Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-03 at 17:18:05
Like I said before,
Jammed was jammed between two massive dumptrucks, that got slammed together by two trains that crashed into the trucks because two planes crashed into the trains. Plane1 - Train1 - Truck1 |Jammed| Truck2 - Train2 - Plane2
too lazy to make up another one
Jammed was jammed between two massive dumptrucks, that got slammed together by two trains that crashed into the trucks because two planes crashed into the trains. Plane1 - Train1 - Truck1 |Jammed| Truck2 - Train2 - Plane2
too lazy to make up another one
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EdAi on 2006-05-03 at 18:22:31
so lazy that when he woke up on the train tracks, he didn't wanna get up and move, so he just layed there while a train ran him over, but the bumps derailed the train, and it crashed, and 376 people died
your caused 376 others...
your caused 376 others...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-05-03 at 19:08:30
EdAi was killed in a bitter struggle over a pudding cup.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2006-05-03 at 20:56:45
Voyager7456(MM) was suffacated by said pudding cup
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-05-04 at 02:07:34
You don't want to know.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-04 at 13:16:40
Demaris got ran over by a saweet car wit nyce rims!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-05-04 at 15:08:03
7-7 was sitting inside an outhouse, when he heard a noise. He jumped up and ran outside to find out what it was. Everyone laughed at him for not having pants on, so he started to run away. He tripped over a rock and slammed his face into a rock. Someone in the crowd yelled, "kick'em while he's down!" and he was repeatedly kicked. 7-7 managed to escape, and feeling safe, he decided to finish using the outhouse. Unfortunately, it happened to be beside a rowdy college. The kids threw a giant ball of water onto the outhouse, and the roof collapsed, crushing him. Somehow, 7-7 survived all of this, but was badly injured and in the hospital. The nurse treating him had a terrible illness with few to no symptoms, and unknowingly transimmited it to 7-7. Within a few months, 7-7 was out of the hospital, and had to use the washroom again. He went into an outhouse and suddenly suffered from extreme pain from his illness. Obi-wan Kenobi appeared before him and told him the only way he could survive the illness was to eat "9". Unfortunately, 9 had AIDS, so when 7 8 9 he now had a new illness. To make a long story short, it wasn't pretty, and his corpse was repeatadly run over by an 18 wheeler.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2006-05-04 at 17:47:38
wow... what a story
killer_kow was sleeping when he felt a tremble. he walks into his living room to find a whale had feel out of his tree. being paniced and knowing it's illegal to have a whle he ran for his life. he thoought he was safe but then he was halted by a man eater named Wally, the white window warshing walrus with wicked written on his arm. he made a similar face to this
they got drunk and sang ol' folk songs. he died of trama to the appendix
killer_kow was sleeping when he felt a tremble. he walks into his living room to find a whale had feel out of his tree. being paniced and knowing it's illegal to have a whle he ran for his life. he thoought he was safe but then he was halted by a man eater named Wally, the white window warshing walrus with wicked written on his arm. he made a similar face to this
they got drunk and sang ol' folk songs. he died of trama to the appendixReport, edit, etc...Posted by Weed-4-me on 2006-05-04 at 17:53:53
toothfaryi will die of hiv 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EdAi on 2006-05-04 at 21:49:50
morphed with a dark templar into a Dark Weed, and was no more
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2006-05-04 at 22:14:04
^dies of old age
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EdAi on 2006-05-04 at 22:27:26
^molecules get vaporized^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-05-05 at 04:31:39
^head gets vaporized within 30 minutes. oww... that's 30 minutes of huge pain.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JB4times4 on 2006-05-05 at 08:55:40
the bullet in his avatar pops out of his sreen and into his left eye
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-05-05 at 13:50:58
an evil maniak kills you for not having an avatar
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-05 at 21:47:16
^Slipped on a rotten banana
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-05-06 at 08:40:25
you fell on a fiew drops of permanent glue. you were not very lucky, cuz your face sticked to the floor. unfortunatley, the shop you were in was closing for the night in a minute & you couldn't scream cuz your tounge & bouth lips got glued. so you were left there for the night. you were trying to set yourself free & accidentally broke your neck.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-05-06 at 11:21:59
^Takes a 40 mike-mike in his pants 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-06 at 15:15:21
Killer Kow dies from drining too much milk and gets E-Coli 0157! Even though I dont think it is possible to get this through dairy, but whatever!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-06 at 23:40:41
gets his ass blown up by the cowboys from hell
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2006-05-07 at 00:14:42
^also dies of old age.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EdAi on 2006-05-07 at 02:45:11
Your so annoying and pester Cloud Strife so much that he puts a burning coal down yer throat, but that doesn't stop u, so he sticks a needle in every one of yer joints, but neither does that, so he just cuts off yer head...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-05-07 at 03:56:28
Mistakes his own brain for adobe photoshop, and tries to paint with it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-05-07 at 05:28:33
is hanged, but not like in your stolen avatar, no no, that would be merciful. you are hanged upside down to die slowly.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Friut on 2006-05-07 at 08:38:35
QUOTE(Jammed @ May 7 2006, 03:28 AM)
is hanged, but not like in your stolen avatar, no no, that would be merciful. you are hanged upside down to die slowly.
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Go jammed!
Anywayz
Jammed sudennly dies of no cause... but of cardivascular problems,Hiv,stroke,stab to the heart,stab to the appendix,stab to the nose,AIDS,Pooping and an alien worm comes out and blows him up and much more horrible things to come
Ps.
Died of laughter
