Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-17 at 00:00:05
QUOTE(Kame da Sniper @ Aug 16 2005, 10:05 PM)
other girls dig insecurity
[right][snapback]290324[/snapback][/right]
[right][snapback]290324[/snapback][/right]
Yes, they enjoy feeling superior.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-08-17 at 00:17:23
Sometimes it's the other way around. Possibilities are endless. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Merrell on 2005-08-17 at 00:19:32
Rexy, are you a parking ticket?
Because you got "FINE" written all over you.
Because you got "FINE" written all over you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-08-17 at 01:09:18
QUOTE(warhammer40000 @ Aug 16 2005, 09:00 PM)
Yes, they enjoy feeling superior.
[right][snapback]290436[/snapback][/right]
[right][snapback]290436[/snapback][/right]
Which sickens me. Who the hell would want a guy who acts like your
?Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-08-17 at 03:25:32
Some lines that won't work (or will they?!):
Don't say "I want to have sex with you" and never disagree ever with this statement if you want to have sex with me!
Are you a beach.. because... um... seagulls live on your hair.
(with a "mentally retarded voice")My mama said I was a simple boy. I have a dog named Rupert... Want kiss kiss me, please?
Rocks are awesome. Let's have sex.
One time a man came up to our neighbor dressed in the skin of a horse and lit our house on fire.
I wish I was an ice cube because people would put me down your shirt at parties.
Don't say "I want to have sex with you" and never disagree ever with this statement if you want to have sex with me!
Are you a beach.. because... um... seagulls live on your hair.
(with a "mentally retarded voice")My mama said I was a simple boy. I have a dog named Rupert... Want kiss kiss me, please?
Rocks are awesome. Let's have sex.
One time a man came up to our neighbor dressed in the skin of a horse and lit our house on fire.
I wish I was an ice cube because people would put me down your shirt at parties.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-08-17 at 03:42:40
Well lets see...
First, find the female in question. Raise her up with one arm by the neck and in a loud booming voice declare: "Breeding shall commence in 5 minutes! Prepare yourself!"
Works EVERY time!
First, find the female in question. Raise her up with one arm by the neck and in a loud booming voice declare: "Breeding shall commence in 5 minutes! Prepare yourself!"
Works EVERY time!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MindArchon on 2005-08-17 at 04:29:06
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
So, you're a girl huh?
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I can make my software turn to hardware
Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement...
Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.
So, you're a girl huh?
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
I can make my software turn to hardware
Are you menstruating? If so, I know how to insert tampons.
Hi, I have my own place... well, my own room... in my parents basement...
Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by RexyRex on 2005-08-17 at 04:44:30
Tommy:
"You like coca puffs...? Wanna?"
It's not funny without his facial expressions, etc..
"You like coca puffs...? Wanna
?"It's not funny without his facial expressions, etc..
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Tazzy on 2005-08-17 at 05:45:48
(Did not read other pages)
Here is the best pick up line: DRUM ROLL PLEASE
"Hi"
There you have it, The best pick up line
or if you feeling luckly:
"Show me your boobs, Need to see if they real"
Here is the best pick up line: DRUM ROLL PLEASE
"Hi"
There you have it, The best pick up line
or if you feeling luckly:
"Show me your boobs, Need to see if they real"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by noisuk on 2005-08-17 at 05:56:01
Mmmm... Boobies...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by BSTRhino on 2005-08-17 at 07:07:01
According to Japanese researchers, the most successful pick-up line of all time is "This time next year, let's be laughing together."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by noisuk on 2005-08-17 at 07:32:46
What about "use the bannana when the time is right"? 
(Just kidding).
"Lets play doctor!"
(Just kidding).
"Lets play doctor!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kame on 2005-08-17 at 12:49:48
QUOTE(BSTRhino @ Aug 17 2005, 04:07 AM)
"This time next year, let's be laughing together."
[right][snapback]290634[/snapback][/right]
[right][snapback]290634[/snapback][/right]
See, that's sweet. I like that one.
QUOTE
Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival Doom 3.
If you get a date with that I'll pay you.
Oh, here's a good one: "My friends and I are doing a photo scavenger hunt. Can I seranade you?" My friend used that one. It worked.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by MapUnprotector on 2005-08-17 at 13:53:35
Kame I don't get it, what does that mean?
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-08-17 at 14:08:16
Tazzy's lines are great, but mine is soo much more effective at obtaining restraining orders. Therefore, mine wins
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2005-08-17 at 16:56:02
From futurama
QUOTE
I find that the most erotic part of the woman are the boobies
Report, edit, etc...Posted by (U)Bolt_Head on 2005-08-17 at 19:06:56
QUOTE(MrrLL @ Aug 16 2005, 11:18 AM)
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
[right][snapback]289556[/snapback][/right]
[right][snapback]289556[/snapback][/right]
That gives me an idea.
Were both astronauts, your ass is out of this world and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2005-08-17 at 20:19:33
I said this to a girl in a science class once:
"You excite my molecules!"
"You excite my molecules!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2005-08-17 at 20:46:33
This would get any chick....
"Im a boob man... I mean, i have major man-boobs!"
"Im a boob man... I mean, i have major man-boobs!"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Nozomu on 2005-08-18 at 01:08:13
Got a minute? 'Cause that's all it takes!
Har har.
Har har.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-08-19 at 03:05:28
this is the best one ever
Im not spiderman but u make my spidey sence tingle
or possibly ur so full of shi t ur eyes are brown
Im not spiderman but u make my spidey sence tingle
or possibly ur so full of shi t ur eyes are brown
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-08-19 at 03:09:40
Nobody makes me bleed my own blood
We should mate.... I said we should date
good old dodgeball
We should mate.... I said we should date
good old dodgeball
Report, edit, etc...Posted by noisuk on 2005-08-19 at 03:50:21
"Hey sexy moma, wanna head home with me... Yeah know, do a little something, something 
"
"Report, edit, etc...Posted by l)ark_13 on 2005-08-19 at 04:14:18
You have to rub one of your fingers in your hand through a hole that you've made with some fingers while saying this:
Friction is heat, baby.
Wanna get warm?
Or :
I was wondering if you could help me with a little problem.
See, I have this problem...
Ya know... Down there...
...
...
IT'LL FALL OFF IF I DONT USE IT! PLEASE, I NEED YOUR SEX!!!
HAHAHAHA! roffle... i love that one. one of my buddies actually did that.
funniest thing i've ever seen...
Friction is heat, baby.
Wanna get warm?
Or
:I was wondering if you could help me with a little problem.
See, I have this problem...
Ya know... Down there...
...
...
IT'LL FALL OFF IF I DONT USE IT! PLEASE, I NEED YOUR SEX!!!
HAHAHAHA! roffle... i love that one. one of my buddies actually did that.
funniest thing i've ever seen...
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2005-08-19 at 14:16:10
Gigitty gigitty gigitty! All right!