Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-08-25 at 14:03:28
I summoned chuck norris and moose to fight you. First Moose did a double punch to the face combo then chuck norris danced around you and kicked you in the balls
so then your balls went through your beer belly then into your throat were you gagged on your own balls. but then mini_moose started ripping out your skin were you became a fleshless being and died.
so then your balls went through your beer belly then into your throat were you gagged on your own balls. but then mini_moose started ripping out your skin were you became a fleshless being and died.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-08-27 at 16:47:38
Mini Goose dies of an infected toenail.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-08-27 at 17:02:50
^Once again I summoned chuck norris but this tme I also summoned Elmo. So elmo started tickling you so hard that you wet your pants and brown stuff came out from butt so then chuck norris poked you in your belly then poked you in the eyes. And finally chuck norris did a "uber attack.
First punched you in the belly
Burnt your teeth with a pocket lighter
Farted on your face
And then pushed you to the ground,pulled down his pants andSat on you!
Now elmo came and sat on your groin were you couldnt take the pressure and your balls went through your belly then up your heart and into your throat were you gagged on your own balls.
And then elmo wrote a song so fast that before you died he sang it and threw you into the mouth of that shark and died.
First punched you in the belly
Burnt your teeth with a pocket lighter
Farted on your face
And then pushed you to the ground,pulled down his pants and
Now elmo came and sat on your groin were you couldnt take the pressure and your balls went through your belly then up your heart and into your throat were you gagged on your own balls.
And then elmo wrote a song so fast that before you died he sang it and threw you into the mouth of that shark and died.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Legendary(LX) on 2006-08-30 at 19:50:19
Died when he looked in the mirror and the mirror broke and pieces of the mirror went into his eye.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-08-30 at 19:58:41
Eaten by a rabid spleen. ^
Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-08-30 at 20:22:24
Moose, playing an April fool's joke, temporarily suspends Voyager for doing his job too godly. Depressed, boards a plane to meet his superior. Unfortunately, that plane gets hijacked by a suicide bomber, though he jumps out of a plane with a parachute over Moose's house. Sadly, the parachute was a defect, and he survives a serious crash through Moose's rooftop. With what little strength he has left, Voyager asks Moose "Why did you suspend me?" Moose says "WTF DID YOU DO TO MY HOUSE!? YOU'RE BANNED!!" and boots Voyager out of his house, killing him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IDontChat on 2006-08-31 at 01:21:50
Siegecop is killed by the 1000 damage Yamato Gun I put in my mod and was testing.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-08-31 at 02:41:34
Was needled by a heagdehog.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-08-31 at 08:51:57
^Was Jammed into a plane with snakes on it and then it was hyjacked by george bush who crashed it into the blizzard north building thus causing 2/11.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-08-31 at 18:31:14
Suicide.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-08-31 at 19:17:46
^Killed when Winnie the Pooh mistakes his head for a honey pot.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2006-08-31 at 19:53:58
Doodan does Dan; Dan shoots him in the face.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-01 at 09:48:42
Was fatally killed in a car accident
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheOddAngel on 2006-09-01 at 15:34:50
*dies*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-01 at 21:13:25
QUOTE(TheOddAngel @ Sep 1 2006, 03:34 PM)
*dies*
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Went all EMO and slashed her/his butt then slashed her/his Rhombencephalon stem of the brain thus killing him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2006-09-01 at 21:59:46
^Mini Goose 2707 was on SEN when all of a sudden a 11th dimensional hacker hacks into his computer and shoots him with a shotgun.
vReflect back at you next person; how? You decide
vReflect back at you next person; how? You decide
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-02 at 14:56:04
^His mother kicked him in the balls then ate his soul.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-09-02 at 18:16:47
Posts in this topic so much that he accidently posts beneath himself.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IDontChat on 2006-09-02 at 20:20:59
^GenericSuperLeetStarCraftGodOfDoom™ uses a kill trigger.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-03 at 10:21:30
Was defeated by the swarm/
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-03 at 10:24:20
Some people took the expression "Sauce for the goose, sauce for the gander" a little too literally, and fried Mini_Goose_2707 with a delicious and low-carb rosemary sauce.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-03 at 10:51:17
Voyager accidentally voyagerated himself into the middle of a cannibal tribe camp... 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-05 at 16:55:15
| Trigger |
| Description: |
| To kill Jammed |
| Conditions: |
| ¤ Always |
| ¤ Jammed comands exactly 1 Human life |
| ¤ Jammed brings at least 1 Human life to "SEN" |
| Actions: |
| ¤ Kill Jammed |
| ¤ Kill Jammed with a saw |
| ¤ Kill Jammed by dunking his head in toilet water |
| ¤ Kill Jammed by just killing him |
| ¤ Kill Jammed by using the kill trigger |
| ¤ Kill Jammed by making him cut himself |
| ¤ Kill Jammed by stuffing him with food and make his belly explode! |
| ¤ Preserve Trigger |
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2006-09-05 at 17:11:37
Someone mistook the "Mini" in "Mini_Goose" to mean that he is of no mass, and thus imagined him out of existance.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-05 at 20:44:24
He cut of his own balls just to have dinner (because he lives in a dirt house) and died.