*Forsaken wakes up and asks for a line of shots filled with arsenic.
"Join me Voyager and we shall take over the SEN bar!"
*Summons evil ninja egg things*
*Empties two shells into Hito's head.
*Walks back in, throws doodan back across table leaving blood stains on bar, and throws another knife a doodan
*Revives*
"Die Shotgun!"
*Kicks shotgun in the face*
*Voyager7456(MM) throws a Doodan at T3mplar
"Yes, I will join you, Hito!"
"Teh woot!"
*Throws lightsabers at mr.ex*
*realizes he needs an avater*
*adds avater*
"W00t, I have an image now"
*hops over the counter with a Z-Saber* We have Bethesda, We have Blizzard...why not have a bit of Capcom too? *Battle Cry*
*charges at Centurions with Z-sabre* "Crayak, cover my six!"
*paramedics enter the bar*
"I heard someone was stabbed with sabers??"
"Um, yes that would be...m...e..."
*passes out*
*goes to hospital*
Throws yet another knife at doodan, this time missing and hitting hito!
*Centurions pepper FallenDreamer with Shock Bolts until he dies.
"Smarrrrt..."
"Meh help me Voyager!"
*Loses blood slowly*
*walks back in the bar*
"Ok who stabbed me...AND GET ME A MILKSHAKE!"
*Falls on the ground*
"Meh... need phoenix down before i die!"
*Voyager7456(MM) uses his egg-tastic healing powers to heal Hito and give him bullet-proof skin.
*Sticks a vacuum cleaner in hitos wound
"This should speed things up!"
*revives self* *gets out energy shield* "Let's try that again..." *charges at Centurions with shield raised*
*Voyager7456(MM) casts Dispel 100%.
*Cue the Centurions...*
*Centurions kill FallenDreamer again.*
"What the.. I'm not that ugly"
*Shoots FallenDreamer*
*Farts, the eye guy taking the brunt of it.
*revives self* "This isn't working... hmf, fine ya morrowind fanboy. We'll play your way this time"
*summons 30 Dremora Lords*
*Pulls up a chair and some popcorn*
*Watches the fight between Centurions and Dremora Lords"
*sighs* "Ah...life is good"