Report, edit, etc...Posted by Teh_Bun-Bun on 2006-03-15 at 21:11:34
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Today as I was coming home from work, I ended up behind some farking yahoo drifting all over the road. My first thought was, “Is this meanie drunk?” Then I got next to him. The first thing I heard when I got right was some farking rap “song”, and when I looked over, this farking douche bag was sitting there (I don’t know if you could call it sitting, his seat was half way the fark back) fiddle farking around with his CD book, undoubtedly looking for some more farking rap music to play. This clown was swerving down the highway, damn near causing an accident, because he was too farking stupid to think that maybe, just maybe, it’s a good farking idea to keep your eyes on the farking road.
This is when I came to an important decision, I’m disowning my generation. That’s right; I’m farking done with everyone between the ages of fifteen and twenty-seven. I’m sick of being part of a generation that phrases ignorance and stupidity, where drugs and alcohol take president over literacy. An entire generation where being sexually active is exponentially more important than a meaningful relationship, personal expression, or even logical thought, that’s the generation I’m lumped into. I can’t even tell you how many girls in my high school got knocked up because they were too stupid to use protection, and I don’t even want to think about STD rates among guys, because all their friends are boning, so that means they have to be, damn the consequences. Suddenly, it’s cool to be a farking moron, as long as you get drunk on the weekends. I’m gonna be straight here, I do drink, but the two main things that set me apart from the rest of the idiots in my age group are:
I keep that shiz in check; no form of booze will pass my lips until 8:00 Pm on Friday night, and I don’t pass up other things that might be more important to me in order to drink.
My drinking is a personal choice, I don’t do it because all my friends do, and I don’t do it to, “fit in.” I could have still hung out with my friends if I didn’t drink, and they wouldn’t have genuinely pressured me to do so. I do it because I like to, not because MTV tells me it’s cool.
And I’m not sexually active. Again, I’ll be honest, it’s not a moral choice, it’s that I haven’t found a woman that I want to have sex with. I’m not going to wear clothes I don’t like and get some kind of faggy hair cut just because, “Girls like it.” Good, you can have those vapid twats; I don’t want ‘em. I’m not going to make so many sacrifices to get laid, I’m sorry, it’s not that important to me.
People in my classes were actually of the opinion that reading, in any form (aside of course for text messages) was “dumb” and had “No point.” People of my generation WANT to be uninformed, it’s like they pine for ignorance. The only students in my school that saw ANYTHING wrong with the patriot act were either friends of mine, or honor students.
“Well, if the president thinks it’s a good idea, it must be, he’s the leader for a reason.” Yeah, ok. In order to qualify for my American History final, you had to get 100% of the questions on a pre-test correct. These were not hard question. In fact, any legal immigrant knows these. One of the questions was, and I’m not making this up, “What country did we win independence from?” People got this wrong. Oh wait, it gets worse, the very next question, “What document declared that independence?” People actually left this blank, because they didn’t know. But that’s alright, because they could all kill a sixer and not be completely sloshed.
I’m sick of being grouped in with people who think Paris Hilton and Jay-Z are role models, and people to emulate.
“Paris Hilton acts like an idiot, then that must be the thing to do!”
“50 Cent thinks doing drugs and treating women like shiz is cool? Well then, so do I!”
That seems to be the mantra of farking teenagers today, if you see it on popular media, than it must be cool. I don’t know if I was just surrounded by morons, or it really is the generation as a whole, but I’ve known so many people who will say the dumbest damn thing, just to attract attention to themselves. It’s not like these people are really that stupid, it’s that they think that’s the way to be, an air headed nit-wit. People are actually using the amount of shiz they have as a barometer of how good they are as a human being. “I don’t need to know the capital of my state, I have a Lexus.”
“I’m might be borderline illiterate, but it’s okay, because I have the same cell phone as Paris Hilton.”
I’m surrounded by people whose idea of humor dead ends at wang and fart jokes. 90% of people I spoke to about the movie Clerks had either never seen it, or thought the only funny part was when Caitlin farked the dead guy. God for-farking-bid you have to think about humor, because then it’s just not funny. Call me a farking nut, but I’ll take subtle satire and sarcasm over some jock meanie eating a piece of dog shiz anytime. It still amazes me how many people get molested/raped/murdered via MySpace.com. I’m not wishing these fates on anyone, but come the fark on, how farking dumb do you have to be? Are you so farking brain dead and naïve that you think everyone on the internet is telling the truth?
