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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Infested-Jerk on 2005-08-07 at 15:01:19
Whoever was above me is forced to endure Life in prison while sharing a cell with barney, and the teletubbies. Next door, is president bush and Senator Kerry, holding a debate. to the right, is a guy adicted to polka music and plays the acordian.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-08-07 at 15:13:27
He (Me) takes various extra blocks from the wood shop in the prison. He uses a screwdriver to slowly chisel the piece while the guard's aren't looking at him. He eventualy makes a hole going through the long end, IE, placed it like | and drills a hole in the top, that terminates about a centimeter before the bottom. He then places it on it's side, and cuts a thin line through on the top, IE, like __, then cutting a slit straight down through the top. He then takes a spring from his mattress, and places it into the hole, and inserts a penci through the slit. He then stuffs rock chips in the hole. He shows a group of inmates during the break hours. They stage a prison break, and using scraps, he uses the gun to take out guards. The make a run for it, and eventually, he escapes prison. He gets facial surgeries, and changes his name to Jay Kevin Smith. He proceeds to hunt down and kill Infested for having such a comparatively short and effortless post, using a stale baggette strike repeatedly to the side of the head.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Infested-Jerk on 2005-08-07 at 15:21:51
Richard Dean anderson, the star of Macgyver makes a stun gun from asorted junk and stuns the above person for using his skills and then lowers him into a porta pottie where teh monster eats him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Felagund on 2005-08-07 at 15:22:59
Lance Corporal James Kiscaden, dedicated Kraut Sniper, is hired on by U.S. Intelligence to hunt down the previous poster, or the evil ex-prison inmate. He camps for days on end at the escapee's local whore house, and accidentally shoots a lookalike. The escapee runs off to hide in the circus, but James is clever and disguises himself as a clown. Now under the heavy disguise "Miles the Hobo," James climbs to the top of the trapeze tower and snipes the inmate from eighty feet in the air. Sadly, the force of the gun throws him off the back and he falls into a deep coma.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-07 at 18:13:11
Sir Fela is eating some corn flakes and actualy chokes on one and suffocates.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2005-08-07 at 18:14:07
Dies by fallnig down a well, and lands next to little timmy. and Dies of the fright.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-07 at 18:31:55
Tazzy evil-overloads.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-07 at 19:15:45
QUOTE(Infested-Jerk @ Aug 7 2005, 03:01 PM)
Whoever was above me is forced to endure Life in prison while sharing a cell with barney, and the teletubbies. Next door, is president bush and Senator Kerry, holding a debate. to the right, is a guy adicted to polka music and plays the acordian.
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Wow.. Dude... Thats terrible.... Lol...

EzDay explodes
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2005-08-07 at 19:16:50
Warhammer, Dies by voager donig somethnig to him in the SEN bathroom
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-07 at 19:18:15
UUUUUUUUUUGH!!

Tazzy dies by... My death. OMG!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-07 at 19:22:56
Warhamma lives to eighty years.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-08-07 at 21:06:27
EzDay doesn't like me so much, his head explodes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-08-07 at 21:13:38
Big Kahoona explodes. He comes back to life and explodes again.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2005-08-07 at 21:15:16
Kingra explodes 20 times before dieing.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)3 on 2005-08-07 at 22:05:30
Hitok1r1 dies of shock when the EUDs are patched.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2005-08-07 at 22:14:41
Mp)3 gets stabbed by a sword and dies.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-08-07 at 22:18:30
Hitok1r1 has to face the crazy ass AI of F.E.A.R.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by glytchur on 2005-08-07 at 22:24:25
shadowbrood unexpectedly goes:
BOOM!




ps: my avatar totally owns!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-07 at 22:35:04
Glytcher's avatar owns him
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-08-08 at 00:13:05
Ezday dies from a Day taken too Ez
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-08 at 00:33:58
[center]Ninebreaker123 is squashed/eaten by that monster in his avatar.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-08-08 at 00:35:33
I'm about sick of that fat kid. So Nuke dies from AIDS.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-08 at 00:39:15
[center]The AIDS I got from you... King Kahoona also dies of AIDS, 'cause I'm too lazy to think of anything clever.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-08-08 at 00:44:55
And I got the AIDS from your dog... Strange how this all works out. But, now you die from herpes.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-08 at 01:53:07
Makes Kahoona drink five UV Blues, then rapes his ass while he is passed out. Then jixxes on his face, then feeds him to scruffy.....
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