Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-20 at 11:25:15
^After surviving a fate that costed his life he got ran over by a tri-cycle
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-21 at 07:17:20
JordanN dies of a heart attack
Report, edit, etc...Posted by marxel on 2006-05-21 at 07:46:43
impaled with a pencil. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-21 at 07:53:16
Shot by an uzi when my homis were doin a driveby!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-21 at 08:32:22
^I had rigged his bed so once who got out his room exploded. I also put some bombs on his keyboard,breakfast,car and his bathrooms.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-21 at 08:36:16
JordanN died because it was his bed, breakfast etc.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-05-21 at 11:00:36
You had a nightmare, you fell from your bed & broke your arm. You ran to the first aid kit, but tripped & broke your leg. You crawled to the first aid kit, but you couldn't reach it, becawse of the broken leg. You crawled to the telephone, but it turned out to be not working. You crawled out of your house, but didn't see the truck coming, it smashed you, breaking your neck.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-05-21 at 11:08:36
Harsh...
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You had a nightmare, you fell from your bed & broke your arm. You ran to the first aid kit, but tripped & broke your leg. You crawled to the first aid kit, but you couldn't reach it, becawse of the broken leg. You crawled to the telephone, but it turned out to be not working. You crawled out of your house, but didn't see the truck coming, it smashed you, breaking your neck.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-21 at 13:02:13
died because of the lame post above!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-21 at 14:24:17
^ after waking up from his nightmare he saw his head was on the floor with candy inside so after your fingers got stuck in your eyes you had bit yourself untill candy fell out but you never knew that the candy was acually goverment steroids that mutated you into a girl so after discovering this you went to the dollar store to buy some 25cents worth tampons so once you left the store in glee an orc ran over you with his catapult your leg was glued to your back so then you went to the hospital only knowing it was infested so after leaving the hospital you got ran over again by the same orc in the catapult so you grabbed a local C-10 canister rifle and shot his wheels off untill you got rushed by a couple of 5-year olds begging you for money only knowing they were mini rats chewing on your leg untill it got bent so you ran back into your house but you slipped on your momma and she then whipped you were her detachable feet so after you typed in SEN.net it was acually a virus cause yoshi da sniper finished his new forum so you tried to go walk over to his house but that Orc had returned with an S.U.V spoiled up and ran over your head 90 times untill it deflated so then you ran to the nearest washroom to have a PMS but you forgot to were your tampons thus breaking your body in half so you limped back to dollar store but being ran over by the orc in his tri-cycle and then he grabbbed you by the neck and started bashing you agaisnt the wall untill your 2 moms came along and punched you in the crutch 2 times after relizing you didnt have a girls part and you became known as a heshe so after orc finished strangling you he whipped you across the floor and got his catapult and ran over you 30 times and then poured oil all over your body, Threw a firebats flamethrower on you and finally ran over your mashed up body again then lit you on fire were you only got rescued by clan MC but then got rejected and layed in front of the dollar store for were you last lived. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-21 at 15:27:22
dies because of the really long post above
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dark_Kitsune- on 2006-05-21 at 17:32:04
What a waste of a really good post mwha
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-22 at 11:02:36
Dies, from not saying how someone died.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-22 at 12:55:10
dies because Yoshi said so!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-22 at 23:20:51
dies from me stabbing him with a headphone jack.
In the eye socket.
And then the heart.
and then he still wouldn't die, so I pulled out the chainsaw.
In the eye socket.
And then the heart.
and then he still wouldn't die, so I pulled out the chainsaw.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-23 at 13:01:37
Alberts inventions goes very wrong and comes into the future and killls Falcon!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-23 at 18:49:06
One invention that he did help with get's dropped on 7-7's house.
The A-Bomb.
The A-Bomb.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-23 at 19:14:01
Falcon_A dies of an H-Bomb (hydrogen)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-23 at 19:57:47
He sat on a needle that went up his urectum and then Falcon_A kicked 7-7 in the groin which made the needle go up his intestines and stabbed his heart from the inside.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-23 at 19:59:40
JordanN dies from a stray bullet!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-23 at 20:07:50
^ He ate a can of fresh squished manure new ranch flavoured with x-tra soft filling and died.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-23 at 20:08:59
A lightning bolt zapped his ass right out!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-23 at 20:11:24
QUOTE(7-7 @ May 23 2006, 08:08 PM)
A lightning bolt zapped his ass right out!
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Thats not possible my donkey is somewere else.
He wasnt finished yet so he ate a taco but i had replaced the filling with manure and the lettuce with carrots thus passing out.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-23 at 20:12:51
JordanN was shot my the members of sen due to his horrible signature!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-23 at 20:15:19
^Mini_Moose 2707 set him up on the bbq and slobbered bbq sauce and when he was done he threw his body out into the ocean. (thus creating the ocean theme)