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Report, edit, etc...Posted by dumbducky on 2006-04-23 at 13:24:59

QUOTE(NormMcpetterson @ Apr 23 2006, 01:14 PM)

WOW any more lame jokes and my head will explode.

but here

Guy- mr president can i have your autograph

bush- im president of the united states of america
i kill thousands of innosent people every day by sending them to iraq
to save me form getting killed by a 2 year old.

guy- uuh i just wanted a autograph

bush- heres your autograph

(bush pulls his pants down and farts in the guys face)\

guy- O GOD WHY

(his head explodes)

bush- HA

(a flying head from a kid that herd to many lame jokes hit bush in to a
michal jakson portrait, killing him in a painfull death)

me- can someone get my head?

the end

Hows that for a of the top of the exploded head joke?
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YOUR NOT FUNNY

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-04-23 at 13:27:06

KELLIMUS FOR ADMIN!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-04-23 at 13:29:41

Damn... I was just gonna say that IP just made me gmod...

Too late...[right]Right?[/right]
[/NOTRIGHT]

Report, edit, etc...Posted by HorroR on 2006-04-23 at 13:31:31

QUOTE(NormMcpetterson @ Apr 23 2006, 12:14 PM)

I nominate that as the Lamest Joke. Ever.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by NormMcpetterson on 2006-04-23 at 13:46:26

your only saying that it is lame because i said yours where lame so your really copying me is saying mine is lame so....... whose lame now.

What is with my warn i diddent say any thing wrong. or did i ?

Report, edit, etc...Posted by lil_nemesis on 2006-04-23 at 13:48:54

QUOTE(NormMcpetterson @ Apr 23 2006, 05:46 PM)

your only saying that it is lame because i said yours where lame so your really copying me is saying mine is lame so....... whose lame now
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you are not welcome here

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2006-04-23 at 13:51:01

No but for real, yours was the lamest I've seen in this thread. Lets get back to jokes:

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The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.” The first man said.“You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,”
The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job."
The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

I hope I didn't go over the word limit.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by NormMcpetterson on 2006-04-23 at 13:54:41

QUOTE(lil_nemesis @ Apr 23 2006, 12:48 PM)

you are not welcome here
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Why am i not welcome here i diddent do anything wrong

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Deathawk on 2006-04-23 at 14:37:50

HEY MOOSE!!!!

Are you a whale, because you just got harpwnt.
LoL!!!!!

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-23 at 14:57:25

I keke'd Moose!

Now I need to learn math

ADDITION:

QUOTE(-__________- @ Apr 23 2006, 12:19 PM)

Moose is fat.
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I sid that he is skinier than HorroR...

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2006-04-23 at 15:20:03

What do you get when you bring a bunch of insane, egg-loving, diseased, sexually impaired, young, unloved people to one forum?

S.E.N.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Jordan on 2006-04-23 at 15:44:29

i have many.

Your mom is so poor I saw her walking down the street holding a can and I asked her, "Hey baby, whatcha doin'?" she replied, "Just moving.."

-=-
What do you call a moose thats very small and has an IQ of 2707? A MiniMoose2707

-=-
a nerd was walking down the street till he met a another nerd. Nerd 1 said, "Hey did you watch Star Trek 2.0 last night on G4TV?" Nerd 2 replied, "I couldn't I had to earn more mana so I could pick up the garbage. Earlier though, I was playing with Diablo (in a spitty voice)

^^it's lame but if your bored read this/

Report, edit, etc...Posted by ... on 2006-04-23 at 15:48:51

A pirate enters a bar with a steering wheel in his crotch. The bartender asked him why does he have a steering wheel in his crotch. The pirate said, "ARGGH! It's driving me nuts!"

Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-04-23 at 15:56:01

F*cker Nut

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-23 at 16:08:38

Your momma so poor, I saw her walking down the street with one shoe. I asked her, "Her miss, did you lose a shoe?" She said," Nuh uh, I jsut found one!"

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Syphon on 2006-04-23 at 16:52:53

QUOTE(DEAD @ Apr 23 2006, 04:52 AM)

My real name is Mike and I live in Сanada

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Me are you?

My interpretation of a fight between MiniMoose 2707 and Flavor Flav

*Moose walks into a bar, Flavor is beating up a migit in the background.*

Moose - Wuddup G!
Flav - Wort wort wort!
Migit - Grah!

*Moose drinks several dozen shots of tequila, and lights the migit on fire with a blowtorch convieniently placed.*

Migit - Aiee!
Moose - Ima take that Migit back to my place for a little gahheh aheh ahA!
Flav - Damn beeatch, that mah Migit!
Moose - Owww ye?
Flav - YEAAH!

*Migit looks around, jumps out window while still on fire, proceeds to hit a fat man, both stumble into a suped up DeLorean, go back in time and start the great chicago fireof 1871.*

Flav - DAMN!

*Moose attempts to punch Flav, but falls over.*

Moose - DAMN!

Migit in 1871 - DAMN!

*Flav throws clock at moose, it's intense gravity creating a small balck hole that sucks Moose and Flav into an alternate dimension ruled by the baggage claim at Detroit International airport.*

Flav - DAMN!

*Moose and Flav are eaten by a 13 foot tall man dressed as a tuna.*

^ So bad it's good.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-04-23 at 16:54:22

90% of the teenagers who read this probaly smokes or drinks beer. Put this in your signature if you like bagels

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-04-23 at 16:55:35

Do I win if you made me laugh, Moose?

Know how you made me laugh? By being such a pathetic person. You pathetic pile. You not banning me has made me laugh more.[/NOTRIGHT]

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Doodan on 2006-04-23 at 16:58:16

For a great time, copy and paste this in your address bar:http://captiankirknadcrush.ytmnd.com/

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2006-04-23 at 17:00:51

maybe if you didnt have a spoon engraved with the words "yoshi's property" shoved up ur ass, you wouldnt need a good laugh
didnt think of that did ya

Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-04-23 at 17:01:16

<Deathawk>Are you a whale, because you just got harpwnt

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Mune'R0x on 2006-04-23 at 17:04:28

[right]So Moose...
How good of an admin are you anyways?[/right]

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Freedawk on 2006-04-23 at 17:05:17

I am 12.

Report, edit, etc...Posted by EcHo on 2006-04-23 at 17:07:42

CODE

[QUOTE][COLOR=red][SIZE=14]Two peanuts walked into a bar, one was salted[/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Do-0dan on 2006-04-23 at 17:08:18

"You can bring a n00b to lik, water, but u cant make a n00b drink" -Jeremy, PurePwnage

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