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Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-06-01 at 16:35:47
^ after 7-7 finished eating 8 and 9 1 shot 2 bullets at him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-06-01 at 18:27:58
I shot you in the face with a patatoe launcher
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-06-02 at 10:46:46
Blown up by a tennis ball mortar.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-06-02 at 13:24:12
I sent you into a pile of crap and you died of the stench
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ice_Inferno_X3 on 2006-06-02 at 15:16:37
7-7 falls into a bucket of my pee and melts
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-06-02 at 18:48:03
Except for the fact that it is my pee and you the one melting! You DiE
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-06-02 at 19:11:42
^mini_moose stabbed him in the crutch. ouch
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-06-02 at 19:13:21
Someone did call for an exterminator for you to be exterminated!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ice_Inferno_X3 on 2006-06-03 at 09:38:49
i fart in 7-7's face and he dies from the smell...YES A VERY SLOOOOOW pain death. hehehee ohmy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2006-06-03 at 10:35:06
Ice inferno is virtually impossible. So there for, the member ice inferno no longer exists.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-06-03 at 13:52:14
^that harp like girl flew right out of innocence signiture and smack him down with a stick
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (DI)Yulla on 2006-06-03 at 13:54:53
That ghost accidentally blew up his house. Luckily, he was away at teh time. When he learned of this, he fainted and died of heart attack.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-06-03 at 15:50:33
Because according to JordanN his post sucks so he commited suicide!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-06-04 at 08:28:22
That avatar turns into a man.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-06-04 at 09:01:31
^The dance that man was doing in tizzle's avatar was acually the ritual summoning of the "oh noes teh rarwz monstore!" and then went Übertinukâ on him thus pwning tizzle de fizzle.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-06-04 at 09:05:43
JordanN is killed in a motor vehicle accident
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-06-05 at 17:06:56
^ A broodling egg spawned in his head and then ate there way out to his stomach thus bursting in horror!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-06-05 at 20:06:00
JordanN was shot by an arrow! the one in his sig!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-06-05 at 20:58:20
^ ha you got caught the arrow is always pointing down and stabbed right threw 7-7 nose.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-06-06 at 13:39:13
JordanN was killed by James Bond because 7-7 can make 007 do whatever he wants!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-06-10 at 20:52:37
^ for not posting in 3 days
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-06-10 at 22:52:35
JordanN was dining in a cheap restaurant with his mom when his dad showed up and shot him. The dad then said "That's for dating your mom. She's mine not yours!" Everyone was shocked at how JordanN was attracted and dating his mom. JordanN, who is still alive, grabs his dad's gun and shoots himself in the balls and announces that he's not a man anymore and then proceeds to kill himself.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-06-11 at 00:13:13
I was gone because I killed the person above me!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-06-27 at 03:51:41
Why was 6-6 afraid of 7-7?

Because 7-7 8-8 9-9. But 6-6 didn't need to be afraid for too long, because 9-9's meat was undercooked and 7-7 died of food poisoning.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-06-27 at 03:59:25

Lynched for a bad pun.
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