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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-26 at 15:41:53
died a month ago
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-26 at 16:02:04
Died buried in a coffin wearin' a suit
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-26 at 16:11:44
^When he saw his reflection in the water he thought he was drowning,fell into the lake and died trying to save himself
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-26 at 17:05:08
Dies from using something from what he saw on family guy. female dogass mother freaker.

I hate censors....

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-26 at 17:08:11
*Hired a Hitman*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-26 at 17:19:13
*re-hired the same hitman for twice the price*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-26 at 19:51:07
I was the hitman!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-26 at 21:59:53
so? I paid you to kill yourself. I told you I'd give it to you in your next life. And i did, and you built a theme park, but tragically died on the rollercoaster when it said you must be this high, and you were too high and smashed your face into the cave opening.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-26 at 22:11:05
No I took your money to kill the guy who was actually the one you were giving your money to, but I killed you instead!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-05-27 at 08:05:17
^Died when he saw mini_moose 2707
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-27 at 16:43:15
Died when her realized I was better than him!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FRoZeN-FiRe on 2006-05-27 at 19:08:22
^ went all emo out of nowhere and slit his wrists
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-27 at 23:10:54
died because his horrible signature
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-28 at 14:43:57
Died for having less than a fragment of a grammatically correct sentence.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by marxel on 2006-05-30 at 10:02:27
died when... uhh well he died
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-05-30 at 10:06:53

pinch.gif <- Made this face for too long.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-30 at 11:08:04
Died because of that nasty avatar
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-30 at 21:09:29
he gets carpal tunnel from posting too much and i walk over to his house, break his knuckles and shout GIVE ME YOUR PR0N before i shoot him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kusion on 2006-05-30 at 21:30:14
Dies from too much male sex.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-05-30 at 22:11:29
death by snu snu.

He got r4p3d 3489327498327892348 times by the anime girls in his avvie, and while i watched it on tape, he died because his d--k fell off and he shot himself for not being able to hold an erection.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-31 at 13:01:22
The person above me dies of scrotum cancer!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-05-31 at 14:47:42
^ Tickled to death. tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-05-31 at 20:49:52
Hit by a lightning bolt and charged with a kabillion volts!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-06-01 at 15:51:22
^Poked his head into a horses but to see if there was chocolate in it but had sufficated
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-06-01 at 15:52:28
JordanN died by a flying chainsaw
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