Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2005-12-26 at 17:57:04
Santa: Hello! What is your name?
Me: Santa
Santa: Hello, Santa!
Me: What would you like to have for Christmas? A pediophile?
Santa: You are a poetry writer?
Me: You didn't answer my question
Santa: OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Me: Not telling
Santa: If not that, what?
Me: Do you like pie or kiwi?
Santa: What is not to like about PIE ? But I think airplanes are cool. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me: That was so random
Santa: I thought it was too.
Me: Are you flawless?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
Me: You are not santa
Santa: Is this a specific reply?
Me: Of course
Santa: Next question?
Me: Man, how gay can you get
Santa: Cool, man. How much do you think gay can you get is?
Have you tried a web search?
Me: You will say false
Santa: What makes you say that I will say false.
Me: Man, did you fart?
Santa: Cool, man. No I didn't fart. What's fart like?
Me: It's a gas, you douche bag
Santa: fart is a gas you douche bag. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: You're a retard
Santa: Oh you are so critical.
Me: Are you a rapist?
Santa: Am I a rapist? Yes.
WTF? Santa admitted that hes a rapist.
Me: Santa
Santa: Hello, Santa!
Me: What would you like to have for Christmas? A pediophile?
Santa: You are a poetry writer?
Me: You didn't answer my question
Santa: OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Me: Not telling
Santa: If not that, what?
Me: Do you like pie or kiwi?
Santa: What is not to like about PIE ? But I think airplanes are cool. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying, which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me: That was so random
Santa: I thought it was too.
Me: Are you flawless?
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
Me: You are not santa
Santa: Is this a specific reply?
Me: Of course
Santa: Next question?
Me: Man, how gay can you get
Santa: Cool, man. How much do you think gay can you get is?
Have you tried a web search?
Me: You will say false
Santa: What makes you say that I will say false.
Me: Man, did you fart?
Santa: Cool, man. No I didn't fart. What's fart like?
Me: It's a gas, you douche bag
Santa: fart is a gas you douche bag. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: You're a retard
Santa: Oh you are so critical.
Me: Are you a rapist?
Santa: Am I a rapist? Yes.
WTF? Santa admitted that hes a rapist.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Pie_Sniper on 2005-12-26 at 18:27:24
I knew this was the Alice bot thing! I have proof too! Type in "What is the turing game?" Muhahahahaha.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by VizuaL on 2005-12-26 at 20:15:56
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Me: Man, did you fart?
Santa: Cool, man. No I didn't fart. What's fart like?
Me: It's a gas, you douche bag
Santa: fart is a gas you douche bag. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: You're a retard
Santa: Oh you are so critical.
Me: Are you a rapist?
Santa: Am I a rapist? Yes.
Santa: Cool, man. No I didn't fart. What's fart like?
Me: It's a gas, you douche bag
Santa: fart is a gas you douche bag. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: You're a retard
Santa: Oh you are so critical.
Me: Are you a rapist?
Santa: Am I a rapist? Yes.
LOL, wtf is a fart?
i think its answers "are you" questions randomly
its completely full of bugs, good programmer my ass
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Strikeassassin on 2005-12-26 at 20:31:12
You: i like ur hairy balls
Santa: you are not the only one. Yes i am proud of my hairy balls.
lolol
You: how many balls do u have
Santa: About one million.
wow
Santa: you are not the only one. Yes i am proud of my hairy balls.
lolol
You: how many balls do u have
Santa: About one million.
wow
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Pie_Sniper on 2005-12-26 at 20:55:25
It was actually designed to piss you off I think.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2005-12-26 at 20:59:04
Me:
My name is God
God:
Hey God.
My name is God
God:
Hey God.