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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-17 at 10:32:47
did it really need to rape me first?

You went to www.realultimatepower.net and got pwnt by a ninja.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-17 at 12:50:10
after the picture in Falcon A's signature was taken, it said Falcon_A dies because 7-7 said so!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-05-17 at 17:08:13
Upchucked by Chuck Norris' woodchuck nunchucks.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-17 at 18:09:36
Syphon got DROPPED by my all-mighty fist!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-17 at 22:30:18
^ looked into this face and started crying and then just collapsed in sadness: cry.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-05-18 at 09:32:05
Desintigrated ? Deatomizized ? Demoleculirizized ? NO, you just trip & broke your neck !
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-05-18 at 09:53:51
^Secks'd to death by Bill Cosby.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-18 at 12:56:13
Dies of damage of the brain
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-18 at 19:55:21
His brain "really" had brain freeze after eating a pie.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-05-19 at 00:03:14
^ Is dropped by is 56k

Pwnt.

-DB
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-19 at 10:38:31
DarkBlood(MC) is not killed because he is in my clan, but If he had to it was because of old age:)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-19 at 10:48:04
7-7 was killed with a giant wang
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-19 at 11:06:19
Falcon A died by a bird plucking his eyes out
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-05-19 at 13:13:47
Sneezed his brain out crazy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-19 at 13:18:48
Jammed was locked into a jar of Jam for a slow death of breathing in Jelly!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-05-19 at 15:24:14
Murdered by a black guy. With a big watermelon. Inside a KFC.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-19 at 15:26:53
Killed by the freeky lookin girl in his avvy
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-19 at 16:50:26
^Played starcraft untill his brain mutated into a form of a zealot
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-19 at 16:51:15
i'd prefer marine

JordanN died of cancer
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-19 at 16:56:43
^Had cancer of the @$$.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-19 at 16:57:33
Is shot by the arrow in his sig!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-19 at 22:35:28
found out that his girlfriend is getting her ass pumped out by some russian immigrant and kills him, her, then himself.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-20 at 09:15:57
It all started on a wonderful sunday morning when Falcon_A was jogging down the road in Iraq when he was completely dissasembled by a road-side-bomb.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-20 at 10:17:26
While 7-7 was recording that on tape he had got disambled to.

BTW my arrow is pointing at you not my username cool1.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-20 at 10:19:37
JordanN was slapped by the Hand of Nod!
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