“Well, he showed me a picture…”
Again, nobody lies over the internet, so if somebody shows you a picture, that’s who you automatically assume it is? If I changed the profile pics. here to show Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise, would you think that’s who’s actually behind these farking rants? No, I think farking not. No one thinks anymore, because that’s hard, and it takes work, and it’s not cool. Yeah, that’s right.
The internet is a vast wealth of knowledge, and yet the only thing people my age use it for is a glorified telephone. The internet contains every text book, newspaper, and phonebook in existence, and if you can’t find it, there’s someone who can. But it’s limit is reached at AIM and Flash sites. Yes, the internet can be used for finding people with similar interest and taste, but that’s not the limit of its usage, expand your mind, be exposed to new ideas, and form your own, instead of just relying on the favorite fall back of our generation, “That’s gay” for everything you don’t understand. And read a farking book once in a while, it isn’t going to farking kill you.
So, in conclusion, if you were born between 1980 and 1989, there’s a real good chance that I want nothing to do with you.
Today as I was coming home from work, I ended up behind some farking yahoo drifting all over the road. My first thought was, “Is this meanie drunk?” Then I got next to him. The first thing I heard when I got right was some farking rap “song”, and when I looked over, this farking douche bag was sitting there (I don’t know if you could call it sitting, his seat was half way the fark back) fiddle farking around with his CD book, undoubtedly looking for some more farking rap music to play. This clown was swerving down the highway, damn near causing an accident, because he was too farking stupid to think that maybe, just maybe, it’s a good farking idea to keep your eyes on the farking road.
This is when I came to an important decision, I’m disowning my generation. That’s right; I’m farking done with everyone between the ages of fifteen and twenty-seven. I’m sick of being part of a generation that phrases ignorance and stupidity, where drugs and alcohol take president over literacy. An entire generation where being sexually active is exponentially more important than a meaningful relationship, personal expression, or even logical thought, that’s the generation I’m lumped into. I can’t even tell you how many girls in my high school got knocked up because they were too stupid to use protection, and I don’t even want to think about STD rates among guys, because all their friends are boning, so that means they have to be, damn the consequences. Suddenly, it’s cool to be a farking moron, as long as you get drunk on the weekends. I’m gonna be straight here, I do drink, but the two main things that set me apart from the rest of the idiots in my age group are:
I keep that shiz in check; no form of booze will pass my lips until 8:00 Pm on Friday night, and I don’t pass up other things that might be more important to me in order to drink.
My drinking is a personal choice, I don’t do it because all my friends do, and I don’t do it to, “fit in.” I could have still hung out with my friends if I didn’t drink, and they wouldn’t have genuinely pressured me to do so. I do it because I like to, not because MTV tells me it’s cool.
And I’m not sexually active. Again, I’ll be honest, it’s not a moral choice, it’s that I haven’t found a woman that I want to have sex with. I’m not going to wear clothes I don’t like and get some kind of faggy hair cut just because, “Girls like it.” Good, you can have those vapid twats; I don’t want ‘em. I’m not going to make so many sacrifices to get laid, I’m sorry, it’s not that important to me.
People in my classes were actually of the opinion that reading, in any form (aside of course for text messages) was “dumb” and had “No point.” People of my generation WANT to be uninformed, it’s like they pine for ignorance. The only students in my school that saw ANYTHING wrong with the patriot act were either friends of mine, or honor students.
“Well, if the president thinks it’s a good idea, it must be, he’s the leader for a reason.” Yeah, ok. In order to qualify for my American History final, you had to get 100% of the questions on a pre-test correct. These were not hard question. In fact, any legal immigrant knows these. One of the questions was, and I’m not making this up, “What country did we win independence from?” People got this wrong. Oh wait, it gets worse, the very next question, “What document declared that independence?” People actually left this blank, because they didn’t know. But that’s alright, because they could all kill a sixer and not be completely sloshed.
I’m sick of being grouped in with people who think Paris Hilton and Jay-Z are role models, and people to emulate.
“Paris Hilton acts like an idiot, then that must be the thing to do!”
“50 Cent thinks doing drugs and treating women like shiz is cool? Well then, so do I!”
