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Report, edit, etc...Posted by AngelAlexz on 2006-04-25 at 18:35:30
Slyence will be working at Home Depot when the back of his head collides with a nail gun. Twelve nails will pass through his face.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (SEN)Dante50 on 2006-04-25 at 18:41:23
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Visits SEN v5, and everyone sees his face and dies. Unfortunately, someone was pushing a button, and if someone wasn't pushing this button, everyone on SEN v5 would die.
To make a long story short, you died!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-04-25 at 18:51:18
Dante50 died because a real Administrator killed him! -cause he thinks he is one
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (SEN)Dante50 on 2006-04-25 at 18:56:45
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That lurker in 7-7s avatar kills him.

Ummm...the admin thing is just a joke, you know that, right confused.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-04-25 at 19:06:14
yup I do

You die for thinking I am an idiot
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-04-25 at 19:14:46
7-7 is evaluated and the answer is 0.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Slyence on 2006-04-26 at 00:03:22
Voyager gets mortared by 1000 eggs. He then trys to eat them all but then explodes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-04-26 at 10:32:01
eats about 867296 bannanas. after doing so, your skin turns yellow, your eyes change colour & you got shot by some guy armed with a gun that got REALLY SCARED when he saw you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-04-26 at 11:01:55
ripped off his own head when his eyes stopped working from watching too many shizty powerpoints.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dumbducky on 2006-04-26 at 16:05:03
Was the person being nuked in his avatar
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2006-04-26 at 18:28:21
dumbducky was taking a morning jog when he got jumped by the chuubacabra. it stole all his money and ate his spandex. dumbducky ran as fast as he could home but unfortuneatly he was bitten by it and was transforming into a chuub. it eventuley got bad enough that he had to tear out his garabage disposal to make room for his dinosaur eggs. he soon relized that chuubs were illeagal in US so he made a deal with the mexican don. they traded places and dumbducky was now in cancun. his fire breathing vending machine exploded and he lost his dinosaur egg. in mad rage, he pooped in a watertower for 5 years. he died due to depletion of nutriants. and now we know what is in the mexican water of cancun.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EdAi on 2006-04-26 at 21:40:20
tried to get gods teeth
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2006-04-26 at 21:50:59
EdAi was walking his Kobe Bryant when a massive anvil fell from the sky. Bugs Bunney came by and cracked it open and unleashed a pleauge of insane rapist penguins. Kobe was able to fight off all but "Him". we dont speak his real name cause it really is Lord Vlodemort. "Abala Cadala" he said and owned kobe. EdAi was turned to the dark side and eveneually killed his dark lord cause his son told him to. he died cause before his master died, he farted, and everyone died.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-04-26 at 23:35:25
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EdAi was walking his Kobe Bryant when a massive anvil fell from the sky. Bugs Bunney came by and cracked it open and unleashed a pleauge of insane rapist penguins. Kobe was able to fight off all but "Him". we dont speak his real name cause it really is Lord Vlodemort. "Abala Cadala" he said and owned kobe. EdAi was turned to the dark side and eveneually killed his dark lord cause his son told him to. he died cause before his master died, he farted, and everyone died....

w...t...f...

ate a burger from my school cafeteria and died from food poisoning
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EdAi on 2006-04-26 at 23:47:02
the guys you were talking to in yer sig all got mad and pulled out uzi's
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-04-27 at 10:31:05
it was wonderful weather. you decided to go for a walk with your dog (if you have one. if not, you bought one a day before tongue.gif ). you were walking & at one moment a gang armed with rifles & shotguns kidnpped you, leaving your dog on the street. your faithful doggy made way to their hideout using sent... when they drove the car, you tried to get out, but they catched you by your feet & your face was feeling the road very well, leaving a nice trail of eyes, ears, teeth & blood. this trail led your dog to them. your dog jumped at one of them, killed him, & then another untill all of them were eaten. you were badly injured but still alive. your dog saved you. unfortunatley tose gang members all had brothers who wanted to have venegance on you, so they kidnapped you again. you tried to jump out like in the previous time & the same stuff happened. the only difference: your head did not survive the second time & was totally used up on the road. if your head was a bit bigger you could survive...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (SEN)Dante50 on 2006-04-27 at 14:09:21
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Was sitting at home listening to Rock and Roll (which died many years ago) bands. He made all of the Rappers and Punk bands angry because of this and they killed him
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EdAi on 2006-04-27 at 20:40:25
^ Insulted led zeppelin
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-04-27 at 21:31:44

Assassinated by Adobe.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EdAi on 2006-04-27 at 21:56:16
The duck in your avvy got mad you seduced it with candy and nothing happened between you, then it saw you with an angel duck and confronted you:

Evil Duck: "SAY HELLO TO MAH LEEL FREN'!!" *Pulls out rocket launcher*

You: "I'M SORRY, you want some candy gorgeous?"

Evil Duck: "Why yes than-- WAIT A SECOND, YOU LYING PIECE OF THROWN AWAY MCDONALDS CHEESEBURGER, ROT IN HELLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!"

then it proceeded to shoot you until your molecules had been cleaved and blown up into 17ths
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-04-28 at 08:39:33
underestimated the power of the bullet. you tried to catch it with your teeth...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2006-04-28 at 16:27:49
Jammed was at disney world eating his favorite elephant poop when he felt aweful. he went home and ate 20 heaping pound of fresh garlic. little did he know he was turning into a dragon. he discovered his powers when he burped. after that he became a super hero until the day he developed dragon instincts. he became paraniod that the banana people would eat him so he ran. till one day when the US wanted to test new nuclear weapons. they dropped a bomb near him but his tough roachy exteiror prevented death. he was happy once again and went to ethopia to play full concat marco polo. little did he know water was his mortal emeny. he died on the train ride there.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EdAi on 2006-04-28 at 18:06:21
thats a stillframe of you in your avvy, they took it too early... you didn't make it too yer chopper
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-04-28 at 20:12:30
^Spent too much time posting here and starved to death.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-04-28 at 23:42:38
was castrated with a rusty spoon.
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