*pops head over the counter, holds his m4 steady*
*sees voyager's skooma*
"Hm... stay CS or go Morrowind...eh..tough choice...I'm stickin' with the guns"
*fires a few rounds off at the bottle of skooma*
"Come at meh, ya role-playin' bass turds!"
*ducks behind the counter*
*sips MS*
"hey, watch the shake you fother mucker
*dies
"OMG, YOU KILLED CRAYAK!!"
"You ba---"
*Revives
*watches him die*
*sips shake*
"Wow! what do they put in this fabulous milkshake!?"
"Cow pee, cow crap, Scarabs... You can expect to explode any second now..."
"Am i the only person in the sen bar?"
*Sips*
*Walks in (although I think I've walked in twice so far without leaving), sits down, and eats all of the pretzels and peanuts.*
"Does this place have a bathroom?"
*Points to back where erie music is playing and there's no light but a shakey light blue slice waving on the floor. Floors are heard creeky behind the only door and every once in awhile if you listen hard you can hear a muffled chainsaw.*
"Ehhhhhhhhhh"
"Dude, there's a whore right outside this window!"
*Spits on floor
*spit ignites
*ignites
"Pyromaniac! Call in the whore!"
"YAY"
"SOMEBODY CLEAN ME UP!!"
*Leaves
*Enters
"I think I've been in here for at least a few days
"
"hmm the bar is on fire..."
*sips shake while fire is on back of my shirt*
"is it hot in here or what?"
*glytchur glytches (different from glitches) and puts out fire
"hmm"
*glytchur wonders why he isnt a regular since hes been on sen for almost a year now and knows many people that joined just months ago and are now regulars...
"i mean seriously... wtf?"
*looks at glytcher while sipping on milshake*
"man...glytcher is crazy..."
*sips*
*Laughs because Crayak is in the same situation
"Long time ago, I created the glytch names"
*created glytchor, glytchar, glytchyr, glytchir, glytchur but not glytcher*
*Crayak is too drunk to realize that cows do, in fact, fly backwards, and that the only good thing about deadlines is the 'WHOOSH' noise they make when they go flying past
*Anything else, is just a chicken on steroids
*Anything other that a chicken on steroids must be a Logitech Camera
I was HellsGlytch back in 98.
"w/e"
*punches the wanna be glytcher*
[center]*Fills a piƱata with NI[sub]3[/sub]*
"Someone take a whack!"
Random idiot: "I'll go first!"
*POW!*[/center]
"You make Khajiit angry..."
*Voyager7456(MM) goes beserk on FallenDreamer, summoning 50 Dwemer Centurions and taking out a lightsaber (yaaaay mods!).
"Chaaarrrgeee!"
"Morrowind rules"
*Summons swarms of Blood Children (Yay mods!)
*Walks in, pees on floor, throws a knife a doodan then leaves.