QUOTE(Teh_Bun-Bun @ Mar 15 2006, 07:11 PM)
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Today as I was coming home from work, I ended up behind some farking yahoo drifting all over the road. My first thought was, “Is this meanie drunk?” Then I got next to him. The first thing I heard when I got right was some farking rap “song”, and when I looked over, this farking douche bag was sitting there (I don’t know if you could call it sitting, his seat was half way the fark back) fiddle farking around with his CD book, undoubtedly looking for some more farking rap music to play. This clown was swerving down the highway, damn near causing an accident, because he was too farking stupid to think that maybe, just maybe, it’s a good farking idea to keep your eyes on the farking road.
This is when I came to an important decision, I’m disowning my generation. That’s right; I’m farking done with everyone between the ages of fifteen and twenty-seven. I’m sick of being part of a generation that phrases ignorance and stupidity, where drugs and alcohol take president over literacy. An entire generation where being sexually active is exponentially more important than a meaningful relationship, personal expression, or even logical thought, that’s the generation I’m lumped into. I can’t even tell you how many girls in my high school got knocked up because they were too stupid to use protection, and I don’t even want to think about STD rates among guys, because all their friends are boning, so that means they have to be, damn the consequences. Suddenly, it’s cool to be a farking moron, as long as you get drunk on the weekends. I’m gonna be straight here, I do drink, but the two main things that set me apart from the rest of the idiots in my age group are:
I keep that shiz in check; no form of booze will pass my lips until 8:00 Pm on Friday night, and I don’t pass up other things that might be more important to me in order to drink.
My drinking is a personal choice, I don’t do it because all my friends do, and I don’t do it to, “fit in.” I could have still hung out with my friends if I didn’t drink, and they wouldn’t have genuinely pressured me to do so. I do it because I like to, not because MTV tells me it’s cool.
And I’m not sexually active. Again, I’ll be honest, it’s not a moral choice, it’s that I haven’t found a woman that I want to have sex with. I’m not going to wear clothes I don’t like and get some kind of faggy hair cut just because, “Girls like it.” Good, you can have those vapid twats; I don’t want ‘em. I’m not going to make so many sacrifices to get laid, I’m sorry, it’s not that important to me.
People in my classes were actually of the opinion that reading, in any form (aside of course for text messages) was “dumb” and had “No point.” People of my generation WANT to be uninformed, it’s like they pine for ignorance. The only students in my school that saw ANYTHING wrong with the patriot act were either friends of mine, or honor students.
“Well, if the president thinks it’s a good idea, it must be, he’s the leader for a reason.” Yeah, ok. In order to qualify for my American History final, you had to get 100% of the questions on a pre-test correct. These were not hard question. In fact, any legal immigrant knows these. One of the questions was, and I’m not making this up, “What country did we win independence from?” People got this wrong. Oh wait, it gets worse, the very next question, “What document declared that independence?” People actually left this blank, because they didn’t know. But that’s alright, because they could all kill a sixer and not be completely sloshed.
I’m sick of being grouped in with people who think Paris Hilton and Jay-Z are role models, and people to emulate.
“Paris Hilton acts like an idiot, then that must be the thing to do!”
“50 Cent thinks doing drugs and treating women like shiz is cool? Well then, so do I!”
That seems to be the mantra of farking teenagers today, if you see it on popular media, than it must be cool. I don’t know if I was just surrounded by morons, or it really is the generation as a whole, but I’ve known so many people who will say the dumbest damn thing, just to attract attention to themselves. It’s not like these people are really that stupid, it’s that they think that’s the way to be, an air headed nit-wit. People are actually using the amount of shiz they have as a barometer of how good they are as a human being. “I don’t need to know the capital of my state, I have a Lexus.”
“I’m might be borderline illiterate, but it’s okay, because I have the same cell phone as Paris Hilton.”
I’m surrounded by people whose idea of humor dead ends at wang and fart jokes. 90% of people I spoke to about the movie Clerks had either never seen it, or thought the only funny part was when Caitlin farked the dead guy. God for-farking-bid you have to think about humor, because then it’s just not funny. Call me a farking nut, but I’ll take subtle satire and sarcasm over some jock meanie eating a piece of dog shiz anytime. It still amazes me how many people get molested/raped/murdered via MySpace.com. I’m not wishing these fates on anyone, but come the fark on, how farking dumb do you have to be? Are you so farking brain dead and naïve that you think everyone on the internet is telling the truth?
“Well, he showed me a picture…”
Again, nobody lies over the internet, so if somebody shows you a picture, that’s who you automatically assume it is? If I changed the profile pics. here to show Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise, would you think that’s who’s actually behind these farking rants? No, I think farking not. No one thinks anymore, because that’s hard, and it takes work, and it’s not cool. Yeah, that’s right.
The internet is a vast wealth of knowledge, and yet the only thing people my age use it for is a glorified telephone. The internet contains every text book, newspaper, and phonebook in existence, and if you can’t find it, there’s someone who can. But it’s limit is reached at AIM and Flash sites. Yes, the internet can be used for finding people with similar interest and taste, but that’s not the limit of its usage, expand your mind, be exposed to new ideas, and form your own, instead of just relying on the favorite fall back of our generation, “That’s gay” for everything you don’t understand. And read a farking book once in a while, it isn’t going to farking kill you.
So, in conclusion, if you were born between 1980 and 1989, there’s a real good chance that I want nothing to do with you.
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So you are disowning me? I thought I was your love bunny

QUOTE(SS_DD @ Mar 15 2006, 09:00 PM)
Teh bun bun. What was the point of that ? It seems that everyone here thinks you did something great. But, these are all people you know. Ranting in front of people who agree with you does nothing. Everyone here (well almost everyone) knows that a lot of the people in this "My space" generation are farking idiots. But saying that here wont do anything. Im almost 100 percent sure you wouldnt say that shiz to anyone you mentioned above.
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Wait.. Let me get this straight.. I'm a "farking idiot" because I use Myspace to keep in touch with my friends back home since I've moved away to college?
Please don't say things you don't know of.
QUOTE(Loser_Musician @ Mar 15 2006, 09:20 PM)
Bun, nice rant. But if I were you, I wouldn't disown 1980-1989. I woud disown everyone.
The people you made fun of are just the average people of society. They've been around since the dawn of time. You shouldn't hate em. Don't bite the hand that feeds you. With out their foolish, narrow minded, I can only see myself 2 weeks into the future, selfs. We won't have half the luxury we have now.
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Couldn't have said this more myself.
Disown everyone..
Except the hippies

QUOTE(DEAD @ Mar 15 2006, 09:51 PM)
Yes that group is mostly horrible(I'm 1988, that means I'm in). But I can say for sure that people born after 1989 are even worst in these matters. They start to smoke/using drugs/drinking even earlier that the generation before them. I suspect they are the bound where they will die out and our kids will replace them and won't take the mistake again. But thats just my opinion, so kids if you have some flaming, PM me ok.
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The generation under Generation X (Mine and Bun-bun's gen) are farktards. Don't wanna flame anyone, but seriously. Learn how to live life without your farking rap. or your OC for christ sakes!![/endhatefulrant]