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Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheOddAngel on 2005-04-10 at 17:53:58
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I wouldn't want to hurt anyone That small... I might give them
brian damage and broken bones and crap... But if I had to say
Around 50 tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-04-10 at 18:43:20
Well since I have high endurance and dish out a lotta damage if I'm pissed....maybe about 47. And if i happened to have a shotgun that works on tranquilizers with me, probably 54....Maybe I could try this out on my blue belt cousin since I already took him down before.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BeeR_KeG on 2005-04-10 at 19:23:25
I'd highly doubt anyone can take more than 30 5 year olds in an enclosed area (Baskettball court).

You'd simply not be able to separate the pack and they'd swarm you if you try to hit one of them, if you keep running you'd just get exhausted and it's curtains for you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ultimo on 2005-04-10 at 20:25:11
I'm pretty sure you would have more endurance then them. If they were smart, 5 of them would chase you and 5 of them would circle around and try to trap you in a corner. You could try and throw a stiff arm, but they would probably hurt your arm. I think a sweet tornado kick would own 1/4 of them. tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2005-04-10 at 20:35:57
umm... have any of you ever seen the movie Children of the Corn? well its a good example and i just thought of this:

how many five year olds would listen to an instructor?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-04-10 at 20:37:35
FIVE years old?
Do you know the intelligence of a kid that's FIVE years old?

Not very high.

Everyone should be able to have their "Magic Number" be 50.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mini Moose 2707 on 2005-04-10 at 20:51:16
You guys are definitely overestimating yourselves. FIFTY as your magic number? That means they get to pick up to 100 kids. The area is the size of a basketball court, and you can't touch walls. You wouldn't even have space to run with 101 people on a basketball court. If they're trained, they'll all just pile up on you in about 4 seconds and you're done. I'm assuming "no protective padding" also means no weapons. The chances of any of you taking on a vicious pack of five year olds in a small enclosed space sucessfully is very slim.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2005-04-10 at 20:53:00
id actually just rip the cup out and wack the kids which isnt against the rules

wouldnt their mothers dissapprove? also maybe it would occur near nap time
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-04-10 at 20:59:55
If the little 5 year olds are vicious why can't we be?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2005-04-10 at 21:18:19
QUOTE(urmom @ Apr 10 2005, 06:35 PM)

how many five year olds would listen to an instructor?
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Yeah, I thought of that too.

I think my "magic number" is probally around 7 or 8.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mr.Camo on 2005-04-10 at 21:50:26
Give me a bolter or an Ak-47, about 100.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SpaceBoy2000 on 2005-04-10 at 22:58:27
Okay, okay, about about you can use weapons, if the kids can use the same weapons as well?

And maybe instead of a basketball court, have this take place in one of those children play areas where it's basically a cage filled with balls (forget what it's called)?

BTW, "dead/unconscious" bodies stay on the ground. You do run the risk of tripping over them.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2005-04-10 at 23:07:51
QUOTE(SpaceBoy2000 @ Apr 10 2005, 09:58 PM)
Okay, okay, about about you can use weapons, if the kids can use the same weapons as well?

And maybe instead of a basketball court, have this take place in one of those children play areas where it's basically a cage filled with balls (forget what it's called)?

BTW, "dead/unconscious" bodies stay on the ground. You do run the risk of tripping over them.
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It's called a ball pit lol. Hmmm a 5 year old with a tranquiling shotgun....hmmm..... HOLY censored.gif. Well at least it's better than Scooby Doo with a .45
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by SpaceBoy2000 on 2005-04-11 at 00:22:02
People reasonably strong could probably wield a 40-pound sword or sledgehammer with no problem at all, and it would be extremely unlikely that the 5 year old kids could eve pick up the weapon, much less use it. Only problem would be that YOU would get tired after a while.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-04-11 at 01:48:03
A rocket launcher that requires 30 pounds of force to fire.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by SpaceBoy2000 on 2005-04-11 at 02:46:10
That's not exactly a good idea. First of all, remember that you are in an enclosed area. The shockwave from the blast would probably knock you out as well. Hence, a tie.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2005-04-11 at 05:05:55
I dont really know to be sure, Since i have never hit or tried to hit/hurt a 5 year old. I can not say how many i could knock down... if 50 where comnig towards me...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheOddAngel on 2005-04-11 at 07:54:21
In a ball pit... Probably like 3... Im sorry but I have always sucked at moving in ball pits... I fall down by myself if if ever go in it... Then they will just pile up on top of me and im done...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by AcidYoshi on 2005-04-11 at 10:37:48
I would keep running around in circles kicking the guys in the nuts. And then when its just the girls I would turn around and pound 'em. It's flawless.... biggrin.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Staredit.Net Essence on 2005-04-11 at 10:40:55
Girls are also sensitive... There. Just a bit less than men.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-04-11 at 12:24:55
Well, it depends.
If you miss by even a half inch when kicking a guy in the balls, then the pain will only be that of if you kicked him anywhere else, like in the shins. Okay, more then that, but still, not crippling.
I've never had someone succesfully kick me in the balls, they're usualy about a half-inch off to the side.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by dust_core on 2005-04-11 at 18:31:59
Let's see, if they all know kung-fu, know techniques in karate, you've probably will be beaten up. So i say, 15-20 ermm.gif , i'm jez 14
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-04-11 at 19:29:45
And I'm 13.
If they all knew kung-fu and "techniques in karate", then they'd probably kick your ass all over the place.

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That's not exactly a good idea. First of all, remember that you are in an enclosed area. The shockwave from the blast would probably knock you out as well. Hence, a tie.

I'd still take out moer then any of you without my mega-rocket-launcher tongue.gif
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SpaceBoy2000 on 2005-04-11 at 19:59:19
Heh.

Actually, depending on your size, a ball court could be to your advantage. Remember, you might have trouble wading through it, but so will the kids.

Now, how about a compound bow with a 40 lb draw weight? Thoguh then again, the point edges on the bows would be dangerous of the kids got into range.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by EzDay281 on 2005-04-11 at 20:20:37
Arg, I've never in my life used a bow before.

I'd get owned so badly.

A powered combat armor that just requires you to pull a large lever with 100 pounds of force(a really stiff lever) to activate it. Otherwise it's just a big metal deadweight.
Ownage...
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