That seems to be the mantra of farking teenagers today, if you see it on popular media, than it must be cool. I don’t know if I was just surrounded by morons, or it really is the generation as a whole, but I’ve known so many people who will say the dumbest damn thing, just to attract attention to themselves. It’s not like these people are really that stupid, it’s that they think that’s the way to be, an air headed nit-wit. People are actually using the amount of shiz they have as a barometer of how good they are as a human being. “I don’t need to know the capital of my state, I have a Lexus.”
“I’m might be borderline illiterate, but it’s okay, because I have the same cell phone as Paris Hilton.”
I’m surrounded by people whose idea of humor dead ends at wang and fart jokes. 90% of people I spoke to about the movie Clerks had either never seen it, or thought the only funny part was when Caitlin farked the dead guy. God for-farking-bid you have to think about humor, because then it’s just not funny. Call me a farking nut, but I’ll take subtle satire and sarcasm over some jock meanie eating a piece of dog shiz anytime. It still amazes me how many people get molested/raped/murdered via MySpace.com. I’m not wishing these fates on anyone, but come the fark on, how farking dumb do you have to be? Are you so farking brain dead and naïve that you think everyone on the internet is telling the truth?
“Well, he showed me a picture…”
Again, nobody lies over the internet, so if somebody shows you a picture, that’s who you automatically assume it is? If I changed the profile pics. here to show Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise, would you think that’s who’s actually behind these farking rants? No, I think farking not. No one thinks anymore, because that’s hard, and it takes work, and it’s not cool. Yeah, that’s right.
The internet is a vast wealth of knowledge, and yet the only thing people my age use it for is a glorified telephone. The internet contains every text book, newspaper, and phonebook in existence, and if you can’t find it, there’s someone who can. But it’s limit is reached at AIM and Flash sites. Yes, the internet can be used for finding people with similar interest and taste, but that’s not the limit of its usage, expand your mind, be exposed to new ideas, and form your own, instead of just relying on the favorite fall back of our generation, “That’s gay” for everything you don’t understand. And read a farking book once in a while, it isn’t going to farking kill you.
So, in conclusion, if you were born between 1980 and 1989, there’s a real good chance that I want nothing to do with you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SiLeNT(U) on 2006-03-15 at 21:16:23
Whew, that was close, I was born in 1991.
Rantent: No need to quote the entire post above you.
Rantent: No need to quote the entire post above you.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-03-15 at 21:16:26
The only thing I can say is thank you for saying this.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by warhammer40000 on 2006-03-15 at 21:21:58
That was beautiful
Seriously, you couldnt get any truer.
Seriously, you couldnt get any truer.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-03-15 at 21:29:32
Indeed. Well spoken. But if you think your generation is bad, just wait until you see mine. 
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Teh_Bun-Bun on 2006-03-15 at 21:33:22
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Ninebreaker on 2006-03-15 at 21:33:41
True that. I dont think ill ever get involved in it, not because i dont want to, though that may be a reason, but because i have few friends.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Golden-Fist on 2006-03-15 at 22:02:11
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I'm glad you told us. Now I know I'm accepted but only by 2 years.
I'm glad you told us. Now I know I'm accepted but only by 2 years.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2006-03-15 at 22:07:57
The current mindset of these people is part of the reason for this song's existence:
Nihility (Anti-Human Manifesto) - Decapitated
[sub]You are the ones that will free us from colours
That will free us from words
Squeezed in the rock of existence
We never experienced anything else
Mind, moment, spark-there's nothing
The weight of this world breaks my spine
So maybe emptiness completes existence?
Does something that never was exist?
Destroy, change- you are unable
Hatred, fear, frustration- laughter
Is it possible to be in the temple of nothingness?
World is you, you're the eternal everything
Never-always, one- nothing
You think that destruction is the way
Let your own pain be the answer
For nothingness, for non-existence in emptiness
Being for not being, religion of black hole
Did we find already:
Can something that never was give us an answer:
What you truly hate is a part of you
World without move, we flow in substance
Devoured by perfect entirety
Homogenous millions of perfect shape[/sub]
Nihility (Anti-Human Manifesto) - Decapitated
[sub]You are the ones that will free us from colours
That will free us from words
Squeezed in the rock of existence
We never experienced anything else
Mind, moment, spark-there's nothing
The weight of this world breaks my spine
So maybe emptiness completes existence?
Does something that never was exist?
Destroy, change- you are unable
Hatred, fear, frustration- laughter
Is it possible to be in the temple of nothingness?
