Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-08-12 at 13:34:19
A monster from an alternate dimension looks at glytcher's avatar. He becomes extremely hungry, and under the false assumption that Glytcher is a pie, reaches his great tentacle arm of a thousand bones through a portal, and drags Glytcher into his mouth of endless teeth, where glytcher spends 50,000 years being disgested slowly.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-08-12 at 14:09:06
Grover mistaked Wilhelm as a cookie.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-12 at 14:16:37
How do you know it's a false assumption?
Willhelm suddenly falls unconcious, and wakes up hours later, finding himself with super powers.
Super strength, super speed, super durability, the works.
Wanting to test his super toughness, he fires a gun at his head, and while it would normally be enough to allow the bullet to just smash itself into his face without him feeling a thing, his powers lapsed for a tiny fraction of a second, and since he doesn't have super regeneration, it leaves a very large hole in his head, and he bleeds to death.
Willhelm suddenly falls unconcious, and wakes up hours later, finding himself with super powers.
Super strength, super speed, super durability, the works.
Wanting to test his super toughness, he fires a gun at his head, and while it would normally be enough to allow the bullet to just smash itself into his face without him feeling a thing, his powers lapsed for a tiny fraction of a second, and since he doesn't have super regeneration, it leaves a very large hole in his head, and he bleeds to death.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-08-12 at 14:23:42
I thought you were suppose to say how the person above you died.. not two spaces 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-08-12 at 14:28:07
MrrLL dies from to much seman in his buttocks
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-08-12 at 14:36:31
Kellimus dies from having too many sea men on his poop deck.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-08-13 at 17:09:13
MrrLL dies when the Vowel Police knock on his door and force him to put the vowels back in his screename. Naturally, MrrLL refuses, and the police use force to convince him. Rather than give up, MrrLL dies before the vowels can be restored.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dr.Shotgun on 2005-08-13 at 17:22:18
A ninja egg kills Voyager7456(MM)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-08-13 at 17:32:18
Shotgun's communist symbol splits, becomes sentient, and kills shotgun while he's taking a poo.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SacredElf on 2005-08-13 at 17:41:22
Shadow jumps on a hole and die 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-08-13 at 18:58:45
I kill SacredElf, but tell nobody.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pekkel_the_duck on 2005-08-13 at 19:10:31
RexyRex will eat a chicken nugget with a virus in it, and in the end, turns into a chicken nugget herself and gets consumed by the SeN community.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-13 at 19:21:59
[center]I'd eat Rexy even if she weren't a chicken nugget...
pekkel eats a chicken mc-Rexy and catches the same virus, but turns into a duck himself. Pekkel is made into ducky soup.[/center]
pekkel eats a chicken mc-Rexy and catches the same virus, but turns into a duck himself. Pekkel is made into ducky soup.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-08-13 at 19:30:17
Nuclearrabbit dies from a radiation overdose. Please don't try to swim in nuclear waste just to get super powers.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-13 at 19:46:50
[center]It keeps me alive, kills the posers.
MrrLL is killed by a legion of English teachers who are pissed off by his utter lack of vowels.[/center]
MrrLL is killed by a legion of English teachers who are pissed off by his utter lack of vowels.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-08-13 at 19:49:48
Bush nukes nuclearrabbit's house. (Tree)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by notnuclearrabbit on 2005-08-13 at 19:54:45
[center]I don't live in a tree, I live in a cardy-board box!
nuclearrabbit expodes and kills the WHOLE WORLD... Including Rexy.[/center]
nuclearrabbit expodes and kills the WHOLE WORLD... Including Rexy.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-13 at 20:40:21
...Nuclearrabit is already dead.. he exploded...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ._. on 2005-08-13 at 20:52:00
w 
arhammer40000 will die from an angry smiley emoticon. 
arhammer40000 will die from an angry smiley emoticon. Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-13 at 21:06:19
-_- -_-s.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by IceWarrior98 on 2005-08-13 at 21:15:17
EzDay gets pwned by a n00b on Starcraft and trys to get revenge in real life but gets pwned there too.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-08-13 at 22:18:23
Icewarrior dies from a shard of ice stabbing him in the chest.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-08-13 at 22:21:14
Ninebreaker is shaken apart by the sheer force of the 'meow'.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Dr.Shotgun on 2005-08-13 at 22:30:17
EzDay281 commits suicide after realizing that days aren't "ez"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-08-14 at 03:01:22
Dr shotgun decides his life truly sucks and decides to grab his shotgun and shot himself in the nuts, then later dies from suffication, or because loss of blood.