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Gets attacked by 1000 falcons and gets pooped on.

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gets biaaaaaatch smacked upside the head and his eyes fall out and start singing before he collapses

Singing?

-_Gets eyes plucked out by Yoshi_-

decided to use a grenade to light his cigarette and see what would happen

went to my high school cafeteria that smells like polyurathane and dropped dead from how they fit 600 bodies into a room with incomplete air filters and closed windows.

visted 1942 Nazi Germany specifically to slap Hitler cuz u thought he was a pansy

In a giant blender!

Meat missle, probably the most masculine way to die.

Buried by an avalanche!

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By smoking in firebat suit only knowing it runs on propane

JordanN sees how he explodes in the firebat suit & vomits so much in his marine suit that it fills everything. you died without air.

Jammed had operated his C-10 rifle to atomic and when he tripped on a rock the C-10 landed on the planet auir. Just before he ran only knowing it was gone he was agaisnt 75 warped zealots who said "You destroyed it again time to Ezag ù choí" So jammed grabbed the nearest weapon which was a teddy bear and killedd them all only knowing it was radioactive so when he threw it into the sun he had fell into a nuclear activated pit which burned him into a 4 trillions atomic atoms that was devoured by kerrigan at her wedding when she married Yggdrasil the overlord and raynar was crying all day long cause he said "why would she date such a humpback creature" so raynar just jumped off a car only breaking his back when he 200 skin cells of jammed and he cloned him with some of Novas dna and he turned into a cyborg just untill he was ranover by a dragoon going 300 mph per second as the dragoon was late for work so as jammed recover he got squashed by a command center and then the terran leader said "landing sequence interrupted" so some medics pulled up the ashes of what was left of jammed and they put it in a zerg extractor transforming him into a raw vespene sack so as jammed escaped kerrigan tramples releasing him into the air and the was the end of jammed as we know it untill a dropship flew right into his air molecules and seperated all the molecules 1 by 1 untill it looked like a picture of a pizza. But then they managed to find the leg of jammed that was stuck on the dragoon so they tried the expirament again only knowing it turned him into a protoss pylon so now jammed spends the rest of his life providing energy to gate ways and other protoss buildings untill some zerg did a hydra rush that destroyed him into dust.

waht an interesting story... you were writing it for a day ? (the time between posts)

you were once a great pizza cook in Mc'Donald's. then you got promoted to vice president of mc'donald's. you got a lot of enemy's, so they decided to kill you in an original way. they fried you on a huge frying pen along side with all the pizza ingredients. after you became a part of a huge pizza they fed it to evil forest pigs. they laughed hard.

Jammed was looking on the internet for nude orcs when the cops came in. jammed took the blue pill making him part of the matrix. he owned the cops but then he was being chased by 2 agents. he made it out olny to be in a romantic dinner with a sentinal. after some harsh words were exchanged, the sentinal raped jammed like a dentist would and he was never seen again.

I walk up behind toothfairy while he's posting and peck out his eyes for imagining jammed raped. >.<

I dont have anything as long as JordanN, but here it goes

Falcon A dies

Whoo, there it is, glad I got that over with in a whole 3 seconds

the zerg killed u cuz u won't use anything else in yer sigs

you decided that you must beat the world record in hanging upside-down. you said to yourself "i'll do it, or die trying!!!!". at first is was not bad but then you felt dizzy, & the world faded to darkness (for you, that is).

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Lights that bullet on fire and attemps to eat it

Dante50 is shot by the bullet in Jammed signature, ouch that sucks

;P

I beat your face in with a 9 iron.

Falcon_A ate the nuclear bomb that blew up in his avatar

read a separate peace and killed himself over how lame it was or how 'sad' it was

WAS the nuke that blew up in yer avvy

edai made himself a new cool signature, but it was not a usual signature. strange things happened around it. one time the character in it spoke to you: "do it, you have no choice, shoot yourself, common, do it!". edai, hipnotized: "i have no choice, i must shoot myself". edai took a gun & shot himself.