Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-11 at 19:15:42
Yo mama so fat, she got stuck between the Rocky Mountains and the Apalachain mountains!
(hope spelled correctly, I I'm on da West side
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(hope spelled correctly, I I'm on da West side
)Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-05-11 at 19:16:28
achain...lol, good enuf
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT, ...SHE'S FAT!!!
YO MOMMA IS SO FAT, ...SHE'S FAT!!!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-05-11 at 19:17:02
Your mom's so fat that when people try to cross her they sink and suffocate.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-11 at 19:20:11
QUOTE(warhammer40000 @ May 11 2005, 04:16 PM)
achain...lol, good enuf
Do you mean that is how its spelled? because thats how I spelled it.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2005-05-11 at 19:24:36
Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks "burning CDs" means "setting CDs on fire."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-11 at 19:26:15
Yo mama so fat, that when ever she steps it reaches 13.7 on the Richter scale.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-05-11 at 19:30:03
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O)FaRTy1billion Posted Today, 05:26 PM
Yo mama so fat, that when ever she steps it reaches 13.7 on the Richter scale.
Yo mama so fat, that when ever she steps it reaches 13.7 on the Richter scale.
Wasn't that said already? but 10.5?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-11 at 19:32:09
I forgot.
Owell.
Yo mama so ugly, that when she joined an ugly contest, they said "No professionals!"
Yo mama so fat, that when she joined an obese contest, they said "No professionals!"
Yo mama so stupid, that when she joined a stupid peoples contest, they said "No professionals!"
Yo mama so hairy, that when she joined a hairy woman contest, they said "No professionals!"
Haha, I'm good.
Owell.
Yo mama so ugly, that when she joined an ugly contest, they said "No professionals!"
Yo mama so fat, that when she joined an obese contest, they said "No professionals!"
Yo mama so stupid, that when she joined a stupid peoples contest, they said "No professionals!"
Yo mama so hairy, that when she joined a hairy woman contest, they said "No professionals!"
Haha, I'm good.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Snipe)r( on 2005-05-11 at 21:58:18
Yo Momma's butt is so big when she sits down she's three feet taller
Report, edit, etc...Posted by TheDaddy0420 on 2005-05-12 at 01:25:54
Your momma's blood type is Ragoo...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2005-05-12 at 16:36:26
Yo momma is like a brick... always getting laid
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-12 at 19:03:49
Your biological mother so obese that this female specimen has been officially immobilized.
lol.
lol.Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mp)RuFF on 2005-05-12 at 19:22:20
Yo mama's so stupid when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-12 at 19:25:15
"Sugar Bowl" or whatever its called would be better.
(I think that exists, or some other that is some kinda food)
Owell. Lolz0rs!
(I think that exists, or some other that is some kinda food)
Owell. Lolz0rs!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by .matrix//Merovingian on 2005-05-12 at 19:40:38
Yo momma's so stupid, she thinks Linkin Park is an actual park.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-12 at 19:46:06
Yo mama so stupid that she thinks "Linkin Park" is an actual park named after President Lincoln.
(Taken from the previous "Yo Mama" joke.)
(Taken from the previous "Yo Mama" joke.
)Report, edit, etc...Posted by n2o-SiMpSoNs on 2005-05-12 at 22:30:40
QUOTE(MillenniumArmy @ May 9 2005, 10:49 PM)
Yo mama so dumb she tried to drown a fish.
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i heard another one on that note Yo moma so stupid that she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-05-19 at 18:42:52
Yo momma is so fat, she wasn't accepted into Fat Camp because she was over the weight limit!
O YEA!!! ©WARHAMMA40000!!! ALL ME!
Yo momma is so stupid, she made an onion cry!
O YEA!!! ©WARHAMMA40000!!! ALL ME!
Yo momma is so stupid, she made an onion cry!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-19 at 18:44:21
Yo mama so fat that she engulfed the world.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Snipe)r( on 2005-05-19 at 19:20:10
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
(i hope no one said that already)
(i hope no one said that already)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by O)FaRTy1billion on 2005-05-19 at 19:23:32
Ya, they did.
Yo mama so stupid and fat that she is classified as a tub of lard.
Yo mama so stupid and fat that she is classified as a tub of lard.