Staredit Network

granted, their company goes bankrupt and sc2 will never be released

i wish winter break would come faster

wish granted however a big pile of snow falls on you and you die.. while cold...

same here i wish winter break come faster

Granted, but it comes so fast it hits you in the face and kills you.

I wish that you would post something that goes wrong with this wish, or something that randomly happens to me or that involves me.

GRANTED, but I forget to.

I wish ezday would lick himself.

Granted. But he urinates on the "How Will the Person Above You Die?" thread, thus destroying it and all of Syphon's hard work.

I wish I knew how to use The Force.

Granted, but you accidentally destroy the universe.

I wish DISTURBED didn't kill pie

granted, he kills you instead

i wish i could control time

You decide you stop time itself, but accidentally stop only the time contrained in a small area around yourself, in effect forever freezing yourself in time.



I wish that you would corrupt this wish.

granted.... it is not corrupt.....

i wish ppl dont post stuff like that lol

granted, people dont post anything at all anymore

i wish people would stop wishing stuff for themselves and wish stuff for others

granted, but they wish bad things for others...

I wish o-0 wins 1 million dollars but then gets trampled by a mob and a person steals his million bux

granted, i walk away from that stampede and the money that i got was from you guys, so it was oviously made of gunpowder, poison, and all that good stuff, so the guy who stole it is ded

i wish someone would start flaming at me

granted. that person was you and you also get trampled

I wish that there will be peace on earth.

granted. Some one actaully FLAMES you!! (throws wax on u and throws a lighter on ur head and u get FLAMED)

hahahaha

i wish i would go to bed but first brush my teeth and pee and then sleep peacefullly

granted, you wake up 2 seconds later and realize that it is time for school

i wish meteors would hit my school

granted. meteors hit ur school and the impact explodes thus destroying ur city.

i wish i would FRICKING SLEEP ALREADYYYY Good night

granted you sleep forever and never wake up.. but your acctually dead..

i wish im going to sleep which i am now

GRANTED you sleep past the rise and fall of the etheopian empire. :0

i wish that there will be more pimp emocons.

[center]Granted, they pimp slap you for not havin' their money.

I wish the KKK took my baby away.[/center]

Granted, but it was hot and burned through your hand.

I wish that I were green.

GRANTED, but eiffel 65 kills you for misinterprating their song.

I wish eiffel never broke up.

granted, They break your head instead


I wish Starcraft Ghost would come out already!!!!!

It comes out and sucks horribly.

I wish sc2 would come out and not be better than the first.

GRANTED, it's much better.

I wish for a mallow, prefferably marsh.