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^dies for misspelling my lord Valug's name wrong

Insane commits suicide after he realizes that I am twice as insane!

PS. Nice Sig Insane I like it

I can't understand an objective of my/your nemesis
I Never diediedie

^Dies for not saying how 7-7 dies.
How did he die? Le me just say that Isolated knows where he lives, and he's friends with...Chuck Norris

^got his throat cut by the usb plug on my mouse.

for some reason, Bush claims that Demaris is terrorist #1. mass media spreads this, making everybody hate Demaris (it all happens in 1 day). so when Demaris leaves his home to buy some milk & bread, a huge angry mob, seeking the 100.000$ prize for your head, armed with chains, knifes, baiseball bats, rocks & forks tears him apart.

cut his jugular shaving

looks at the clock in his room. instead of showing the time they show a sign: "time to die". Falcon_A died that very moment

Decides to go to staples. However, the staples is in actuality a cannon, shaped like a staple. It unfolds and shoots him into space, where he finds an alien race that flies ice cream trucks. He defeats them in battle, but one last one enters his mind and convinces him that coffee is good....and i mean REAAAAAAAL good. Jammed then uses alien technology to attach rocket boosters to one side of the moon, and slam it into the earth. He uses the rest of the world as slave labor (since he conquered them all with alien technology) to hollow out the inside of the moon. All the coffee in the world is brought to the moon, and it is storage for every coffee bean in existance. However, a small group of revolutionaries were tired of his 3-day tyranny, and held an uprising. Jammed was wired out on coffee and fought valiantly, but when the smoke cleared, all that was left was his crown.

lol...

falcon comes home from a hard day at work. finds an unknown woman in his bedroom (not naked! ). she says taht she got lost & she needs a room to spend the night. flacon didn't know, that it's the maniak that kills her victims with a tooth brush. falcon let her spend the night at his house. when you were asleep she entered your room & pushed a tooth brush through your head from your right eye till your left ear.

Wow... someone is... uh...


Jammed died because he ate a condom, by accident... looked like bubble gum to his untrained eye.

Veta tryed to commit a suicide by shooting himself, but the gun didn't fire becawse of a malfunction. after that, Veta tried to drown himself in the sea. he failed, becawse he was saved by a fisherman. he was taken to hospital. the doctor made a mistake by giving you the wrong medicine, so he died in the hospital.

Jammed discovered Atlantis and lived there until the day that the Burger King guy came down and attacked the city. Jammed survived but was later taken to a local McDonalds where the King threw a biscuit of doom at Jammed and the narrator said his line "wake up with the king" and Jammed yet survived that but was later taken to the dungon where he was tickled to death.

lol again

Toothfariy became greedy. he tryed to steal a tooth of Chuck Norris as his greatest trophy, but failed & got PWNED by Chuck Norris to death.

Jammed was helping smuggle weed into the USA and wad ratted out by his left big toe. Athorites took him to a local prison where he discovered he had super powers. He had the ability to pop his fingers so loud it broke glass. The guards released him due to sheer annoyance. He was later discovered dead when he poped his fingere til it exploded and all that was left of him was his big toe that ratted him out in the first place.

lmao

Toothfariy was typing a post at SEN, and when he glanced down at the keyboard, all the letters were gone, but the keys flew up in the air in front of him, and they each gain their own letters to spell out "YOU DIE NOW" and they fly at him and impale him through the eyeballs and he dies of bleeding too much ;P

I broke falcon's face with my inner thighs. He died due to blood loss 30 minutes later.

veta... was watching Minimoose's Probert the Probe III and then when the marine name "you" gets killed, veta gets shot by a ghost, siege tank and goliath all at the same time.

^ your socks came to life. while you were sleeping they got into your throat & strangled you.

Jammed was taken by a group of ducks who thought he was a brother bacause of his webbed feet. Later on, after the feast, jammed told them he was human and they fed him to a 30 foot gator. somehow he survived it and came out with some very nice boots i might add. but as he was exiting the swamp, a tree feel and Jammed was stung to death by angry bee's.

^ YOUR RIBBS WERE RIPPED BY JACK THE RIPPER

good thing i was wearing my anti-jack-the-ripper boxers so my ribbs were untouched. instead, it has a reverse effect so, jammed is now screwed