Demaris has no reason to die!
7-7 is killed by the anti 7-7 police.
Your death was a crispy one - you were fried with the chips, and then served with beer.

Jammed fell into the giant blender of doom.
Doodan got his ass kicked by the guy in his signature!
7-7 was shanked by lurker spikes then eaten by the Protoss for dinner.
Died from a burrowed ling, Haha devoured him up good, then ran over by an army of hydras and lurkers!
7-7 finds out that ninjas are invunerable by way of me stabbing him repeatedly and using the
Fireball no-jutsu to burn the corpse.
Broke his back while having secks with kerrigan then kerrigan ripped out his balls in bed an kerrigan said "Finally my treasure is now here"
Died by getting his soul sucked out of his åsshole by a retirement home invading zombie mummy.
Died from the cartoon Frankenstein in his avatar!
Died by remove trigger. And they never found the corpse.
An evil horde of chicken attacked you, and ate you alive.
The collective uneasy souls of the past 80 pages of terrible deaths gang up on you. And KILL YOU WITH LASERS!
Moose impailed you on his horns. And then, the RAWR ate your children.
The RAWRZ Monster eats you.
Crimson is eatin by my lurker for stealing it. hehe
dies from not ressurecting the "The person below me..." thread.
Dies by a falcon poking his eyes out!
Died by Bush shooting you in the nuts because u stole his wallet.
Trips over Wal-Mart flies over K-Mart and lands on Target (Dieing in the process)
^Saw his reflection in the water and thought he was drowning so he went into the water and drowned trying to save himself

Was clicked so much, that exploded like critters do.