Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-07-25 at 16:51:32
Died in a balloon accident at the circus. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-07-25 at 20:29:10
Died by the crazy looking dude in his sig, which is by me!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-07-25 at 20:46:27
He died when someone who's real name is 7-7 found out that 7-7 on SEN used his name. The kid named 7-7 then found out where SEN7-7 lives and started stalking him. 7-7 was afraid and the real 7-7 then pulled down his pants and did something bad to 7-7.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-07-25 at 20:51:48
If 7-7 was a girl YES!!!!!!!!! Boy, no!
Crimsom Died because he made me read that whole thing.
Crimsom Died because he made me read that whole thing.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-07-25 at 23:19:26
7-7 is ALWAYS being the person above me...and it pissed me off too much, so I went to his house and killed him by beating him over the head with a guitar like El Kabong!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2006-07-25 at 23:21:44
stuck a rusty fork in his pancreas.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by StarKraft on 2006-07-26 at 01:04:32
The ducky above me farted itself to death 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MasterJohnny on 2006-07-26 at 03:06:11
died from starcraft
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-07-26 at 07:32:48
Died because the admins in SEN brutaly warned him and ckicked his arse
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xx.Doom.xX on 2006-07-26 at 09:06:43
Died of sexiness of DoomStrike
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-07-26 at 09:37:40
This is the story of doomstrikes death. (remember my long ones)
^One day while doomstrike was putting on his socks to go outside it had a knife in it so it pierced his right foot which started to bleed. So then he ran all the way to the nearest clinic but it had a terrorist in there who was shooting C-4 charges all round so luckily he was shot right in his knee which forced out the knife that chipped his foot. After a sigh of relief the peon from warcraft had returned and this time bought a Mini Van and ran over doomstrikes crushed up body 10x times. After struggling to get to the next clinic the peon got out his machine bow and rapid fired arrows at doomstrike but all missed untill he launched one directly at his ankle shattering it. After limping to the next clinic he managed to get a wheel chair but owed $1337. Now going on a handycap bus back home there was a rapist who slapped doomstrikes face with a banana peel and wrapped doomstrikes face in plastic wrap were his face boiled do to the heat. Since he couldnt see with the plastic wrap he missed his stop and ended up at the dump were they tossed him out. The peon returned for another time and slashed off his right foot with blood gushing out. With nothing else to do doomstrike quickly thought of a life saving plan and splinted his right leg with garbage and dirty diapers. He rolled back home and logged on to SEN. But then Mini_moose with all the other admins banned doomstrikes account permantly for missing the big summer fest. After weaping for hours the peon rushed right into his home with a Hockey mask like Jason with a chainsaw and walked slowly up stairs. Doomstrike still seaking for life did a desprete action and jumped out of his window landing on the bbq which set him on fire. So doomstrike stopped, dropped and rolled till the flames came off. The peon was still after him so he rolled on over to the garage but he forgot that was time when they had rats all over and sprayed rat poison so doomstrike choked on the fumes. When the peon finally came doomstrike pulled out the emergency pistol he kept at the side of the house and killed the peon with the 1 bullet. The peon fell on the ground but then guess what was pointed at him. A Battlecruiser sent by JordanN. Doomstrike couldn't take it anymore and put that last bullet into the gun and positioned it at his heart and before he could the yamotoe gun blasted him to bits. Mwauhahauha
^One day while doomstrike was putting on his socks to go outside it had a knife in it so it pierced his right foot which started to bleed. So then he ran all the way to the nearest clinic but it had a terrorist in there who was shooting C-4 charges all round so luckily he was shot right in his knee which forced out the knife that chipped his foot. After a sigh of relief the peon from warcraft had returned and this time bought a Mini Van and ran over doomstrikes crushed up body 10x times. After struggling to get to the next clinic the peon got out his machine bow and rapid fired arrows at doomstrike but all missed untill he launched one directly at his ankle shattering it. After limping to the next clinic he managed to get a wheel chair but owed $1337. Now going on a handycap bus back home there was a rapist who slapped doomstrikes face with a banana peel and wrapped doomstrikes face in plastic wrap were his face boiled do to the heat. Since he couldnt see with the plastic wrap he missed his stop and ended up at the dump were they tossed him out. The peon returned for another time and slashed off his right foot with blood gushing out. With nothing else to do doomstrike quickly thought of a life saving plan and splinted his right leg with garbage and dirty diapers. He rolled back home and logged on to SEN. But then Mini_moose with all the other admins banned doomstrikes account permantly for missing the big summer fest. After weaping for hours the peon rushed right into his home with a Hockey mask like Jason with a chainsaw and walked slowly up stairs. Doomstrike still seaking for life did a desprete action and jumped out of his window landing on the bbq which set him on fire. So doomstrike stopped, dropped and rolled till the flames came off. The peon was still after him so he rolled on over to the garage but he forgot that was time when they had rats all over and sprayed rat poison so doomstrike choked on the fumes. When the peon finally came doomstrike pulled out the emergency pistol he kept at the side of the house and killed the peon with the 1 bullet. The peon fell on the ground but then guess what was pointed at him. A Battlecruiser sent by JordanN. Doomstrike couldn't take it anymore and put that last bullet into the gun and positioned it at his heart and before he could the yamotoe gun blasted him to bits. Mwauhahauha
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Vi3t_X on 2006-07-26 at 12:03:03
The long ass story of how Every1 Died.
