that all people on the Earth except for me would turn into cows.

Granted, but with the exessive cows their came the mad cow deases! and all the cows die, and then you die after lonelyness and you try to clear your lonelyness by raping a dead cow.

I wish their was a forest of hot girls!

ADDITION:
Granted, but with the exessive cows their came the mad cow deases! and all the cows die, and then you die after lonelyness and you try to clear your lonelyness by raping a dead cow.

I wish their was a forest of hot girls!

Granted, but the girls on fire burn down the forest.

I wish there was an OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG button on the keyboard.

Granted, but the newbs use it so much everyone gets pissed off and traces it's origin to this thread. An angry mob comes and kills you for making that wish.

I wish I had... uh... 35 cents.

Granted, you get thirty cents. The economy crashes and everyone on SEN kills you and steals your money because they know you made that wish.

I WISH I WAS THE SEKSIEST MAN EVER!! ZOMG

Granted. But you get more male admirers than female ones.

I wish I had a zillion minerals.

Granted, and you get banned because of h4xing and screwing up the page with all the digits.


I wish I could come up with another wish.

granted they are blessed with excessive nerves. even the air hurts when you touch it D: you die from the pain.

i wish that i could get something to eats

granted you get screwed over by street fighter combat

i wish i could be in a video game ex. BMXXX

granted...u get distracted...and fall and break ur neck

i wish i had pie

granted the pie was poisioned and you die...

i wish i can go to bed right now....

Granted, but the bed implodes into a black hole.

I wish somebody would notice my signature is actaully one pixel over the limit.

granted, mod finds out and you get banned forever just for that 1 pixel and you die while crying over SEN.

I wish i could acctually finish my maps (meh havnet worked on it for a few days)

granted you try so hard at it without food,water,air, and sleep you die... but you do finish it and every1 hates it (MAJOR CORRUPTION OF WISH HAHAHA)

i wish taht i could play his map

[center]Granted, EUD actions give you a virus.

I wish North Dakota burned down.[/center]

Granted, it gets blown up.

I wish my cat turned into a dog.