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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-07-29 at 01:53:37
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Aha but I'm wearing 100 laires of armour so then JordanN found Falcons old boyfriend and he fed falcon a can of 100 year-old meat meat and died


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Aha, but I'm wearing 100 layers of armor so then JordanN found Falcon's old boyfriend and he fed Falcon A can of 100 year-old meat meat and died


Died from Über spelling errors.

And can you please tell me wtf "meat meat" is?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-07-29 at 13:10:03
Got into a fight with teatcher. So then he grabbed a fork and stabbed it into his teatchers butt and then ate the pierced flesh so then his teatcher kicked him in the balls and barfed to death while his teatcher took a dump in his locker.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-07-29 at 13:44:02
Jordan got kicked in his balls so hard his head exploded
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-07-29 at 13:49:02
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Jordan got kicked in his balls so hard his head exploded
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What the. I'm goose now.

Died after such an error.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-07-29 at 13:52:10
Fine, You died after you got ran over by a bulldozer, a truck, a falling airplane, and a tiny ant. After that your body was burned by a little kid playing with matches :[
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-07-29 at 13:53:08
^Was stabbed to death at the supermarket!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ImPoSs-JeEp2 on 2006-08-01 at 14:37:36
Was pwned by chuck norris.

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-08-01 at 14:39:13
Challanged a wall to tennis and died when the wall slammed the ball in his nose.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Lyon on 2006-08-01 at 16:49:03
^ Michael Jackson comes out of his toilet while hes taking a shower and eats him alive
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-08-01 at 17:04:25
^ But I had a suit of armour on so then while lyon was sitting on the toilet as usal taking 3 dumps every hour, Michael then grabbed Lyon nuts and started eating them and after that he started biting lyon with poison and drank lyons body in a giant juicebox.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Night on 2006-08-01 at 18:15:00
Mini_Goose_2707 was then raped by Minimoose's administrative skillz for copying his name.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-08-01 at 20:56:52
Was killed by Mp)holyknight
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-08-03 at 01:26:01
i beat him over the head with a guitar.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-08-03 at 08:14:19
I hired a pack of Mooses and Gooses to attack him and ripped out his brain turning him into a zombie untill a Goose shot him in the head with a silver bullet.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-08-03 at 12:00:37
Moose impailed you on his horns. crazy.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ImPoSs-JeEp2 on 2006-08-03 at 12:05:06
That dude got killed by Mr.Smith.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-08-03 at 12:08:16
You want to go to the toilet. Yo go there. Sit down. The toilet appears to be liquid terminator in form of your toilet. He surrounds you, and squeezes you to death.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-08-03 at 12:33:38
Was jammed into a photocopyier machine.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-08-04 at 23:04:11
got female dog smacked by LW.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dada on 2006-08-05 at 00:06:28
Is so emo that he crys himself a pool of tears and drowns in it!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Falcon_A on 2006-08-05 at 00:21:11
I used to -cut- myself for anger purposes, I don't sit in the corner and -cry- because I'm a pussy.

*kills him by throwing knives at him*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-08-05 at 10:23:40
Tied him down on a table and dropped propane tanks on him while cigerette was in his mouth.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shadow-Killa_04 on 2006-08-05 at 14:40:59
Flying at 100 miles per second Mini_Goose gets struck by a bolt of lightning. However, this doesnt kill him, but gives him super powers, the power to turn into a ant. Mini_goose decided to do it while flying at his 100 mile per second speed and he turned into the ant. He did not know at the time that he wouldn't be able to morph back so the ant went onto a window at 100 miles per second and make a big splat.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-08-05 at 15:25:40
He was going 300 miles per hour on his bike down a hill and then he crashed into a brick wall. and splattered.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-08-16 at 03:39:11
^Kill'd for topic cloning.
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