One day a girl named JordanN made a map called Spy RPG, then next day she tested it. Because she has never played starcraft before she was addicted to her map, and thus stayed there playing and dying. The next morning 7-7 found her on the floor with a wine bottle... 7-7 reacted pleasntly as he shot JordanN in the head with a C-10 Canester Rifle. 7-7 was so happy, when all of a sudden DoomStrike allied with JordanN and fired 500 round from a rocket launcher and missed. 7-7 was pissed off so he burrowed and sub spined DoomStrike to death. THe next morning Dr.Shotgun pulled up with a shotgun (concidence?) and blew the lurker to little bits. All that time they never realised that there was a little 10 year old plotting to kill them all (me). In a matter of days, he had created the ultimate weapon of destruction: A Xel'Naga Carrier! He fired his gigaceptors and nuked Dr.Shotgun. Unfortunately the ship blew up and thus, killing every1 in the vacinity...
BUT OUT OF NO WHERE
Vi3t-X: Headshot!
Vi3t-X: Headshot!
Vi3t-X: Headshot!
Vi3t-X: Ultrakill!
Vi3t-X: Head Shot!
Vi3t-X: Head Shot!
Vi3t-X: Monster Kill!
Vi3t-X: God Like!
Vi3t-X: UNSTOPABLE!
*Shoots CS announcer in the head with an AWP*
HL Announcer: HEAD SHOT!!!!
One day a girl named JordanN made a map called Spy RPG, then next day she tested it. Because she has never played starcraft before she was addicted to her map, and thus stayed there playing and dying. The next morning 7-7 found her on the floor with a wine bottle... 7-7 reacted pleasntly as he shot JordanN in the head with a C-10 Canester Rifle. 7-7 was so happy, when all of a sudden DoomStrike allied with JordanN and fired 500 round from a rocket launcher and missed. 7-7 was pissed off so he burrowed and sub spined DoomStrike to death. THe next morning Dr.Shotgun pulled up with a shotgun (concidence?) and blew the lurker to little bits. All that time they never realised that there was a little 10 year old plotting to kill them all (me). In a matter of days, he had created the ultimate weapon of destruction: A Xel'Naga Carrier! He fired his gigaceptors and nuked Dr.Shotgun. Unfortunately the ship blew up and thus, killing every1 in the vacinity...
BUT OUT OF NO WHERE
Vi3t-X: Headshot!
Vi3t-X: Headshot!
Vi3t-X: Headshot!
Vi3t-X: Ultrakill!
Vi3t-X: Head Shot!
Vi3t-X: Head Shot!
Vi3t-X: Monster Kill!
Vi3t-X: God Like!
Vi3t-X: UNSTOPABLE!
*Shoots CS announcer in the head with an AWP*
HL Announcer: HEAD SHOT!!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-07-26 at 13:50:12
^She died by getting kicked in the crutch 20 times and chuck norris kicked her in the crutch one more time that she barfed it and chocked on it thus died from gaging on her own balls.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-07-26 at 15:07:51
JordanN died like the guy in his avatar got leveled by a headbut right in the chest!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-07-26 at 15:45:12
Was trimmed by a noob trimmer. No offence
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-07-26 at 15:47:30
Get's jammed to death in prison.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-07-26 at 15:53:03
QUOTE(Moonrocks @ Jul 26 2006, 10:47 PM)
Get's jammed to death in prison.
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Is my nick so creative that all allmost my deaths are connected with being Jammed ? Your imagination sux
And you died because you could not imagine 57 gramms of heroin killing you.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-07-26 at 15:55:51
QUOTE(Jammed @ Jul 26 2006, 02:52 PM)
Is my nick so creative that all allmost my deaths are connected with being Jammed ? Your imagination sux And you died because you could not imagine 57 gramms of heroin killing you.
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Is my life so drug related you couldn't think of anything else but drugs kiling me?
Mang. Believe me, drugs aren't going to kill me. I know my crap about them. So this one doesn't work.But you're going to die from being jammed inbetween a tight brick wall and a garbage truck in a dark alley in Yonkers.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-07-26 at 16:04:05
You listened to Y.Malmsteen and was amazed by his instrumental part so much that you got a heart attack.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-07-26 at 16:05:09
You were murdered by me because you used some weird ass example for me dying.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-07-26 at 19:25:22
Died of an overdose!!! 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by i-beat-u on 2006-07-26 at 19:32:53
7-7 is killed by man eating largest font!
hard to think of something original on pg 182
hard to think of something original on pg 182
Report, edit, etc...Posted by StarKraft on 2006-07-26 at 20:45:51
i beat u ran so fast, he couldn't control his speed and faced a brick wall.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-07-27 at 00:41:32
Suicides because the girl he loves, and claims to love him, but he sees it as a total lie, is miles away in Warwick and he can never see her, and has been trying to love her for two and a half years but just gave up when he found out that she went to New York City and got herself practically raped. He couldn't take the pressure and couldn't believe that his darling little angel was a two timing wh0re, so he grabbed the nearest knife and went to lodge it between his ribs for pain but missed and hit his lower stomach, and was so disgusted with himself about not even being able to do that right that he jammed it between the door frame of his room and the wall because there's a little hole there that the handle would work fine with, held himself up against the other door frame and SLAMMED himself into the knife, it tearing through his back and him slowly starting to slump down as it cuts upward as he fell over, crying, but smiling, that it was all finally over.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)7-7 on 2006-07-27 at 09:21:11
OMG long post, Falcon dies from the explosion in his old avatar. KABABOOOOOOM!!