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^ tried to get some honey from a bee hive. unfortunatley there were bees man-eaters in that hive. they ate 99% of your body within 2 minutes.

Tried to mess with bad bad leroy brown, but got his ass beat.

Falcon_A was walking casuely, as he always does, when he got abducted by a legion of elderly snails. useing his wits, he covered the snails in salt killinh them. from then on, he was never the same. he became deeply paranoid to the point that he had to migrate to a cave and live in darkness. until one day, when a hobbit wandered into his cave and stole his salt shaker. Falcon_A was tortured by snails until he told them where it went. when he is finally reunited with his salt shaker, he was falling into a valcano of doom.

What the fark?

Micheal Jackson kills you with his nose flinging powers.

Falcon_A was playing a game of chess with master splinter when the foot clan attacked their villiage. fortunely, he was a falcon and was able to fly away. on his way to saftey, the Americans dropped a WTF bomb on him and he was never seen again

lmao...

MC Hammer lost a tooth, and toothfairy tried to go add it to his collection, but MC Hammer woke up, grabbed him by the throat, and really showed him that he indeed "Can't touch this"

Falcon was flying one day, as usually. but he didn't know that WW3 started. the nearby country took over a part of his counry's territory. he was shot down with AA guns when Falcon tried to pass the new formed border.

Jammed was playing hoop-do-hoop with his cousion, in his basement when, before he knew it, he was chugging hotdogs out of an anvil. little did he know, his cousion was an undercover computer salesman. His cousion was waiting for the right time to pounce. (or until Jammed got drunk) Jammed got sold to. later on, his parents found out that he was sold a computer and they attached his nipples to a 1 million voltage genrator. investagators report that it was a sucide, be we all knew...




and now you know...

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i don't have a cousin, so you're screwed

^ goes on a tour to some statue. the guy standing next to you commited suicide setting himself on fire. he fell on you, setting you on fire allso. the people near you stopped, dropped & rofled as you were running around screaming "my ass is on fire!". somebody tryed to put off the fire with his boot, but it only broke your 3 ribbs. seeing that the people around rofled so hard that some of them wet their pants putting the fire off. but it was to late, becawse you could not live with a burned ass !

P.S. "stop, drop & rofl" taken from another forum

^ was crushed by chuck norris's wang damnit!

Chrono Seifer was killed by Jammed because of his comment

7-7 was eating his donkey toe soup, when dinosaurs bombarded his house. 7-7 fleed in fear that the T-Rex would eat him. he was safe for a few days when the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs orginally came back. 7-7 died minutes befoe it hit due to wetting his pants so much, he drained all the fluid out of his body. little did we know it was a dream of Chuck Norris. he laughed when we woke and saw 7-7 making coffie and roundhouse kicked him to the face and 7-7 was pwned.

In other news, investagators discovered the corspe of Jammed. The only evidence discovered a mushroom tattoe on the top of his head.

I hid his collection of teeth in a lion cage. Toothfariy being the bright guy he is, tries to take on 20 of them naked.

Bad idea.

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Punches BIll Gates..............when all 50 of his heavily armed body guards are standing next to him. Unfortunatly, they can't do an autopsy on a few drops of blood and half a bone

^ Dante gets Pwnt by Michael Jackson in Neverland

Got gunned down by some asslick with a machine gun who didnt like him too much...uh..yeah...=(

^ your balls were blasted by Dr.Blaze's blaster beam

(actually Blaze is a real surname of a real doctor! )

Jammed was in a traffic jam. before he knew it he was on the sears tower clipping his toe nails. make a long story short, jammed sang and the result was total armageddion.

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Started whistling at the zoo, but off-key. Next thing anyone knew, he was being swarmed and mauled by a bunch of rampaging monkeys ...and toothfaries

im the only The Toothfariy thats why i got the title of The not a toothfariy, the toothfariy

Dante50 farted

dies by a meteorite crashing into his house, not affected by his SEN member name at all

goes to the Hitler museum. there is a rule "never say anything on german, or you will get life sentance". but falcon did not listen to that. when he said "hitler kaput" a 667 armie of flying hitler-ghosts armed with spears came out of nowhere & killed him. he did not get the life sentance after all... the hitler armie dissapeared the moment after falcon died.

Insane dies of sanness!

7-7 was posting on SEN and apparently upset Zeus, god of Thunder. 7-7 was taken by the godly legion of gaurds and taken to Zeus and was repeatedly spun until he barfed out all his lunch. they made him tell them his password so they could blow up SEN. their plan almost worked but resulted in the owning of 7-7 by yoshi.