Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-23 at 20:16:25
JordanN was shot by my family because he stole my name!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-23 at 20:22:11
^ Mini_moose had put him in an oven, stuffed him with doo,doo and then threw his body back into the ocean were he belongs.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-23 at 20:29:29
The doo,doo monster killed JordanN because he says doo doo too much!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-23 at 20:38:00
I had put a leesh over the doo,doo monster before it stabbed me and sent it to fight 7-7. At the end 7-7 was covered in brown stuff.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2006-05-23 at 21:52:36
My god, you guys aren't creative...
One day JordanN was happily posting personally identifiable pictures on MySpace to go with all of his...Errr...Inapropriate pictures of himself. After he had posted the last one, he recieved a message from a MySpace employee that stated that he was BANNED! Extremely angry about this, JordanN stormed off to Tom's house, which happened to have MySpace HQ in the basement (because that's how lame they are) with a bag full of plastic explosives. He set the timer for ten seconds, put the bomb in a giftbox, and left it on Tom's doorstep. He then ran away as fast as he could, and he was just out of the blast radius as the package detonated. JordanN then went home and, knowing that MySpace had many more offices in many more basements, he made a new account. After creating the new account and reposting all the pictures, he heard a knock on his door. He opened it, and two burly men with M16 and jackets that had that retarded logo on them were waiting for him. JordanN knew that they were coming, so he bashed them over the heads with a baseball bat and ran for the streets. He ran into a deserted looking house, and he heard clicking coming from a room ahead. He saw a 46-year-old man drooling at his computer screen. The creepy guy turned and said to JordanN, "Hey, I saw your pics on MySpace, so I'm gonna rape you now." So he did. After they were done I pop out of nowhere and say, "You two make me sick." With but a small flick of the wrist, I sent a single kunai knife through both of their heads and disappeared (because ninjas can do that).
The end.
That's how it's done!
One day JordanN was happily posting personally identifiable pictures on MySpace to go with all of his...Errr...Inapropriate pictures of himself. After he had posted the last one, he recieved a message from a MySpace employee that stated that he was BANNED! Extremely angry about this, JordanN stormed off to Tom's house, which happened to have MySpace HQ in the basement (because that's how lame they are) with a bag full of plastic explosives. He set the timer for ten seconds, put the bomb in a giftbox, and left it on Tom's doorstep. He then ran away as fast as he could, and he was just out of the blast radius as the package detonated. JordanN then went home and, knowing that MySpace had many more offices in many more basements, he made a new account. After creating the new account and reposting all the pictures, he heard a knock on his door. He opened it, and two burly men with M16 and jackets that had that retarded logo on them were waiting for him. JordanN knew that they were coming, so he bashed them over the heads with a baseball bat and ran for the streets. He ran into a deserted looking house, and he heard clicking coming from a room ahead. He saw a 46-year-old man drooling at his computer screen. The creepy guy turned and said to JordanN, "Hey, I saw your pics on MySpace, so I'm gonna rape you now." So he did. After they were done I pop out of nowhere and say, "You two make me sick." With but a small flick of the wrist, I sent a single kunai knife through both of their heads and disappeared (because ninjas can do that).
The end.
That's how it's done!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-23 at 22:02:23
; ).
I used to do that, but it takes too long. Or I could just write some random crap like this.
Fatal was busy watching porno on his comp like he usually does all night long, but because his 44 internet explorer windows full of pr0n were taking up all of his systems memory (why? just because), while waiting for one of the pages to download, there was a fatal exception which caused it all to halt. Since Fatal has win XP, the 'send error report' button came up, and he sent it. Bill Gates didn't respond. Fatal was danm pissed, so he decided to create an unstoppable plan to defeat Bill Gates.
So.....late one night....with his indominable fighting skills of ninjitsu, Fatal showed up at Bill Gates' underground bunker. After killing all of the security, he presented his true self to Bill Gates, who was busy making 80 billion dollars while he was taking a piss.
Now, Fatal thought he had him. But Bill Gates teleported out and set the bunker to self destruct. There was a simple override button, but when fatal clicked it, windows locked up (because it's windows), and it didn't work and he just DIEEEEEEEEEEEED from a big friggen bomb blowing up on him.
