Whoever was above me is forced to endure Life in prison while sharing a cell with barney, and the teletubbies. Next door, is president bush and Senator Kerry, holding a debate. to the right, is a guy adicted to polka music and plays the acordian.
He (Me) takes various extra blocks from the wood shop in the prison. He uses a screwdriver to slowly chisel the piece while the guard's aren't looking at him. He eventualy makes a hole going through the long end, IE, placed it like | and drills a hole in the top, that terminates about a centimeter before the bottom. He then places it on it's side, and cuts a thin line through on the top, IE, like __, then cutting a slit straight down through the top. He then takes a spring from his mattress, and places it into the hole, and inserts a penci through the slit. He then stuffs rock chips in the hole. He shows a group of inmates during the break hours. They stage a prison break, and using scraps, he uses the gun to take out guards. The make a run for it, and eventually, he escapes prison. He gets facial surgeries, and changes his name to Jay Kevin Smith. He proceeds to hunt down and kill Infested for having such a comparatively short and effortless post, using a stale baggette strike repeatedly to the side of the head.
Richard Dean anderson, the star of Macgyver makes a stun gun from asorted junk and stuns the above person for using his skills and then lowers him into a porta pottie where teh monster eats him.
Lance Corporal James Kiscaden, dedicated Kraut Sniper, is hired on by U.S. Intelligence to hunt down the previous poster, or the evil ex-prison inmate. He camps for days on end at the escapee's local whore house, and accidentally shoots a lookalike. The escapee runs off to hide in the circus, but James is clever and disguises himself as a clown. Now under the heavy disguise "Miles the Hobo," James climbs to the top of the trapeze tower and snipes the inmate from eighty feet in the air. Sadly, the force of the gun throws him off the back and he falls into a deep coma.
Sir Fela is eating some corn flakes and actualy chokes on one and suffocates.
Dies by fallnig down a well, and lands next to little timmy. and Dies of the fright.
QUOTE(Infested-Jerk @ Aug 7 2005, 03:01 PM)
Whoever was above me is forced to endure Life in prison while sharing a cell with barney, and the teletubbies. Next door, is president bush and Senator Kerry, holding a debate. to the right, is a guy adicted to polka music and plays the acordian.
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Wow.. Dude... Thats terrible.... Lol...
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UUUUUUUUUUGH!!
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BOOM!
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[center]The AIDS I got from you... King Kahoona also dies of AIDS, 'cause I'm too lazy to think of anything clever.[/center]
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