World is you, you're the eternal everything
Never-always, one- nothing
You think that destruction is the way
Let your own pain be the answer
For nothingness, for non-existence in emptiness
Being for not being, religion of black hole
Did we find already:
Can something that never was give us an answer:
What you truly hate is a part of you
World without move, we flow in substance
Devoured by perfect entirety
Homogenous millions of perfect shape[/sub]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by SS_DD on 2006-03-15 at 23:00:43
Teh bun bun. What was the point of that ? It seems that everyone here thinks you did something great. But, these are all people you know. Ranting in front of people who agree with you does nothing. Everyone here (well almost everyone) knows that a lot of the people in this "My space" generation are farking idiots. But saying that here wont do anything. Im almost 100 percent sure you wouldnt say that shiz to anyone you mentioned above.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Arbitrary on 2006-03-15 at 23:06:29
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Loser_Musician on 2006-03-15 at 23:20:55
Bun, nice rant. But if I were you, I wouldn't disown 1980-1989. I woud disown everyone.
The people you made fun of are just the average people of society. They've been around since the dawn of time. You shouldn't hate em. Don't bite the hand that feeds you. With out their foolish, narrow minded, I can only see myself 2 weeks into the future, selfs. We won't have half the luxury we have now.
The people you made fun of are just the average people of society. They've been around since the dawn of time. You shouldn't hate em. Don't bite the hand that feeds you. With out their foolish, narrow minded, I can only see myself 2 weeks into the future, selfs. We won't have half the luxury we have now.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-03-15 at 23:22:37
Amen.
And Clerks was a good movie.
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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Teh_Bun-Bun on 2006-03-15 at 23:32:13
QUOTE(SS_DD @ Mar 15 2006, 09:00 PM)
Teh bun bun. What was the point of that ? It seems that everyone here thinks you did something great. But, these are all people you know. Ranting in front of people who agree with you does nothing. Everyone here (well almost everyone) knows that a lot of the people in this "My space" generation are farking idiots. But saying that here wont do anything. Im almost 100 percent sure you wouldnt say that shiz to anyone you mentioned above.
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[center]Sorry, but very few people here know me.
If you think I wouldn't say that to anyone who willingly conforms to the ideals of this generation, you've massively underestimated me.[/center]
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Gigins on 2006-03-15 at 23:51:53
Yes that group is mostly horrible(I'm 1988, that means I'm in). But I can say for sure that people born after 1989 are even worst in these matters. They start to smoke/using drugs/drinking even earlier that the generation before them. I suspect they are the bound where they will die out and our kids will replace them and won't take the mistake again. But thats just my opinion, so kids if you have some flaming, PM me ok.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2006-03-16 at 00:02:15
It was our fathers and forefathers that made the world come to how it is. Althought I do not blame them, I feel that I'm just not good enough and so do alot of people out their.
Thats when they look to drugs and alchol. They become depressed and their live gets all farked up. I, myself am also like this(though I keep the drugs to a "weed only" policy.) I feel I'm just not smart enough for school, that I was born for other talents which I havn't found yet. I get depressed about how I'm not smart enough or equal to other people. All I want is to be good at something, but I'm not good at anything, sure I got great athletic abilities but I don't stand out enough for it to be any use for me. Athletics is just a sport and wont get me anywhere anyway so I have nowhere to go.
And alot of people are like that too.
Btw your not showing yourself as being above us with your excessive language. What was the reason that you used the F word like 50 times? It's not like we were the ones not watching the road and looking for rap songs, that was a different individual. Not us.
Thats when they look to drugs and alchol. They become depressed and their live gets all farked up. I, myself am also like this(though I keep the drugs to a "weed only" policy.) I feel I'm just not smart enough for school, that I was born for other talents which I havn't found yet. I get depressed about how I'm not smart enough or equal to other people. All I want is to be good at something, but I'm not good at anything, sure I got great athletic abilities but I don't stand out enough for it to be any use for me. Athletics is just a sport and wont get me anywhere anyway so I have nowhere to go.
And alot of people are like that too.
