Report, edit, etc...Posted by m2nello on 2005-08-29 at 17:25:23
I'm sorry i have been neglecting my blow up doll
Report, edit, etc...Posted by i-beat-u on 2005-09-03 at 16:13:08
QUOTE(the_man103 @ Aug 29 2005, 03:25 PM)
I'm sorry i have been neglecting my blow up doll
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LOLOLOMGLOGMOGSA,LDMOGMLGOGMGOMGLGGMOMGLGOLOLOLGMOGLGOGMLMLGOLMOLOOLMOLMOMLMGOO!!!!!1oneon1!!11111!!1!!!!!!11!11oneonetwo!!!1HA thats great
Report, edit, etc...Posted by yeow on 2005-09-03 at 19:08:04
Be blunt and throw in a "But I do have good news, I just just saved a bunch of money on gas by getting a closer girlfriend."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by LegacyWeapon on 2005-09-03 at 20:31:15
"Our compatibility is like Visual Basic for a Macintosh."
"I no longer think we are right for each other."
"Perhaps it was not love that brought us together, but lust."
"I never loved you."
"I no longer think we are right for each other."
"Perhaps it was not love that brought us together, but lust."
"I never loved you."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-03 at 23:05:37
Um, honey? you know your sisters new baby...
(wait for response)
There's something we ned to talk about
(wait for response)
There's something we ned to talk about
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Toothfariy on 2005-09-03 at 23:14:29
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(syphon8 Posted Aug 28 2005, 09:00 PM)
Look at a man and say "do you think hes avalible"
or "i'd like to sink my hands into that piece of man meat"
something along those lines
Look at a man and say "do you think hes avalible"
or "i'd like to sink my hands into that piece of man meat"
something along those lines
rofl nice one i'd use that sometime.
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LegacyWeapon Posted Today, 06:31 PM
"Our compatibility is like Visual Basic for a Macintosh."
"I no longer think we are right for each other."
"Perhaps it was not love that brought us together, but lust."
"I never loved you."
"Our compatibility is like Visual Basic for a Macintosh."
"I no longer think we are right for each other."
"Perhaps it was not love that brought us together, but lust."
"I never loved you."
nice one about the macintosh
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Hitl1r1 on 2005-09-03 at 23:43:29
"Sorry but im gay now 
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"Report, edit, etc...Posted by pimpinelephant on 2005-09-04 at 03:38:39
"You are the weakest link. Goodbye."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-04 at 14:47:13
I'm going to get tested for HIV, be right back.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by ShadowBrood on 2005-09-05 at 02:52:26
Say, yesterday I found out I had tapeworms!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by pimpinelephant on 2005-09-05 at 03:01:08
"I know the theme song for Pokemon by heart..."
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2005-09-05 at 03:58:48
"I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullsh-t. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule." To quote Maddox.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2005-09-05 at 13:19:13
QUOTE(Wilhelm @ Sep 5 2005, 01:58 AM)
"I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullsh-t. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule." To quote Maddox.
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Another awsome score courtesy of maddox.
Same with ben stiller , he rocks.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-05 at 13:51:14
QUOTE(Wilhelm @ Sep 5 2005, 12:58 AM)
"I couldn't find the words to tell my ex that our relationship was over, so one day while we were watching TV I headbutt her in the tits. Then I picked up my jacket and left. No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullsh-t. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule." To quote Maddox.
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LOL i thought the my ex said mr ex lol
but um i got one...
hey um...i think its good just to be friends...ok bye
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2005-09-05 at 19:05:46
"I see that you are fat. And you're not happy about being fat? Well happiness is doing what you love frequently. You're fat."
"I don't know how i became fat!"
"Well you were there when you got fat!"
"You love my skinny cousin right?!"
"Um, how did you know?"
"I don't know how i became fat!"
"Well you were there when you got fat!"
"You love my skinny cousin right?!"
"Um, how did you know?"
Report, edit, etc...Posted by mr.ex on 2005-09-05 at 22:35:39
"hey im alergic to you..."