You asked for this! Here we go, the short
ened tale of the Wheel of Time.
*Warning, this is only Book One of Many!*
Rand al'Thor, and his friends Perrin Aybara and Matrim Cauthon, along with his gf Egwene al'Vere, the "leader of the group" Aes Sedai (witchy type character) Moraine Demandred, her Warder (bodyguard) al'Lan Mandragoran, and a gleeman (bardish fellow) Thom Merrilin set out from the Two Rivers (Rand's home) after it is attacked by Trollocs (big orcish things)
They travel North to Baerlon, meet up with Nynaeve (Two Rivers wisdom, or rather, wise woman), and then set out to Tar-Valon. Unfortunately they have stop at Shadar Logoth, a nasty little place. Mat picks up this cursed dagger, and they get split up in the evil city. They all travel in the general direction of Caemlyn, capital of the nation of Andor. Perrin/Egwene set out over plains and talk to this guy that can, well, talk to wolves. They are waylaid by Whitecloaks (zealous ba$tards) and escape by killing some people as the wolves attack in the night. Rand/Mat/Thom go to Caemlyn via boat, and stop at the Whitebridge (magnificient glass bridge). Myrdraal attack (like uber-orcs 'cept they look like humans without faces) and Thom is "killed" (just wounded!) so Rand/Mat escape and the dagger starts to corrupt Mat as they struggle with little rest or food to Caemlyn. Once there Rand and Mat stay at an inn, and Mat doesn't leave the inn because he is sick with the dagger. Rand explores the city, and decides to have a look-see at the palace. He climbs up on a wall, falls in, and meets the hot chick / princess Elayne Trakand which I would not have any problem
working out with her :punk: j/k!
Lastly, to escape a long boring explanation of the events, they all meet up in Caemlyn, Moiraine semi-heals Mat and they decide to travel straight to Shienar to not waste time in Tar Valon. They travel via-waygate, which is an uber fast pathway not really in "our" world. Thus they get to Shienar, set out to find the eye of the world, and barely get there escaping death. There they find the Horn of Valere, which when blown will bring back the dead heroes of old to fight in Tarmon Gaidin, the last battle. Two of the Forsaken, uber-badasses!, attack 'em, and they barely kill 'em. Rand goes kind of crazy and goes to this pass where Shienar is barely holding back 10x their number in Trollocs. Rand suddenly becomes God and kills every last Trolloc there with some spell (called a weaving). He then goes to the "Dark One's" chamber and tries to kill 'im. He thinks he does, but he doesn't. They return to Shienar heroes! W00t w00t!
