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Report, edit, etc...Posted by WoAHorde2 on 2006-09-11 at 20:42:38

Leon dies from Breast Cancer

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-09-11 at 20:48:39

^Dies from ovarian cancer.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)Excalibur on 2006-09-11 at 20:53:55

Doodan dies of Doodarian cancer.

-Le0n

Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-11 at 21:09:15

^Dies from Schadenfreuderarian Diesease. German for taking delight in others people misfortune and died. Also got his eyes pecked out by the gander goose.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-09-11 at 21:23:13

^Kills himself out of envy for the glory days of this thread (Aug-Oct 2005) when me, Syphon, nuclearrabbit, and YaeXirillion dominated.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-11 at 21:27:35

^ Pssh just jumped off a cliff and landed on a pile of doo,doo and died.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-11 at 21:37:25

Mini_Goose was [VERBed] by a(n) [ADJECTIVE] [NOUN].

Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-12 at 16:40:52

^I challenged him to a deul

Voyager: Zomg! I'm gona pwnt you, U dumb mallard
Goose: Pshh as if One punch and your dead
Voyager: Oh yea then kiss the edge my foot
*Kicks but misses
Voyager: I missed but I'll try again you bird
*Kicks and misses again

Voyager: Man I suck at fighting I'm gona punch my groin.
Goose: Time for the poke of death.
*Pokes voyagers eyes out
Voyager: I can't see, man now im teh ultimate n00b.

Goose: Time for the finisher.
*Goose puts on iron beak
Gooose: Drill peck engage!
Voyager has been defeated*

Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-09-13 at 05:03:44

*Mini Goose gets a gf and brags about it to Doodan*
Doodan: OMFG!! You stole meh gf!!

Mini Goose 2707: I'm sorry!! I'm sorry!, Doodan. Please don't hurt me!!

Doodan: Naw. It's ok, backstabber. Hey, look! She's here now! Look behind you!

*Mini Goose looks behind him and sees Doodan's gf*
Doodan: GG noob!

*Pulls out a knife and backstabs Mini Goose*

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-09-13 at 18:07:47

^Killed for violating dietary prohibitions stated in Leviticus.^

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-09-13 at 18:10:16

^Accidently buttrapes a mobster.

(By that I mean the buttrape was intentional but he didn't mean for it to be a mobster.)

Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-13 at 19:08:15

^Died by taking 20 injections of "adults" flinestone pills.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-09-13 at 20:01:25

Went Jimi-Hendrix style.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-13 at 20:21:52

^ Put down by the government in an attempt to stop the spread of mad cow disease.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-09-13 at 20:52:00

^Gets voyaged to death by 7456 (Mad Men).

Report, edit, etc...Posted by l)ark_ssj9kevin on 2006-09-14 at 18:37:30

^ Died by

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Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-14 at 19:05:55

QUOTE(almightynoob @ Sep 14 2006, 06:37 PM)

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You just had to post that.

^Died from hiswn stupidity

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-14 at 19:09:26

^ Killed by Cylon centurions.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-14 at 19:10:37

^ Was aborted in an abortion.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-09-14 at 19:42:52

^ Smote by the divine wrath of the Chicken God

Report, edit, etc...Posted by xmrxsiegecopx on 2006-09-14 at 19:48:27

CODE

{
SeN Synthax(StarForge+ScmDraft2);
Voyager7456"(MM)"(present,while,SeN,eternity);
Kill(Voyager7456"(MM)",during,distracted_$moment#1311A4);
End Synthax();
End();
}

Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-15 at 08:28:54

^Was melt down to then made a a tomb stone of himself

Report, edit, etc...Posted by JaFF on 2006-09-15 at 08:37:26

Ate 139 pills of laxative. Went to the toilet. After 5 minutes of horror... with all that crap leaving your body, your heart did the same... (your a** hole must be quite big to let your heart pass)

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Pyro-Fire on 2006-09-15 at 08:49:41

^ looked in a mirror

Report, edit, etc...Posted by JordanN_3335 on 2006-09-15 at 08:51:29

^downloaded himself to the internet and died from spyware and viruses

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