colorful headphones which smelled like
an anchovie's (--word for female private--). He looked...
like he was completely confused
Jack, the obese nerd, decided to watch some hardcore porno that his grandmother starred in... He left for granny's house but suddenly stopped because he saw a banana laying on a decomposed dead porn star and he ate the banana because it looked like a poodle. Unfortunately, Jack didn't realize he didn't have a leash, so he took his finger and picked his bum...so he could remove the gerbils that he wanted to eat.
When the gerbils got away... nuclearrabbit escaped from his cage. Nuclearrabbit decided he would become a terrorist...
His first plan was to smell every little dead person, so he could
roffle the president's eggo waffles. when he did that he jumped out of a random toilet in the gobi desert which was filled with tasty lemon marang pie. then he blammed over his blaming blam that was all blamed up from the cream cheese in his big, hairy, throbbing, stiff... lemon souffle from which he ate and made sweet delicous....broccolli flavored pie. The End was in sight, jack thought-- maybe I should invent broccoli and eat some peanuts as.. i watch some hardcore porno...
of donkeys and giraffes with peanuts and food and hotdogs that they got from the magical bullfrog on drugs that blew up their very large colorful headphones which smelled like an anchovie's (--word for female private--). He looked...like he was completely confused
and ready to kill someone
fat, lard covered walrus with
deep-seated emotional problems said
Jack spontaneously exploded in a
giant buckett filled with cheese
. Jack was then reincarnated as
a giant, purple, flying, edible
banana with a detachable penguin
flippers. Jack could suddenly smell...
meat factory near the odd
Sesame street show, said by
special guest Tony Soprano, who
. Jack began to understand that...
[center]nuclearrabbit's the undisputed master of...[/center]
gay porn everywhere. But when...
Jack tried to contact the...