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The question: How many 5 year-olds could you take on at once?

The specifics:

- You are in an enclosed area, roughly the size of a basketball court. There are no foreign objects.
- You are not allowed to touch a wall.
- When you are knocked unconscious, you lose. When they are all knocked unconscious, they lose. Once a kid is knocked unconscious, that kid is "out."
- I (or someone else intent on seeing to it you fail) get to choose the kids from a pool that is twice the size of your magic number. The pool will be 50/50 in terms of gender and will have no discernable abnormalities in terms of demographics, other than they are all healthy Americans.
- The kids receive one day of training from hand-to-hand combat experts who will train them specifically to team up to take down one adult. You will receive one hour of "counter-tactics" training.
- There is no protective padding for any combatant other than the standard-issue cup.
* The kids are motivated enough to not get scared, regardless of the bloodshed. Even the very last one will give it his/her best to take you down.


Me? Being absolutely unfit, underweight, weak as a kitten, I'd say 15 for my magic number.

This is a stupid question. I am 5. (Jk) But still, this is a stupid question.

I'd say 50. I'm pretty strong and tall, and I think I can knock them down one by one hopefully.

Pfft, nah. Yoshi will just walk through the kids and they'll drop like flies. No need to take them one at a time, at least for you.

lol funny topic.

I'd have to say 20-30 for my magic number but since someones intent to see me lose it will probably be 30.

It says we get a cup. I'd say that I could beat 100 into submission. I am teh one!

The highest number anyone else posts including those that are based off of this number * 2.

I'd probably say 35, I can dish out heavy damage with my paintball enhanced legs!

I don't know. I'd never hurt a little kid! The kids I know are my buddies!

Uh, well, you don't have to hurt them, just...knock them out.

Realistically, I probably wouldn't be able to hit a kid.

My magic number is so long that it doesn't fit in this forum

"Uhh... hey look over there kid, its Pikachu"

"WHAT? WHERE?"

*Voyager7456. knocks out the kid

I'd do that 20 times.

If I was in a towering rage and wasn't afraid of hurting little kids, I'd say 20.

Believe me, a small group of kids can deal out a lot of damage very quickly. Have you heard of the South African gangs (or is it Nigerian?)? They are gangs of young kids aged from 4-10 that pounce on lone adults, overpower them and take their money. If they try to resist, they get murdered.

I think you'd get surrounded and knocked unconscious/have your neck snapped pretty quickly with more than 15 kids, unless you were fighting for your life.

Hmmm, what if they were really evil kids that were cloned and not on this earth?

I've seen this topic on Battleforums.

I don't know.
I could probably run a lot faster then any of them, and besides the fact that my legs are longer then any of theirs, a 5-year-old's head is perfect kicking height for someone like me. Kick a 5-year old in the head and I doubt he'll be back up in a long time.

run, kick, run, kick, run, kick...

Well... I could always do the classic "Put your hand on top of their head and hold them back", but, uh... eh, probably about five, but if I'm furious, ten.

Ya, I'm sure that would work really well...

Adrenaline can do some great things, my friends.

Only takes 1 hit you in the nuts and the kick you in face while your down. so who knows.

3! I'm 15, 5+5+5=15, therefor 3 *Logic*

And anyways, is it really so hard to avoid getting hit in the balls? They'd have to actualy get in front of you, unless they reach around, and an average five year old, or even a group of them, shouldn't weigh enough that you couldn't get them all away, and if you hurt the ones closest enough to you enough that they jump backwards, fall down, or whatever their reaction would be, it would also help slow down the ones behind them, allowing you to attack again.

im not exactly sure but after i got tired i would just pick the kid back up that i knocked out and use him as a weapon(like his head)

hmmm maybe 35? maybe 60 if i was pist

lol urmom, that's what I was gonna suggest. I'd just use their bodys as weapons against them.

Seriously though, I actually did a tug of war vs. like 6 other 5 year olds, and they won. Them lil ers can sure gang up on you.

Your arms and legs are probably twice the length as yours. So if you're quick, a good puncher and kicker, you could probably knock them down before they could touch you, though, you'd get tired. Picking up bodies and throwing them would be a good weapon too

I'd say...hmm...10? lol.

Hey, ill just use my TimeSplitters Challenge Mode skills to kill them. (Fire, run around, fire, run around, fire, run around.) But i still couldnt calculate a number... one of em could take u out if they get a clear shot in teh nuts....