...took Yoshi hostage and demanded...
... scrambled. Yoshi said to the SEN members: ...
..."Ha ha! Check out Warlord! That A-hole hit me with a side of beef! He be dead!" afterwhich he....
pulled out 2 automatic sniper rifles (!?!) and...
EDIT:
i made it shorter!
BeeR took a Automatic Sniper Machine Shotgun and killed Yoshi's target before him...
... so Yoshi decided to ...
congratulate beer for his accomplishments but then...
BeeR radomly exploded and...
his soul possessed the body of Mini Moose.
so yoshi ran into a bunker to avoid radius of the scattering chunks of metal... And BeeR, but he then realized...
long...
Realized that RexyRex has no clue what is going on...So there were random, flying, pigs.
...who made them into bacon with his...
Long range flamethrower sniper rifle which he bought from...
a shady character in a flashy rainbow robe and...
yoshi obviously knew the dude was queer so he...
(dude, a shady chraracter in a rainbow robe!?! ROFL!)
... mugged him and stole his rifle. When the guy woke up...
he was on a cross being crucified!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
THE END... or was it?
Are crosses really that related to crucifixion? Studies of Roman cruxifixion techniques show that Jesus Christ, the most famous person to be crucified, may not have been killed on a gigantic cross as most peopl have come to think of.
A National Geographic channel broadcast showed what likely happened instead. Christ was fixed upon a wooden T by nails, which the Romans used to torture people for the most pain but also without killing those unfortunately individuals too quickly. A sign was then affixed above Jesus' head, showing that his fate was due to his calling himself the King of the Jews. This sign, when later drawn by artists, was elevated gradually, until the T became the +, or the cross as we come to think of today.
So what really did happen to the hapless person that Yoshi beat up?
He was found in a restaurant eating buffalo testicles when...
wow, nice way to go serious and ruin it all PCFred...
lol
Some men in black suits took him away and crucified him!
(and ate the testicles)
...and as the juice was dripping down their chins...
which fell into a fire and the fire...