Ok, this is pretty self-explanatory. If you don't understand... don't post.
First Sentence:
The chicken ran across the road because...
He wanted to eat the dandelion on the other side that had a big sun flower by it.
But it tripped in the middle of the road.
A cartoonized ambulance showed up immediately and drunken wrestlers strapped him to the roof, then...
He fell off and landed in a pasture with...
Roaming Yoshi's with rifles and dead Minimoose's who...
was mutilated by a band of Chuiu's because they were payed by Firekame to take revgenge because Moose had...
sexually harassed a RexyRex then...
... took over the world and brain washed us all with...
His band of rebel Moose's equipped with...
... rocket propelled grapefruit launchers and...
amazingly stunning Pamela Anderson masks with blue colored hair and...
...Baby Diapers (the dirty ones)...
After that, the army of Moose's and outnumbered band of Yoshi's began a battle that is referred to as "The Death of SEN's Most Animal-Like..." Immediately following the battle...
... Moose took over SEN! OH NOES! The SEN members then said...
"Oh God, our leader is a Moose." In reply the new found dictator, Minimoose replied...
..."All your site are belong to me." Then suddenly, DT_Battlekruser said...
"The bank is open," when suddenly...
the bank closed, and everyone started running around in circles.
When Moose finally stomped his foot at said: "This is the end Yoshi" *breaks his new headphone* "Mwuahauauahuaha".
... and then suddenly, Yoshi got enraged and became SUPER-MEGA-PISSED-HEADPHONE-AVENGING-YOSHI!...
Yoshi caught Moose and stuck him in a box. Then yoshi...
...grabbed a BeeR_KeG, dropped it from outer space onto the box with Moose in it, and utterly destroyed the box (along with Moose, of course).
While destroying the box, Beer_Keg and Moose merged to become an Archon!!!
(come on... you really wanna kill them?)
The BeeR_Keg/Moose Archon then fused with Yoshi and the other members of SEN to become...TEH STAREDIT NETWORK JUGGERNAUT!!!