Btw your not showing yourself as being above us with your excessive language. What was the reason that you used the F word like 50 times? It's not like we were the ones not watching the road and looking for rap songs, that was a different individual. Not us.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2006-03-16 at 00:12:16
there are still a select few of us who are intelligent and show how we are separate from animals
ur just having a bad day, just think what will happen to that person in the future and your mind will be at ease
ur just having a bad day, just think what will happen to that person in the future and your mind will be at easeReport, edit, etc...Posted by SiLeNT(U) on 2006-03-16 at 00:13:36
Yeah 1989+ are worse, and people don't just smoke weed because they are depressed, almost all my friends smoke weed and they dont seem even the least bit depressed, I think they do it to be cool.
Btw, I was born in 1991.
Btw, I was born in 1991.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by CheeZe on 2006-03-16 at 00:25:52
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where drugs and alcohol take president over literacy.
^Very nice^
I've been introduced to these idiots way before you realized they existed.
Observe! (Go only if you want further pain)
http://fstdt.com/
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Zombie on 2006-03-16 at 00:56:17
Dude, TBB i love you... 
I mean really. At least he has the balls to speak out, You're probally another groupie that lets others control them. I'm almost 100% sure that he probally would, Hell i would if i was bored. Saying here wont do anything? uh, Yea it acually will, People need to read this stuff.
QUOTE(SS_DD @ Mar 15 2006, 09:00 PM)
Teh bun bun. What was the point of that ? It seems that everyone here thinks you did something great. But, these are all people you know. Ranting in front of people who agree with you does nothing. Everyone here (well almost everyone) knows that a lot of the people in this "My space" generation are farking idiots. But saying that here wont do anything. Im almost 100 percent sure you wouldnt say that shiz to anyone you mentioned above.
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I mean really. At least he has the balls to speak out, You're probally another groupie that lets others control them. I'm almost 100% sure that he probally would, Hell i would if i was bored. Saying here wont do anything? uh, Yea it acually will, People need to read this stuff.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Cloud on 2006-03-16 at 01:04:42
QUOTE(SiLeNT(U) @ Mar 16 2006, 05:13 AM)
Yeah 1989+ are worse, and people don't just smoke weed because they are depressed, almost all my friends smoke weed and they dont seem even the least bit depressed, I think they do it to be cool.
Btw, I was born in 1991.
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Heres a piece of advice.
Never judge a book by its cover.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-03-16 at 04:33:15
QUOTE(Loser_Musician @ Mar 15 2006, 11:20 PM)
Bun, nice rant. But if I were you, I wouldn't disown 1980-1989. I woud disown everyone.
The people you made fun of are just the average people of society. They've been around since the dawn of time. You shouldn't hate em. Don't bite the hand that feeds you. With out their foolish, narrow minded, I can only see myself 2 weeks into the future, selfs. We won't have half the luxury we have now.
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The people you made fun of are just the average people of society. They've been around since the dawn of time. You shouldn't hate em. Don't bite the hand that feeds you. With out their foolish, narrow minded, I can only see myself 2 weeks into the future, selfs. We won't have half the luxury we have now.
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I have to agree with LM on this one. This sort of thing has ALWAYS been around. You've only recently started noticing it. Also, be sure that you aren't being a hypocrite. Another thing to be aware of is that you may be witnessing someone else's rare mistake. It doesn't mean that they are always now or will always be like that. I've felt similar things to what you're feeling now.
You need to realize two things: 1) You are the better person for abstaining from your vices. However, don't be overly judgemental of them. You probably don't understand what they're going through. 2) You can use their weaknesses to your advantage. I've manipulated people that are addicts before. You just gotta figure out their buttons and you can get them to do almost anything.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Shapechanger on 2006-03-16 at 08:17:06
As long as they don't get in my way, I just ignore them. After all, we need a working class.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Chronophobia on 2006-03-16 at 09:50:36
Well spoken! And I'm lucky! 3:rd January 1990!
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Really, my friends of my age, they just can't get anything else on their heads than to long for the weekend to go out and smash their heads by alcohol with their friends. It's almost only me in my class who doesn't drink. I mean, it's sad, because 20 of 30 persons in my class have a F in grades, and they just think it's the farking teachers fault. For an example, a person in my class doesn't know what X is in 3+X=5
ADDITION:
Really, my friends of my age, they just can't get anything else on their heads than to long for the weekend to go out and smash their heads by alcohol with their friends. It's almost only me in my class who doesn't drink. I mean, it's sad, because 20 of 30 persons in my class have a F in grades, and they just think it's the farking teachers fault. For an example, a person in my class doesn't know what X is in 3+X=5
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-03-16 at 10:12:49
I think it applies to anyone under 25 at this point.