Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-10 at 23:13:48
He implodes and turns into a miniature blackhole, with an event horizon so small it could fit between atoms, and so he poses no threat to anything.
However, a pair of the strongest magnets existant are placed next to him, and they merge into their own blackmagnet. Large amounts of metal from upto ten feet away come and smash into him, and more metal is slow speeding up.
Pretty soon, the addition of the metal and magnets increases his mass to the point where he has 1/1000 the gravity of Earth, and other objects are very slowly, but increasingly faster, attracted, until, only a few days later, he's reached 1/500 the gravity of Earth, and within a couple more days, it's down to an amazing 1/50 of Earth, and within hours the entire Earth has been turned into a blackhole. A small one, of course, with quite little gravity and a practicaly non-existant event horizon, but everyone from SEN is dead anyways.
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However, a pair of the strongest magnets existant are placed next to him, and they merge into their own blackmagnet. Large amounts of metal from upto ten feet away come and smash into him, and more metal is slow speeding up.
Pretty soon, the addition of the metal and magnets increases his mass to the point where he has 1/1000 the gravity of Earth, and other objects are very slowly, but increasingly faster, attracted, until, only a few days later, he's reached 1/500 the gravity of Earth, and within a couple more days, it's down to an amazing 1/50 of Earth, and within hours the entire Earth has been turned into a blackhole. A small one, of course, with quite little gravity and a practicaly non-existant event horizon, but everyone from SEN is dead anyways.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-08-11 at 00:11:34
Dies from the 'SEN Beast'
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-11 at 00:26:09
Dies from donuts.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-08-11 at 00:27:41
Dies from rouge moose rampage.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-11 at 00:33:53
Is told to 'stfu noob' by a domo-kun, and dies of shock.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IDontChat on 2005-08-11 at 02:00:43
EUD makes SEN go crazy and computer of all people viewing SEN blows up. Guess who gets caught in HIS computer's blast.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Felagund on 2005-08-11 at 02:23:30
Ed has a heart attack right before he finishes up with his girlfriend. The suckage!
Luckily, the medics revive him, but his girlfriend shoots him for not finishing the job.
Luckily, the medics revive him, but his girlfriend shoots him for not finishing the job.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-08-11 at 04:04:24
Sir Fela the Wise Dies from Posting above SiLent_SwiFt
(i know i suck
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(i know i suck
)Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-08-11 at 04:10:17
Silent was convinced the safety was on.
"I hate the kids that hold the gun to their head like this and go 'I hate my life...'"
"I hate the kids that hold the gun to their head like this and go 'I hate my life...'"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2005-08-11 at 04:17:36
Dies by seeing Tazzy in person...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-11 at 09:49:44
[center]Tazzy is assulted by the SEN community for being the only person in the 'HELL' member group.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-08-11 at 14:01:38
NuclearRabbit is tied to a poll. Matches are being put all over his body. Each of the matches are lit. NuclearRabbit wakes up, tries to move but can't as he is tied to the poll. Several minutes after the matches are all out, gasoline is poured all over his body. A flame falls from the sky, staying lit, falls towards Rabbit. It is getting closer and closer. A cruiseboat comes over the mountain and crushes rabbit. Rabbit still lives. Hunters pick him up, shoot him in the head about 13 times with a 22 pistol, and cook him. Rabbit soup es muy buen.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by -Exhaust- on 2005-08-11 at 14:12:18
MrrLL Is forced to Eat 3 loaded truck of Texas Bean.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-08-11 at 14:20:57
^ will get banned soon because of his avatar, damn noobs breaking the rules as soon as they sign up, bye bye young one.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-11 at 16:07:38
EzDay281 stalks and kills MrrLL in his frustration at the new patch.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-08-11 at 18:28:45
EzDay falls in a generic bottomless pit.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-08-11 at 18:53:03
Powerful_Horror looks at a mirror and the mirror shatters, sending glass shards through his head.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-11 at 18:55:12
Shadowbrood gets attacked by dozens of rabid shadow tails.
He barely survives, and then a Queen comes and casts Broodling on him.
Unlike in SC, however, it actualy takes several hours for the Broodling to finish maturing, so for the whole time he can feel himself being eaten inside out.
The Broodlings are wonderful friends, and start with his crotch.
He barely survives, and then a Queen comes and casts Broodling on him.
Unlike in SC, however, it actualy takes several hours for the Broodling to finish maturing, so for the whole time he can feel himself being eaten inside out.
The Broodlings are wonderful friends, and start with his crotch.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-08-11 at 21:49:43
Ten dozen woopers swarm EzDay and lick his face off.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-12 at 00:01:28
It's duck season.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2005-08-12 at 02:34:17
EzDay281, i dont know how mnay times you have dies by me or others!
Dies by jumping off his own house roof.
Dies by jumping off his own house roof.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-12 at 05:47:03
[center]DeathKnight finds a glith that causes Blizzard to patch over Tazzy.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chronophobia on 2005-08-12 at 11:59:45
Nuclearrabbit falls down in a meat-mill
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-08-12 at 12:09:11
Chronophobia develops an intense fetish for plugged in toasters. He takes a bath, and becomes very aroused. He plugs in his toaster and drops in it the bath, electrocuted him. No one comes to his funeral. FREAK!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by glytchur on 2005-08-12 at 13:19:04
grover randomly blows up and all his blown up pieces hit wilhelm (killing him), who for some reason was hiding behing a tree watching grover...