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Toothfairy is sent to the portal of doom, when he stands in front of it, it falls down on him and the albino rabbit that was on him smudges his brain-substance across the ground.

Chronophobia is posting late at night, and he's tired. He starts to put a smilie in, but he falls asleep with his finger still clicking the uberwoot one. After about 25 second (and 500 uberwoots), his head falls on to the keyboard, and hits down and tab, and selects tyhe submit butoon. He moves his head, and hits enter,b submitting all of that crap. He wakes up when the mods and admins come to his house to beat him up for overloading the server.

lol?

I took a ninja star and threw it in your butt crack.

Falcon_A wakes up in the middle of the night and hears "Nuclear launch detected.", and see like 50 Ghosts standing around him and 50 red dots on his chest. He's tries to run but soon finds out (right before he disintigrates) that you can't run from nukes.

NOTE: Look at his avatar.

- Darktica

;P

Darktica decided to play hug the ultralisk with his best friend tom's pet ultra

the ultra's blades hugged him first.

Falcon_A was swimming on lovely afternoon when all the sudden, he relized he was a cartoon. but not just any cartoon... he was Popeye the Sailorman. but then he also realized he was swimming in shark infested waters. thinking quickly, he chugged his spinnach, did his trade mark arm flex, and wressled all the sharks. then spongebob came from down under and engulfed Falcon_A. fortunely, he broke free but was captured by the gungans. at that moment, he was from starwars. he was a jedi named Chet Lardknocker. he was in a big lightsaber fight and won. he then left to battle the dark lord and realiZed, he was in the Lord of the Rings! he found himself wreasling a demented freak for a most awesome ring. after many bites, Falcon_A lost his finger. but then... he was on the show ER. he was rushed to the hostipital. the doctor saved his finger but not his body. and that what she said.

*spares toothfariy because of the creativity of his post, and allows him to kill me again*

Falcon_A is killed again by Toothfairy.


- Darktica

I nail darktica against the wall and then slowly peel his skin off, and then stuff a grenade in his eye socket

^Osama found the way to his house

got skeet in his eye, tried to get it out, but got ran over by a truck while he was doing this.

A millennium armie, armed by legacy weapons kiiled Falcon_A, making a holy sin. Falcon_A was screwed

Jammed was jammed between two massive dumptrucks, that got slammed together by two trains that crashed into the trucks because two planes crashed into the trains. Plane1 - Train1 - Truck1 |Jammed| Truck2 - Train2 - Plane2

Insane dies because he was a passenger of one of the planes that killed jammed

7-7 got carried away by batman and shot by a criminal and then his corpse with used as the Jokers training dummy.

Centreri was mistaken for centauri by a magical ninja about to blow up "Alpha Centauri", and he accidently mistakes centreri for the star system and destroys him with a giant ass atomic blast.

some maniak gratered Falcon_A into 82367238 peaces with a cheeze grater.

Jammed got into his goliath and found kerrigan. after a few words were exchanged, kerri and jammed were making out inside the goliath. accadently, they infested the goliath. so now it was an infested goliath that attacked the other terran troops. then, a snorelax fell from the sky and crushed all but kerri and jammed. many kisses later, snorelax farted and that was the end of it. jammed and kerri died as lovers but jammed never really loved her. muhaahahaha

^looked at his avatar for 60 minutes straight, until it started talking to him. The voice of chuck norris annihilated his feeble brain, and he exploded in his wheely chair!

Falcon_A was wind surfing when he was picked up by the deamonic dragon thing that lives in the ocean. but being the [insert religion here] that he is, he was able to dispose of it with ease. then he was confrounted with elvis and his kick-buttness and he discovered a shocking truth. elvis was really a woman rapist. after that night, he was eaten by pacman when Namco desided to destroy his villiage.

^ was eaten by Chuck Norris. when he popped you out, you were very powerful & knew martial arts. you began your fantastic career. but then, pride got over you & you decided that you are MORE POWERFUL THAN CHUCK NORRIS... that was the biggest mistake of mankind. you were PWNED so hard that every particle of your body got annihilated.

^ Saw his dada naked.