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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Moogle on 2005-11-07 at 09:31:01
Granted, cat turns into a brainsucking leaper.

I Wish i had unlimited kupo nuts.

\\Moogle
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-07 at 09:33:41
[center]Granted, Domo Kun steals 'em all and pwns teh warld.

I wish Domo Kuns were real![/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-11-07 at 16:53:25
Granted. However, he's an alcoholic. I wish that all the homophobes would just drop dead.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-11-07 at 16:55:42
[center]Granted, nearly 90% of all males die, all human reproduction stops and Wilhelm is forced to mate with a gorilla.

I wish water wasn't a liquid.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-07 at 16:56:45
Granted, it becomes a rather angry species of elephant.

I wish that you couldn't corrupt this wish.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-11-07 at 16:58:23
Really, 90% isn't the amount of homophobes, because 10% of the human population is gay, but not all non-homophobes are gay. Frankly, that's just bigotry there. Your wish is granted while you're bathing, it turns into a metal and your ribcage is crushed. You suffocate to death, in immense pain.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dr.Shotgun on 2005-11-07 at 17:24:15
You didn't make a wish:

I wish Wilhelm made a wish so that I didn't have to think of one.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-07 at 17:27:53
Granted, you realize that I posted while Wilhelm was posting.

I wish you would respond to my post (above Wilhelm's). tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2005-11-07 at 17:42:26
nice try, thats my response to your post mellow.gif .

I wish I had a long crazy and stupid story for voyager's wish.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-07 at 17:51:40
Granted. But people lose interest before they can finish it and kill you out of anger.

I wish my campaign were finished RIGHT NOW!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-11-07 at 17:52:31
Granted, but before you can submit it to SEN, a freak cow falls from the sky and crushes you.

I wish for nothing.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-11-07 at 19:00:31
Granted, but therefore, your wish never gets granted.


I wish I had a pet cow that i could love and feed and talk to ALL DAY! ^.^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-11-07 at 19:09:18
Granted. Your cow suddenly goes homocidal after you feed it radioactive grain. Who knew?

I wish I could never be injured
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Turin.oO on 2005-11-07 at 19:16:33
Granted but in order to not get injuries your bones fuse together and you can't move.

I wish Doodan knew who Ron Burgundy was.


Oh look my wish is granted by myself!!!
QUOTE(Doodan @ Nov 5 2005, 06:37 PM)
Granted. But since I didn't bother to google him and find out who he was, I just kill you.

I wish there was a world wide holiday celebrating my birthday.
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Rob Burgundy is from Anchorman...didn't you watch it?

Okay now i really wish that Hitler came back to life so i could throttle him for the big meanie he was while living.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-11-07 at 19:16:42
GRANTED, you kick him and the third reich slaughters you.

I wish I had a magic piece of lead.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RedNara on 2005-11-07 at 19:17:03
Wish Granted well you wearnt injured but got sick.. and died while coughing blood

i wish ppl can be smarter tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Turin.oO on 2005-11-07 at 19:18:09
granted but you lose your wits

I wish that this topic went on forever.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RedNara on 2005-11-07 at 19:20:03
wish granted you stay on this site forever posting by yourself and being a retard..

i wish ppl can be smarter tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-07 at 19:25:55
QUOTE(Veritaserum @ Nov 7 2005, 07:16 PM)
Granted but in order to not get injuries your bones fuse together and you can't move.

I wish Doodan knew who Ron Burgundy was.
Oh look my wish is granted by myself!!!

Rob Burgundy is from Anchorman...didn't you watch it?

Okay now i really wish that Hitler came back to life so i could throttle him for the big meanie he was while living.
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I haven't seen that one. Actually, I don't watch that many movies. I wish I had more time to.

Anyways, granted. But everyone is smarter than you and thinks you're stupid.

I wish the sky was green.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-11-07 at 19:29:11
Wish granted..sky replaced with acid since no one was willing to take blue.

I wish George Bush would be shot
Report, edit, etc...Posted by glytchur on 2005-11-07 at 19:32:10
granted but then chaos and anarchy reigns and... you die...

i wish my comp was invincible to every virus...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-11-07 at 19:35:34
Wish granted...then a Trojan gets in through an e-mail.

I wish my pens would stop breaking ='(
Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2005-11-07 at 19:49:08
wish granted but your pens run out of ink


I wish i had a monkey that couldnt die
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-11-07 at 19:51:04
Wish granted. Your monkey runs away then runs into a mine field and explodes. It comes back to you in ghost form and haunts you for the rest of your days.

I wish I could play an electric guitar
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-11-07 at 19:59:58
Granted. But you cannot afford to buy one.

I wish that Blizzard would do anything I tell them.
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