Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-09-07 at 03:54:56
^Phailed to tell the difference between a portabello mushroom and a death cap mushroom.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-07 at 12:07:29
Is swimming in the sea... when all of a sudden, a shark attacks him. With huge effort, he fights it back and makes it to the shore. Fifteen seconds later a huge army of ants ate you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kupo on 2006-09-07 at 12:53:11
eddie kim puts snake on his plane.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-07 at 13:27:14
Kupo is Zwah'd to death... creeping death... 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-09-07 at 15:01:05
QUOTE
Last night I got extremely drunk for the first time in my life. In fact, b4 lastnight, I had never consumed alcohol, ever.
I remember nothing of what happened the other night until an acquaintance showed me what he had recorded. Now, I'm not gay and not here to discuss that. What he recorded was me giving my best friend a blow job. What's worse, he won't give me the tape and he has threatened to show my wife and all my family the video. I'm beyond freaked, this is going to ruin me. This is my best friend. I've been best friends since grade school and he's always been like a brother to me. I haven't even confronted him about it.
My wife is coming home from Albany tomorrow and I'm going crazy. Also, the guy basically knows my entire extended family here, including my parents.
I have no idea how to handle this.
What the **** do I do!!
I remember nothing of what happened the other night until an acquaintance showed me what he had recorded. Now, I'm not gay and not here to discuss that. What he recorded was me giving my best friend a blow job. What's worse, he won't give me the tape and he has threatened to show my wife and all my family the video. I'm beyond freaked, this is going to ruin me. This is my best friend. I've been best friends since grade school and he's always been like a brother to me. I haven't even confronted him about it.
My wife is coming home from Albany tomorrow and I'm going crazy. Also, the guy basically knows my entire extended family here, including my parents.
I have no idea how to handle this.
What the **** do I do!!
This happened to him and he commited suicide
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-07 at 15:26:56
Certain people kill you... 
... for modding too much...
... for modding too much... Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-07 at 15:51:53
Jammed is killed by a syndicate of Australian air-freshener smugglers.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-07 at 17:42:07
^He was hired to do a re-enactment of the death of steve irwin and was killed by the same stingray who banged 5 female sting rays. (sorry steve irwin)
(sorry steve irwin)Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-09 at 05:57:11
You were slain by Harry Potter's magic wand wang.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-09 at 08:43:45
^Was luanched into outer space without a helmet and died from no oxygen.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-09 at 09:08:24
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^Was luanched into outer space without a helmet and died from no oxygen.
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Actually a person doesen't die from lack of oxygen. A person dies because all liquids in his/her body begin to boil.
You died because you saw no danger in explosive materials.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-09 at 09:18:20
^Was fighting for the Terrans untill a queen spawned im. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by WoAHorde2 on 2006-09-10 at 02:18:58
Mini-Goose is mistaken as a terroist,and is shot dead by Jack Bauer.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-10 at 08:01:09
^Was shot to death by george bush who later cooked your body and made pie out of it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-09-10 at 11:01:37
Photoshopped out of existance.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by WoAHorde2 on 2006-09-10 at 12:17:56
Syphon Is devoured by a zergling.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-10 at 13:22:51
^Was recalled out of existence
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-10 at 13:25:00
CoolEditPro'd out of existance.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-10 at 13:34:37
^Staredit removed him out of existence
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-10 at 13:35:54
The stupid n00b above me got flamed out of existance
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-10 at 13:37:51
^Jammed into a jar full of knives and forks out of existence
Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-09-10 at 13:41:12
Pull's out Deathknight's Sword and cuts Mini Goose's very soul, then takes out my GoldenBlade and obliterates his Goose-like essense.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-10 at 13:41:43
Banned out of existance by Moose.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-10 at 13:42:28
^Was slammed in the face to death by a door
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-10 at 13:44:57
Accidentally swallowed a fork, and died (of course).