Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-10 at 13:48:32
^Got his heart ripped out by the jedis and then his body was ripped limb from limb by kerrigan.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-10 at 13:49:51
I consume Mini_Goose_2707's soul for annoying me with his nearly-identical-to-Moose's name.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-10 at 13:51:02
^ I burnt all of his birth certificates and health papers about him and it was like he never existed 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-09-10 at 13:52:41
*Calls Moose and tells him to fight Goose*
Mini Moose 2707: I cast upon my Admin. powers and request a fight with thee number and size stealing Goose!
Mini Goose 2707: I'm gonna PWN you Moose!
*Moose puts on his ban antlers*
Mini Goose 2707: OMFG, you can't ban me! I've got my anti-ban beak!
*Goose puts on anti-ban beak*
Mini Moose 2707: You do realize you can't be protected by an Administrator's ban, right Goose? PREPARE TO DIE, JOO NAME H4X0R!!
*Moose rams Goose to death with his ban antlers, then bans him out of existance to prevent reincarnation.*
Mini Moose 2707: I cast upon my Admin. powers and request a fight with thee number and size stealing Goose!
Mini Goose 2707: I'm gonna PWN you Moose!
*Moose puts on his ban antlers*
Mini Goose 2707: OMFG, you can't ban me! I've got my anti-ban beak!
*Goose puts on anti-ban beak*
Mini Moose 2707: You do realize you can't be protected by an Administrator's ban, right Goose? PREPARE TO DIE, JOO NAME H4X0R!!
*Moose rams Goose to death with his ban antlers, then bans him out of existance to prevent reincarnation.*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-10 at 14:00:37
hmm. I got one for you also.
Rantent: Dude I'm the new GM and I'm gona kil someone today.
Golden Knight: Wuss I dare you to ban hack me
Rantent: Hay look over there on the ground its a mud cookie
Golden knight: Oh boy my favourite snack and dinner
*Golden knight bends over and grabs the cookie*
Rantent points a gun at Golden knights behind (while he bends down)
Rantent: I'm gona stick a knife down my pants and stab my pelvis
Rantent shot the bullet and it killed Golden Knight
Rantent: Dude I'm the new GM and I'm gona kil someone today.
Golden Knight: Wuss I dare you to ban hack me
Rantent: Hay look over there on the ground its a mud cookie
Golden knight: Oh boy my favourite snack and dinner
*Golden knight bends over and grabs the cookie*
Rantent points a gun at Golden knights behind (while he bends down)
Rantent: I'm gona stick a knife down my pants and stab my pelvis
Rantent shot the bullet and it killed Golden Knight
Report, edit, etc...Posted by WoAHorde2 on 2006-09-10 at 14:28:43
Mini-Goose is killed when DLK comes back from the banned and kills him in a raging fury.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-10 at 14:39:19
WoAHorde2 was shot down by a Devourer.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by WoAHorde2 on 2006-09-10 at 15:37:10
A terran civilian throughs VOyager into the sun.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-10 at 15:54:53
WoAHorde2 is killed by the Grammar Nazis for capitalizing the O in Voyager.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-10 at 16:03:18
Was body slammed onto a chair with a giant sharp knife on it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-09-10 at 17:27:28
The IRS mistakes Goose's head for legitimate income and takes 37% of it. The results prove fatal.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-10 at 17:56:29
Doodan decided he needed a bigger boat. Unfortunately, the boat is so big that Doodan starves to death while attempting to locate the exit.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-09-10 at 18:03:12
Voyager ate some tainted ROFL waffles.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-10 at 18:06:36
Doodan died after soaking his pants in herbicide and dropping a lit cigarette.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2006-09-10 at 18:12:55
Voyager's impulse drive exploded as he came out of Warp 7. He never walked (or flew) again.
The above has nothing to do with Voyager's death.
Voyager was eaten by a rabid monkey on LSD having a seizure.
The above has nothing to do with Voyager's death.
Voyager was eaten by a rabid monkey on LSD having a seizure.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by WoAHorde2 on 2006-09-10 at 18:15:19
FatalException is killed after being mistaken as Osama Bin Laden.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by FatalException on 2006-09-10 at 18:26:00
WoAHorde2's is angry because of government wire-tapping. He was so angry that he killed George W. Bush. WoAHorde was executed as the world celebrated the death of the president.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by WoAHorde2 on 2006-09-10 at 18:29:31
Fatal exception,not being as dead as was thought.Did not have a fatal exception when shot by Nina Meyers.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-11 at 08:53:07
An ant got into you by using the anus. He was digested. But it was not a usual ant, it was a poison-spitting ant. So, when digesting, your organism got a lethal dose of ant-poison...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-09-11 at 12:33:39
*The Thing comes and comes and rips off Jammed's limbs and eats them, then begins to vomit some vespene gas on Jammed it ate days ago, for eating too much, poisonimg poisoning him to death*
Damn typos....
Damn typos....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-11 at 12:38:34
You go to the toilet, and see a person in there. The person puts a hand on your face and this hand "grows into" your face. It is clear that the prson was The Thing and that he assimilated every cell of your body. You are dead, but your cells live as another organism.
P.S. Oh forgot to mention, that your death was even more painful when you found out that you mispelled "poisoning".
P.S. Oh forgot to mention, that your death was even more painful when you found out that you mispelled "poisoning".
Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-09-11 at 12:55:51
*Challenges Jammed to a sword fight*
Jammed: WTF! I don't have a sword!
*Throws the Z sword at Jammed and draws out his own GoldenBlade*
Jammed: W00t! Now I'm gonna pwn you!
*Attempts to catch the Z sword, but ends up being too heavy as it lands on Jammed's feet and leaves him in place*
Jammed: OMFG! I shall turn into the thing and kill you!
*Begins to morph into the Thing*
GoldenKnight: Too late!
*Cuts of Jammed's head and slices up his body into a million pieces*
Jammed: Noooo! You can't kill me. I am the Thing! I am immortal!
*Begins talking in Thing language and attempts to summon other Things*
GoldenKnight: Too bad! Moose has a rule against speaking in non-English languages. You are banned!
Jammed: But you didn't kill me! Ha!
GoldenKnight: Already ahead of you.
*Turns into the Thing and assimilates Jammed, eliminating him out of existance*
Jammed: WTF! I don't have a sword!
*Throws the Z sword at Jammed and draws out his own GoldenBlade*
Jammed: W00t! Now I'm gonna pwn you!
*Attempts to catch the Z sword, but ends up being too heavy as it lands on Jammed's feet and leaves him in place*
Jammed: OMFG! I shall turn into the thing and kill you!
*Begins to morph into the Thing*
GoldenKnight: Too late!
*Cuts of Jammed's head and slices up his body into a million pieces*
Jammed: Noooo! You can't kill me. I am the Thing! I am immortal!
*Begins talking in Thing language and attempts to summon other Things*
GoldenKnight: Too bad! Moose has a rule against speaking in non-English languages. You are banned!
Jammed: But you didn't kill me! Ha!
GoldenKnight: Already ahead of you.
*Turns into the Thing and assimilates Jammed, eliminating him out of existance*
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-11 at 13:49:06
I fart, you die. Simple as that. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-11 at 16:03:54
^Died from prostate cancer. Simple as that
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-11 at 20:11:20
Is mistaken by dick chenny for fair game. And your not even a lawyer! XD
-Le0n
-Le0n