Died buried in a coffin wearin' a suit
^When he saw his reflection in the water he thought he was drowning,fell into the lake and died trying to save himself
Dies from using something from what he saw on family guy. female dogass mother freaker.
I hate censors....
*re-hired the same hitman for twice the price*
so? I paid you to kill yourself. I told you I'd give it to you in your next life. And i did, and you built a theme park, but tragically died on the rollercoaster when it said you must be this high, and you were too high and smashed your face into the cave opening.
No I took your money to kill the guy who was actually the one you were giving your money to, but I killed you instead!
^Died when he saw mini_moose 2707
Died when her realized I was better than him!
^ went all emo out of nowhere and slit his wrists
died because his horrible signature
Died for having less than a fragment of a grammatically correct sentence.
died when... uhh well he died
<- Made this face for too long.Died because of that nasty avatar
he gets carpal tunnel from posting too much and i walk over to his house, break his knuckles and shout GIVE ME YOUR PR0N before i shoot him.
Dies from too much male sex.
death by snu snu.
He got r4p3d 3489327498327892348 times by the anime girls in his avvie, and while i watched it on tape, he died because his d--k fell off and he shot himself for not being able to hold an erection.
The person above me dies of scrotum cancer!
^ Tickled to death.

Hit by a lightning bolt and charged with a kabillion volts!
^Poked his head into a horses but to see if there was chocolate in it but had sufficated
JordanN died by a flying chainsaw