Granted, but then inflation rises so much that evreyone here is poor.
EDIT: Damn you!!
but then your PSP is hit by a large electromagnet, causing it to stop working again
I wish things shipped faster.
Okay, things ship so fast that they go flying right through your window and decapitate you.
I wish I could kill people with my mind, when I wanted too.
I wish Syphon's exploded corpse would come back as a zombie.
syphon turns into a zombie...
i wish i had cookkies
Granted, the main ingredient is arsenic, (and lots of it).
QUOTE(Syphon @ Nov 10 2005, 09:53 PM)
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Lol...
...Since he has no wish,
I wish I had a 1337-Detector
[center]Granted, it explodes from being over used.
I wish I had proof read the bible before I published it. (Yes, I wrote the bible.)[/center]
Granted, but you proofread it on an acid trip and ehhhhh... things got crazy...
I wish I could crap on demand.
Granted, you get rich with your new talent. But after an unfortunate Thanksgiving dinner, you become constipated and you lose all your fans. Then you die... for unrelated reasons.
I wish I had the power to freeze anything.
[center]Granted, but you have to talk like Bill Cosby for the rest of your life.
I wish I had pyrokenisis(SP?).[/center]
Okay, you now have pyrokenesis.
But then you die. Game over.
I wish that Rexy made a wish I could make fun of.
Granted. But everyone now makes fun of you.