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Granted, its on fire and your mouth burns and you can never eat again

I wish my slurpee got refilled.

You get a refill of blended bile, magots, and other nasty stuff from Fear Factor, and you dont get 50,ooo$ for drinking it.

I wish For . . . . . . . . Snow!.

ok

u get snow but it builds into a blizzard

i wish i had chocolate

GRANTED, unfortunantly you get a Butterfinger.

I wish I was the human torch.

u turn into a human torch and die of 100000th degree burns

i wish i could fly

Granted, you fly into a turbine.

I wish that I was God.

Granted, but Satan has no trouble overthrowing you.

I wish I had sunglasses like these --->

Granted... you get sunglasses exactly like that. Actual Size:

I wish for the next poster to get two more wishes.

GRANTED

I wish for invulnerablity

I wish for a spike to fly through my chest

granted! but u fall asleep and never wake up...

i wish i had cheese cake!

granted you choak on the cheese cake

i wish i had ice cream... or something cold

You get a brain freez from eating the ice cream, it is so severe that it causes nural truama . . . you end up a vegital and live the rest of your life in a center for brain dead people.

I wish i had 10$.

granted however, a alien takes your 10 bucks and you cry..

i wish i had a new comp....

Granted, but it's a remade edition of the very first computer (forgot its name)

I wish I died went to hell battled satan got my ass whipped. Then get thrown into limbo and fight gigantic fishes that looked like roger danger field, but to later find out that the fish were there to help me but now had all there friends (mooses) come to torture me for eternity but just before the mooses are there, i wake in candy land.

Michelle Jackson is sitting naked beside you in your bed in candy land stroking his lollipop on your arse.

I wish for 1 lemon flavored fishermans friend, 2 mangled nickles, a peice of paper with the words "Po-Ta-To" written on it, 1 peice of string 5 inches long, a shoe lace, 1 swiss army knife, a flint with no stricker, a leather vest, a longbow and 2 arrows.



Ps. Whoever respondes to my post , have fun .

Granted. While you're playing with all of these items, Michael Jackson jumps you from behind because you spelled his name wrong.

I wish my cell phone battery lasted forever.

GRANTED but you get booked for telemarketers around the world and your bill escalates so far that you are on the streets.

i wish that i can stay up forever.

Granted, but the lack of sleep drives you insane.

I wish I had a cookie.

Granted however, the cookie was made up shiz and you puke all your organs out...

i wish i do good on my math quiz today lol

You do so well you get sent to the special part of the school and everyone beats you up for the rest of your school life for being a freak.

I wish there where no fat people in this word .

Granted, there are only ugly people now.

I wish I could draw like Rembrandt.

Not only can you draw like him but you decide to go a step furthor than cutting off your ear and decide to cut of your frank and beans.

I wish the little fat kid in that .gif would die.

Off topic: The artist who gave up his ear for the sake of art was Van Gogh.

On topic: Granted, so I get a dancing skinny kid sig.

I wish my dog never had to be fed.

GRANTED you stop feeding him and he dies.

I wish jack's kid never had to be fed...

Granted. He lives on to be very successful because he was able to spend the time everyone else spends eating/crapping to achieve his goals. I drop an anvil on Syphon just for the fun of it.

I wish Syhpon never had to be fed.