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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2005-08-08 at 01:55:29
Kellimus dies from a springfield sniper rifle...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-08 at 02:03:49
Dies from a Nazgol
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2005-08-08 at 02:06:48
Kellimus will get eaten alive by me and my zombie thugs.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-08 at 02:08:21
[center]The Anti-Zombie Defemation League is offended by Zombie's impersonation of a real zombie, so they eat his brain.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2005-08-08 at 02:10:40
Gets killed by a nuclear bomb
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-08 at 03:17:52
Thanatos has a personal vendetta against Hitok1r1.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2005-08-08 at 14:01:33
Get banned by Yoshi, While feeling depressed and down by gettign banned, Desides to take his own life and jumps of the 50 story tower block he lives in.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-08 at 15:41:24
Tazzy went to get some food, and by some freak-chance coincedence, a tiny bit of the puddle that used to be my body got into it. He suffocated upon smelling the food.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-08 at 17:08:26
I will create my own death.

I will head on with a semi-truck at the speed of 115 and have my body smashed into tiny little bits....
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kingra on 2005-08-08 at 17:12:56
I cast Life on Kellimus and stab him.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-08-08 at 17:30:08
Kingra dies from a king's crown
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-08 at 18:43:53
Ninebreaker tries to break a nine with his head.
He succeeds, not feeling a thing, and proceeds to try it with his fist.
His knuckles are broken and he bleeds to death.

Wow, 21 pages of not only fighting each other, but killing each other with each post( I remember a "12 pages of fighting each other" comment in the SEN War thread )
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2005-08-08 at 21:43:40
You talked yourself to death, biatch.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-08 at 22:55:01
Your monitor burned through your eyes and melted your brain.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-08 at 23:51:58
Ez dies because Ihatett's sexual preference is young boys.

Pedophile.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-09 at 14:35:05
Kellimus slips on a puddle of syrup, and breaks his neck when his head lands on a pillow.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by glytchur on 2005-08-09 at 14:40:08
after kellimus fall and breaks his neck, the floor under him breaks open, where he then lands on ezday... killing him of course...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-09 at 22:40:38
The impact causes the floor beneath Tempest to collapse, and they both fall on Glytcher, killing him of course.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by PwnPirate on 2005-08-09 at 22:55:29
He started eating his breakfast cereal but then found out that it was McDonald "O"s with 600 grams of trans fat per spoonfull, and had 6 heart attacks at the same time.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-09 at 22:56:31
Jet Blast was eating cereal, and didn't notice the jagged metal Krusti-O' in his spoon.
He accidentaly breathed it, and it tore his lung to pieces.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IceWarrior98 on 2005-08-09 at 22:59:05
EzDay makes an RPG called EzDay so bad that all the SENers go to pillage his house.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-10 at 00:05:34
IceWarrior froze to death.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-08-10 at 01:25:36
EzDay dies from staring at the fat person in my avvy blink.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-10 at 02:13:58
Ninebreaker was under the fat person and suffocated.
That's why the fat guy is flailing his arms like that- the chair feels weird and he's too fat to get up, and Ninebreaker's body is starting to get really uncomfortable.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-08-10 at 02:27:07
Oh god it's squishing me... cant... breath...

Anyways, EzDaY231 steals one of yoshi's 'trap' cookies, he then eats the yoshi cookie and dies.
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