"I think u meant Voyager7456[MM]..."
*pushes voyager to mrrll
"Oh no, don't blame your problems on me..."
*looks up*
"Wait!... You beat ME at Mario Kart? Ha!"
*Walks in bar*
"Hey guys, gimme a glass of Orange soda! And..Some fries..And some gummi worms!"
*Takes iPod and starts listening to music*
*kicks voyager*
"The second game i did
"
"Where is my drink!"
*Bangs the table*
*walks into bar
*pulls out radio beacon and laser rifle
"WHERE IS YOUR OPERATING LICENSE BARTENDER?!?"
*shoots DT in the butt with the dillinger gun*
"LICENSES ARE FOR THE WEAK MINDED!!!"
*Walks out*
"Wait, how can I do that, I never walked it"
*walks in and places a time bomb which will BE SET TO EXPLODE IN 30 POSTS.*
*grabs a cup of coffee and sips*
"Now we wait..."
*deletes the bomb*
"Beat that!"
...*leaves*
"I'll be back!"
QUOTE(lonely_duck @ Oct 15 2005, 10:34 PM)
*shoots DT in the butt with the dillinger gun*
"LICENSES ARE FOR THE WEAK MINDED!!!"
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*presses radio beacon activation button
*numbers begin to flash on display*Jam's DTBK's signal with an EMP bomb*
"Now now now... we wouldn't want you contacting... 'the authorities' ... just yet..."
SEN BAR WOOT!
*Zombie-Da-Sniper walks in *Zombie-Da-Sniper shows up to everything up *Zombie-Da-Sniper grabs a beer and throws it at the lonely_duck *Zombie-Da-Sniper laughs *Finishes 50th orange soda*
*Runs to bathroom*
*5 Minutes later*"Wheeewwwww..."*Drinks more orange soda and keeps listening to iPod*
*Yells out*"YAAAAAAH!!?!?!!?"
*walks in naked*
"The last bar didn't notice either."
"Hey nukee, give me a hand grenade, you know that, drink..?"
"AH!! You
what was that for!?!"
*grabs a bottle of alcohol (medicine) dips his dillinger gun in it, then throws it at zombies eye*
"You also wasted good beer you dumb
"
*Starts sucking floor to try and get free beer*
*Takes clothes off*
"I just wanted to be popular all the cool kids were doing it"
*Looks at DTBK*
"Hey baby, you lookin' for a good time tonight?"
*Gets punched in the face*
[center]*Points to '0pü12â†îñg |i§éns'*
"That's a totally legit operating lisence... even though it's written in crayon on a place-mat."
*...*
"HAPPY HOUR!"[/center]
*wakes up in bar*
"Whoa, that one heck of a night"
QUOTE(Voyager7456(MM) @ Oct 16 2005, 05:31 AM)
*Jam's DTBK's signal with an EMP bomb*
"Now now now... we wouldn't want you contacting... 'the authorities' ... just yet..."
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*After transmitting for five hours, the beacon is silent. This is the signal they've been waiting for, so a fleet embarks
QUOTE(Merrell @ Oct 16 2005, 09:08 AM)
*Takes clothes off*
"I just wanted to be popular all the cool kids were doing it"
*Looks at DTBK*
"Hey baby, you lookin' for a good time tonight?"
*Gets punched in the face*
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I'm dead.*resurrects WarHammer
"Not this time!"
"Sorry"
*orders a beer
*explodes