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Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-06-12 at 21:24:21

Nailed to a cross? Yep.
That has really got to hurt.
Glad I'm not up there.



Next topic: Heresy
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-06-12 at 21:39:56
hersheys makes you fat
its from outerspace from aliens
whoops its not hersheys

Elephants
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Wilhelm on 2006-06-12 at 21:44:22
Heresy.
HERESY.

Next topic: Heresy
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-06-12 at 21:45:00

Pachyderms are great.
They taste good with anything.
Elephants are cool.


Yodeling
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2006-06-12 at 21:54:37
Yodeling is gay
Does it even have a point
No! An avalanche

Next Topic: Me
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-06-12 at 22:25:58
me rhymes with teepee
tell me what a Heresy is
and I wont be mad

Next topic: Elephants
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wesmic da pimp on 2006-06-13 at 00:04:50
Your momma is huge,
hairy, and walks on four legs
She also has trunks.

Next theme: Popcorn-flavored lollipops.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-06-13 at 02:31:06

They don't taste that good.
Popcorn Flavored lollipops.
I'm amazed that fit.


Topic: Boomerangs.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Voyager7456(MM) on 2006-06-13 at 06:20:33
Boomerangs fly far,
but they always come right back.
It must be magic.

Next topic: Kiwis.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-06-13 at 07:09:22

Kiwi. The Best Fruit.
I love them so much, oh yes.
Voyager does too.



Next topic: Nails
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wizard898 on 2006-06-13 at 08:03:02
(which nails?)

They grow so dam slow
those small things on your fingers
I'll rip them all off!

Next : A circle.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-06-13 at 08:06:14


A Circle. So Round.
What's this business with Pi?
I just don't get it.




Next topic: Nails (The kind you crucify someone with, or build a house.)
Report, edit, etc...Posted by wizard898 on 2006-06-13 at 08:10:23
I'm tough as a nail
I'm tougher than a real nail
This poem just owned you

Next : The smilie emotes
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-06-13 at 13:59:56

Smilies are great.
I can act like I am glad.
But still be angry.



Next topic: Flour bombs
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Kow on 2006-06-13 at 15:31:51
You throw flour bombs
and they blow up in faces.
They get things dirty.



Amnesia.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-06-13 at 15:35:48

Amnesia, no fun.
You tend to lose your....err...stuff?
Amnesia, no fun.




Yo-yo's
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-06-13 at 15:38:25
Yo-yo's can go up
by the cord wrapping the rod
Yo-yo's can go down

Next topic: Pencil
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Demaris on 2006-06-13 at 15:40:01

Pencil, you can write.
I can put stuff on paper.
Like all my haikus.



haikus
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2006-06-13 at 15:50:05
haikus are lame-ish
haikus are boring and lame
don't write haikus please

corn on the cob
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-06-13 at 15:53:32
Corn on the cob bob
he is a big smelly corn slob
bob is a corn cob

Pizza
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Killer_Kow(MM) on 2006-06-13 at 16:27:56
Slice me some pizza,
Meat lover's, extra mozza.
Circular goodness.

The next topic is: Flowers!
Report, edit, etc...Posted by lonely_duck on 2006-06-13 at 16:30:05
flowers in prairies
flowers in my mobile home
get these flowers out!

frankie
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Urmom(U) on 2006-06-13 at 17:20:24
Yes, I am urmom.
It's a joke saying your mom.
I am not your mom.
Report, edit, etc...Posted by Xeno on 2006-06-13 at 17:30:34
urmom is a 'tard
He forgot to leave a theme
He should kill himself.

Next theme: crayons

Report, edit, etc...Posted by Oo.Insane.oO on 2006-06-13 at 17:37:45
Crayons are like wax
Crayons have many colors
I color with them

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