feels an irresistable craving to eat a Dave-on-Dave-Dave-Slice-Sandwich with a Fred-the-Spork. And so he feels that irresistable feeling seeral times over, causing an infinite will to and thus causing him to eat himself on himself+himself with Fred... but Fred poisoned him so when he ate himself he'd poison himself... using his infinite+1(= negative infinite because you went through the whole non-existant number ring of negative infinite-0-infinite) grade logic, he builds an anti-time machine, which generates anti-time, which destroys all time it touches, meaning that there is no such thing as time, and so everything that ever did/will/is/might/could/should have/probably would have/might have/will have/has might happened happens all at one and for eternity and for every amount of time inbetween!!!!...
(this is going to allow some wierd-azz things to happen)
With this luck, because there is no everything that ever did/ will/ is/ might/ could/ should have/ probably would have/ might have/ will have/ has might happened sucks everything into a black whole of doom in which every thing that would be anything becomes nothing! With nothing left to be seen, dave uses his first grade thinking level to take a zipper and shut the black hole as Fred the evil spork flies in! A sad but tragic ending for the spork has finnally come! Bu wait, there are 11 MORE!! Dave then reaches into his pocket and pulls out his very own Miricle Cream which creates a magical world that scares all evil away and saves the Earth forever! The End
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These stories have points, and they are making a discusion, so I think they belong in here... And now you know, because it's flaming_X's super short long story~!
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Last, I would like to thank everyone who helped in this story, because I plan to copy it to a book I'm making (For Yoshi, who has no idea yet, but he will be opening the staredit.net store) called "The Untold Lore of staredit.net-Volume 1" You can buy it when it comes out! Also, it will have more stories/topics, but only popular ones! Everyone who helps post also gets there name in it!
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