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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-05-07 at 08:51:14
^Tried to swallow a flashlight and choked to death
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2006-05-07 at 11:31:24
^died of natural causes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-07 at 15:33:16
^Mickey mouse thew a brick at him in the skull and then chicken little wacked him in the crutch with his bat
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-07 at 16:48:59
^Listened to a beat at http://www.soundclick.com/snafuus and died from the sound.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-05-09 at 13:43:19
you kept saying to yourself "there is no spoon", looking at a spoon on your table. after 5 hours the spoon moover a bit. you discovered telepathy ability in yourself & improoved it. you began to bend spoons infrom of the public. making an incredible fortune. you bend cars, trains & you were world-famous. your life ended when you tried to break the bones of Chuck Norris with your telepathy. his power turned out to be beyond your telepathy.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-09 at 16:44:07
Blew up in a radioactive toilet
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dada on 2006-05-09 at 19:26:26
^laughed at falcon A for trying to kill Chuck Norris but then Chuck NOrris thought he was laughing at him so he kicked JordanN is the balls so hard they came up to his throat and he chocked on his own balls!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-10 at 12:56:01
Dies along with his Mario Brothers
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-10 at 16:47:43
^after nine and 7 got angry of 7-7 they decided that 7 8 7-7
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-10 at 18:11:54
His MS paint sig tried to strangle him.

The yellow lines wrapped around his neck while the red gouged out his eyes.

He died.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-10 at 18:18:07
Falcon_A surrnedered his base to me, and I killed him!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-10 at 18:30:27
Ugh, I gotta make that photoshop sig =/

7-7 realized that his name is seven minus seven which equals zero, therefore he realized he is nothing and collapsed.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-10 at 18:46:54
Falcon_A realized that the bomb in his avater was right above his house. mellow.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-10 at 19:08:29
7-7 was almost killed by the lurker in his avvie.(haha, got you with pics TOO!)

However, (since plenty of people said that and I don't want to...)

It just decided to eat him alive, and then when the lurker burrowed at a choke, my siege tank decided to call for a comsat to blow his ass up with 2 other tanks.

I then tank/turret pushed your base in and then pwnt j00.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-10 at 20:27:58
^The seige tanks were acually infested medics that then grabbed you by the neck and kept dipping you in boiling solphuric acid untill you suffacated and radiated. huh.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-10 at 22:06:28
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^The seige tanks were acually infested medics that then grabbed you by the neck and kept dipping you in boiling solphuric acid untill you suffacated and radiated. huh.gif


Mehehehe...too bad that I put H[sub]2[/sub]SO[sub]4[/sub] into your shower head.

When you went home, after laughing at my seeming demise, you decided to take a shower, and the acid mixed with the water to burn your face off before you were even able to scream.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-11 at 12:50:24
Falcon_A died because I always have to say that he died on this forum game
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-11 at 16:20:45
7-7 died for an amount of creativity similar to the amount in this post (none)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-11 at 16:54:38
OMG you again! Falcon dies from being shot from a sniper rifle comming from a mile away
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-11 at 20:26:57
QUOTE(7-7 @ May 11 2006, 04:54 PM)
OMG you again!  Falcon dies from being shot from a sniper rifle comming from a mile away
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Everytime 7-7 types a vowel a part of body disapears.

And now 7-7 has been disintigrated in 4.7 second before relising he was gone.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-12 at 15:20:59
0h y4h, b1t3 m3

J0rd4n N d13d f0r st33l1ng my n4me, my r34l n4m3 1s J0rd4n N1ch0ls
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-13 at 08:21:27
Got flattend when a Carrier landed on him that was trying to save a probe
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-13 at 08:28:14
But before I died I sent a Batte Cruiser over and blew the Carrier up then sent it after JordanN
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-13 at 08:38:05
But before it died an Arbiter recalled it and sent back in time to destroy the battlecruiser that 7-7 sent and then came back into present era to rescue the probe who later was "Probert The Probe"!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-13 at 08:55:43
but that was only my evil twin, then I showed up as a Jim Raynor and shot JordanN
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