(Obviously not my most creative effort, but still)
I used to do that, but it takes too long. Or I could just write some random crap like this.
Fatal was busy watching porno on his comp like he usually does all night long, but because his 44 internet explorer windows full of pr0n were taking up all of his systems memory (why? just because), while waiting for one of the pages to download, there was a fatal exception which caused it all to halt. Since Fatal has win XP, the 'send error report' button came up, and he sent it. Bill Gates didn't respond. Fatal was danm pissed, so he decided to create an unstoppable plan to defeat Bill Gates.
So.....late one night....with his indominable fighting skills of ninjitsu, Fatal showed up at Bill Gates' underground bunker. After killing all of the security, he presented his true self to Bill Gates, who was busy making 80 billion dollars while he was taking a piss.
Now, Fatal thought he had him. But Bill Gates teleported out and set the bunker to self destruct. There was a simple override button, but when fatal clicked it, windows locked up (because it's windows), and it didn't work and he just DIEEEEEEEEEEEED from a big friggen bomb blowing up on him.
(Obviously not my most creative effort, but still)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-24 at 17:33:56
Wind blew hi over the side of a cliff, the end
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2006-05-24 at 18:45:01
struck in the face with tenthousand rock fishes, and then rushed to the hospital for treatment while going there he met up with the sorcelator which made him rue the day, and rued it HARD!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-24 at 19:25:04
^Mini_Moose slammed you agaisnt a wall and the sane orc with the catapult ran over your decrepid body.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-24 at 19:41:16
Trying t bench 15 pounds and didnt make it up and suffacated under the weight!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2006-05-24 at 19:42:29
slapped with silly putty.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-24 at 19:45:11
^Died of loneliness after you got rejected by your mother
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-25 at 06:04:44
choked on a hair folicle
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Screwed on 2006-05-25 at 07:11:38
^decided to swallow a watermelon whole
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-05-25 at 10:10:06
Killed by Dema for not talking with me on MSN enough.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-25 at 12:48:59
Killed by the poser of the KiWi!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-26 at 13:47:31
Dies for....
By now, you should know.
KELLIMUS, DEMARIS, MR. CAMO = YOUR RULER. BOW THE F**K DOWNWWNWNWWNWN DOWND ODWNODNOW/.
DEFIANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! *chops off 7-7's headddd*
F**k UU
Actually, F**K u ALL!
Kills Dema for being so coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Kills JordannNNNnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnn for being a freaking doo-doo- bullcrap kid.
kills 7-7 for constant posting GADYERTE A freakING LYLIFEW!!!.....
ADFH!
*kills self!*
By now, you should know.
KELLIMUS, DEMARIS, MR. CAMO = YOUR RULER. BOW THE F**K DOWNWWNWNWWNWN DOWND ODWNODNOW/.
DEFIANCE WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! *chops off 7-7's headddd*
F**k UU
Actually, F**K u ALL!
Kills Dema for being so coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
Kills JordannNNNnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnn for being a freaking doo-doo- bullcrap kid.
kills 7-7 for constant posting GADYERTE A freakING LYLIFEW!!!.....
ADFH!
*kills self!*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-26 at 13:57:06
sure
Dies by kiling himself
Dies by kiling himself
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-26 at 14:17:49
I kill him because he's a spamming bn0zxfiojzxklmsdklamxcmkm;ksmkmkl;sdfmkdmsdlfdslfm;d.
Because he's above me and I have a responsibility to,.
Because he's above me and I have a responsibility to,.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-26 at 14:59:30
Umm now I am below you with a knife to your throat, responsibilty now huh!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-05-26 at 15:16:53
Tries to act cool in the Internet world but then he is discovered by the Crimson One and he is a nerd. He gets shot by the Crimson Magnum and dies, slow and painful death.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-26 at 15:19:48
dies from eating too much pie!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-05-26 at 15:35:14
I don't eat pie.
Dies realizing he was wrong!
Dies realizing he was wrong!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-26 at 15:37:29
huh
*dies because I am wrong* No longer can post here!
*dies because I am wrong* No longer can post here!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-05-26 at 15:41:33
Died already.